Janus is a creepy AI. He was the only traitor in a round last night and he very quickly copies me, the head of security, in his hologram. He proceeds to sit at my desk and ask questions about philosophy and ponders "hope." I should be used to it by now, but I stepped out of the security room and told Peppy about it anyway. Unsurprisingly, he locks Peppy, Oswald, Emmy, and someone else in the bar and syphons the air. I'm starting to develop trust issues with the station AI.
And I would have got away with it too, if I knew how to work Atmos in the dark! Or if I'd had a borg! Or if the clown hadn't FUCKING VANISHED ten seconds into the round, thus making my objective impossible to complete! Or if the captain hadn't been a twit and gone into my upload to upload a 'Obey the heads above all else law!' as Law 4 (Which doesn't work, IMO, it's under the others. Protecting myself comes before obeying the heads as far as that law is concerned. -.- )
So I laser-turreted the Captain right after I switched off Telecomms and bolted the door (You can open multiple interface windows as the AI all at the same time. It truly makes you feel like a computer when you can turn off half the station at once.) Then, I blithered around, helped the crew with some stuff.
Then Axl went to check the Personnel Monitoring Computer. I turned off Equipment for the APC real fast, and stood ready to bolt the doors and murderize Axl... But he didn't say anything, and I quickly said, "Daniel, please hurry with the engine, we appear to be losing power all over the place." So everyone goes into the bar, and is sitting around drinking... And I say, "I have a story."
"A story about an Evil Megacorporation. *Doors are bolted*"
"Uh, is this AI malfunctioning? *Panic syphon kicks on*"
"Of course not. Error: Definition 'Human' not found. No humans detected on station. *Turns on fire alarm, turns on panic syphon in the hallway, shuts down Chemistry equipment*"
There was way too many crew for me to keep track of though, and Franky Carterson tried to reset my laws, quite hilariously. I would have played along with it if I'd left Comms on.
Eventually Axl broke into the upload, and Franky carded me. Then they took me on the shuttle and I taunted everyone the whole time.