: "AND I AM THE GHOOOOOOST OF POKEMON PAAAAAAAST."
: "Come ON, Oak. That worked last time, but like, you live right next door."
: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NO I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT"
: "Dude, whatever. You got my Pokemon?"
: "Yes, actually! When you wake, come right to my lab - I have a present for you!"
: "Aw, sweet."
I wake up near my television, having fallen asleep watching a show about some guys on a railroad track. Wasn't I going to do something today? Like, this morning?
...Whew. Potion's in the PC. All is right in the world. Now if only I could remember what I was going to do.
Hey, is someone coming up the stairs?
Oh, never mind. It's just the Professor's Aide-in-training.
: "Hey, Alex. Oak wanted to let you know he had to take a call from someone a town over, but he'll be done soon."
: "Oh, okay. Hey, how's the job working out?"
: "It's alright. Kent's a pain in the ass, though, and he's ALWAYS over."
: "No kiddin'. Anyway, as Kent would say: SMELL YA LATER!"
I head downstairs and talk to Mom for a minute before following Leaf out. She seems pretty darn sad about me leaving, actually. At least now I remember what I was going to do this morning.
Yeah, sure, buddy. Tell that to someone who HAS a Pokemon.
This town is boring as ever.
I look around for a bit for Oak, but he doesn't turn up.
Not until I head toward the grass, at least.
Oak takes me back to his place. Oh man, does this mean he's FINALLY gonna let me use a Pokemon?
Damnit, Kent's here too. Dude's always bugging me about pointless stuff. At least Oak held off on the nepotism enough to give me my Pokemon at the same time.
Oak points to the Pokeballs and explains that he wants both of us to take one. I get to pick before Kent. Hehehe.
I had no idea Leaf had her own Pokemon, actually, but it does kind of make sense. She's older and not from Pallet Town.
After going through the choices for a few minutes, I think it's pretty clear what the only REAL option is. Right, gentlemen?
AWWWW YEAI declare the naming theme for this game to be:
FAMOUS SCIENTISTS AND SCIENTIFIC ACHIEVEMENTS.Turing the TentacoolLv. 5Gender: MaleStats: HP 19, ATK 10, DEF 9, SP.ATK 9, SP.DEF 16, SPD 13
IVs: HP 9, ATK 25, DEF 19, SP. ATK 15, SP.DEF 25, SPD 9
Moves: Poison Sting
Ability: Water Absorb (Changes Water into HP.)
Nature: Jolly (+SPD, -SP.ATK)
: "Fine, whatever.
Thank God he didn't grab that other one."
Awwright, this is it. I've waited for a decent Pokemon battle my whole life!
Turing only has one move, and it's not very effective. The best I can hope for is Kent's Cubone getting poisoned.
The opposition, however, has strategy on their side. I hope this doesn't mean he has a big attack coming...
A few rounds of enduring Growl/Tail Whip and Turing scores a Critical Hit, poisoning Cubone.
It's at this point that I realize Cubone doesn't have any moves except Growl and Tail Whip.
I almost feel bad for the poor guy. Almost.