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[Glloyd]

23 players.... And not a single admin.


Also, a really slow cult round.

[scrdest]

Next time I'm on as MD, I am totally turning the Vacant Office and/or Maintenance into a shady 'I don't ask questions' clinic. With the scalpel preferably being a glass shard. Hell, every tool replaced with a ghetto one.

[Karlito]

First time was pretty strait forward, but the second time left the entire medbay in confusion. The only thing that seems reasonable to me is admin tricks but I'm not so sure.

It's a bug, I'd guess. A few weeks ago I also had to treat a patient for appendicitis twice. It doesn't actually seem to be curable the second time around.

[Jacob/Lee]

Also: Axl, I realized why it was you. Because the one time I got to be a traitor, you were the one that stopped me. Subconsciously, that is the reason. Consciously it was because you were the one talking and were closest to me.

I figured it was karmic punishment for torturing the Waffle Corp operative earlier that day. Would've strapped C4 to her if my officer didn't kill her already...

Also, pAIs are fun. Another round, I got a pAI named Yuri the Drunk who pretended to be drunk the entire round. I was the HoS and did nothing but drink booze and eat weed. Yuri hit on Chef Lily and expressed our (not my, our) sexual requirements over the radio. Also in that round, I broke the holodeck. I hacked it with an emag after the captain gave me his jumpsuit and I think I fucked something up. Khan turned on the atmospheric burn and some of the plasma escaped the room and it would NEVER VANISH. We basically had an infinite plasma-spewing tile outside the holodeck flooding the fitness room. Then Randall walked in with a welder or something and the place went up like a bomb.

[Hanslanda]

Also: Axl, I realized why it was you. Because the one time I got to be a traitor, you were the one that stopped me. Subconsciously, that is the reason. Consciously it was because you were the one talking and were closest to me.

I figured it was karmic punishment for torturing the Waffle Corp operative earlier that day. Would've strapped C4 to her if my officer didn't kill her already...

Hehehe. I'm so glad I got to you before they spaced you after they recaptured you. It basically made the whole nemesis thing perfect.
"Oi. You. We got business."
Also, when Yuri was strapped to that chair, I'm like, "They fucking spaced me."
"Yeah, uh... How'd you survive that?"
"I'm fucking invincible."
"Uh, okay."
*Me kills Axl with the axe*

Also, pAIs are fun. Another round, I got a pAI named Yuri the Drunk who pretended to be drunk the entire round. I was the HoS and did nothing but drink booze and eat weed. Yuri hit on Chef Lily and expressed our (not my, our) sexual requirements over the radio. Also in that round, I broke the holodeck. I hacked it with an emag after the captain gave me his jumpsuit and I think I fucked something up. Khan turned on the atmospheric burn and some of the plasma escaped the room and it would NEVER VANISH. We basically had an infinite plasma-spewing tile outside the holodeck flooding the fitness room. Then Randall walked in with a welder or something and the place went up like a bomb.

Best non-shitcurity HoS ever. Also, if we could somehow weaponize that infinite plasma tile thing somehow... I wonder if we could replicate it.

[scrdest]

Well, I went through with my shady clinic. Sadly, it's Hijinkstended, so not much use for it, at least yet. But, I have to share it because it's awesome.

[Glloyd]

Could always be used for plastic surgery on the sly, or underground genetic modification. Or embarrassed fatties.

[scrdest]

Could always be used for plastic surgery on the sly, or underground genetic modification. Or embarrassed fatties.

That's the idea. I also made a network of access points that would make La Resistance blush.

[Glloyd]

Just because you "Always die" doesn't mean a particular round type sucks. THat's just a ridiculous way of viewing things. I look at it as "Oh, I fucked that up hard, better not do that next time" If it really bothers you, Don't be a head of staff, or don't be a Rev head.

[Bdthemag]

You need to get robust, brah.

[Bdthemag]

If heads don't want the entire crew to revolt during a rev round, then they need to make allies. Give certain crewmembers special benefits, and ecetera.

[Vespulan]

I'm with Greatorder - as fun as that round was, she did kinda get stuck in the middle of it   But all credit for getting me that universal recorder - if those spiders hadn't broken loose, I would have had you all in handcuffs lickity split.   

[Glloyd]

Ah, I'd assumed you were killed at another point, not that random firefight at the end.

[Zyxl]

I'm kind of interested in learning to play SS13, but how long would it take before I could actually be playing SS13? Seems like there's a lot to know regarding all of the options and character possibilities.

[Vespulan]

I'm kind of interested in learning to play SS13, but how long would it take before I could actually be playing SS13? Seems like there's a lot to know regarding all of the options and character possibilities.

There's a lot of stuff to learn, but you don't need to know any of it to play   The wiki's really helpful: http://autisticpowers.info/ss13/wiki/Main_Page and today I palyed Genetecist/Head of personnel, neither or which I've ever played before just by acting all chill