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[Loud Whispers]

Beards are indeed coming back into fashion. Have you heard of cyclic beard saturation theory?

[SirQuiamus]

Beards are indeed coming back into fashion. Have you heard of cyclic beard saturation theory?

I have, and it all fits into the grand narrative of Mohammedan Assassins who are about to stab us all to death.

You see, every westerner is constantly drinking drinking beer in copious amounts (I've already had 12 tonight), and beer is loaded with noxious phytoestrogens that inhibit beard growth. Now, think for a minute: Why does Islam prohibit the consumption of alcohol? It is solely to protect the beards of Muslim men -- those wild, luxurious beards that store infinite amounts of masculine power, like Samson's hair but 85 times more kilowatts per gram. It is with those deadly beards that Islamic faith will overthrow our so-called "Western Civilization", the decrepit dominion of beer-swilling effete swine. The sheer prickly manliness of Islamic facial hair will strike us dead in a heartbeat!

If only I could stop drinking beer I might have a chance to grow a proper beard and convert to the One True Faith لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله , but as of now it is impossible due to the sheer depravity of my godless culture!

[nenjin]

Always nice to see a human tragedy turned into a bit of pandering to the right wing. The music is what takes it over the top.

[Loud Whispers]

Beards are indeed coming back into fashion. Have you heard of cyclic beard saturation theory?

I have, and it all fits into the grand narrative of Mohammedan Assassins who are about to stab us all to death.
You see, every westerner is constantly drinking drinking beer in copious amounts (I've already had 12 tonight), and beer is loaded with noxious phytoestrogens that inhibit beard growth. Now, think for a minute: Why does Islam prohibit the consumption of alcohol? It is solely to protect the beards of Muslim men -- those wild, luxurious beards that store infinite amounts of masculine power, like Samson's hair but 85 times more kilowatts per gram. It is with those deadly beards that Islamic faith will overthrow our so-called "Western Civilization", the decrepit dominion of beer-swilling effete swine. The sheer prickly manliness of Islamic facial hair will strike us dead in a heartbeat!
If only I could stop drinking beer I might have a chance to grow a proper beard and convert to the One True Faith لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله , but as of now it is impossible due to the sheer depravity of my godless culture!

God wills beard, remove beardless from the premises!

[Sheb]

LW, no one is denying that ISIS fighters are making their ways into Europe, we just argue that there ain't many in the refugees flows (certainly not enough to justify going full Madagascar and closing ALL the borders): many of course that came from Europe are coming back at some point. (Incidentally, the only exemples you ever seems to post).

Also, Europe HAS borders, just not internal one (and we don't have a moat all arounds like you guys). You're complaining about Schengen letting that train guy hop between France and Belgium, but then the lack of checkpoints between London and Leeds also helped the underground bombers.

[Sinistar]

Well duh, those immigrants are from mostly non-Free market and barely-Capitalist countries. If you let those kind of people in, economy is sure to collapse because they are just unable to adapt. Unable!

Open them doors wider amiright, 300,000 a year is nothing, we should do 1,000,000
Why not 1,000,000,000?

Because there's not 1,000,000,000 refugees en route, #CheckYourFacts #EuroBritScum #HaramHaram #BurnInfidel #BuyFalafel

They have no manners, no civility, they are just swarming our beautiful Europe and demanding stuff!

Top lel

Let us engage in duel most chivalrous, old chap.

Not to mention they are slightly brown! And they are of different religion!

Are white people are messed up or what

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Meanwhile, King's-Landing-land decided to start sending migrants back to Hungary. Orban in return accused Croatia of "encouraging mass criminal offences". And promptly sent those migrants toward Austria. And Slovenia also accused Croatia of breaking EU rules. And from my Balkan sources I've heard Hungarian and Slovenian foreign ministers met and apparently agreed Croatia is handling immigrants in absolutely inhumane way by not caring for them in their own country. Kek if I ever saw one.

Then again, it's all Balkans.

[Loud Whispers]

Top lel m8 I didn't say close the borders I said you don't even have them, there are no security checks; I've already commented on the no internal borders rule which means all the interior nations have no borders. Don't try to pretend the swamped borders at Greece or Italy are proof of any nonexistent barriers in France or Germany.

many of course that came from Europe are coming back at some point. (Incidentally, the only exemples you ever seems to post).

And even now? This is why I want to have no commonality with your nations, I can live with Muslims, I cannot with the silly.

Also, Europe HAS borders, just not internal one (and we don't have a moat all arounds like you guys).

Get jelly

You're complaining about Schengen letting that train guy hop between France and Belgium

I'm sure the people in the trains were more concerned than me ;P
Typically a Brit and some Americans had to sort out another European mess

but then the lack of checkpoints between London and Leeds also helped the underground bombers.

No security checkpoints previously existed between London and Leeds; there was a lack of security which our transport police quickly changed - this separates the French attacks from the Underground bomber. The train attacker was known by the Spanish, French, Belgian and German authorities as a high-risk threat, giving regular talks of Jihad at his mosque whilst also trafficking drugs and had had a fun trip to Syria. He lived in Spain and moved to France and crossed the former borders of multiple European countries like the Netherlands and Belgium but alas, the borders are no more. You continentals deliberately destroyed your own security and try to justify it!

Because there's not 1,000,000,000 refugees en route, #CheckYourFacts #EuroBritScum #HaramHaram #BurnInfidel #BuyFalafel

I thought we were at least going to pretend that refugees and immigrants were not synonymous, you're not even halal pc cut m8

Let us engage in duel most chivalrous, old chap.

You think just because you're a teletubby you're a big man? I'll fuck you and your tubby custard up m8

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Nice meme

Meanwhile, King's-Landing-land decided to start sending migrants back to Hungary.

London's done no such thing, season 6 hasn't even come out yet

Orban in return accused Croatia of "encouraging mass criminal offences". And promptly sent those migrants toward Austria. And Slovenia also accused Croatia of breaking EU rules. And from my Balkan sources I've heard Hungarian and Slovenian foreign ministers met and apparently agreed Croatia is handling immigrants in absolutely inhumane way by not caring for them in their own country. Kek if I ever saw one.
Then again, it's all Balkans.

Hahaha, watch them all burn because of German hugs, it is best death because it is so comforting

[Vilanat]

dubrovnik is the set for King's landing.

[Loud Whispers]

And London is King's Landing

[Sinistar]

oi u startin somethin? Talking bollocks about your fake-London where only true London is Cro-London. Last time fake-london got it's cultural heritage destroyed via air bombardement was 1940's, last time that happened in Cro-London was 1990's, clearly Cro-London wins this argument by landslide by having it's tradition of being destroyed by an enemy you totally could predict would destroy it more up to date. So don't be starting something, m8tyn8torerer.



Also, I've heard on Slovenian-Croatian border there's about 1000 right now and 13000 en route. On one border crossing where group of about 300 tried to force through tear gas was used. Burn Europe, baby, burn. Can't provide any actual sources, this guy was on said border but I guess he called it quits 2h ago and this lady is on Croatian-Serbian one.

[Loud Whispers]

Hey Yurop thread is on 420 50ppp

Should blazing it be legal in Yurop?

[Frumple]

The places it isn't yet, sure.

[Sinistar]

Hahah, just heard a story how an unscheduled train came to Hungarian border from Croatia carrying about 1000 immigrants and 40 Croatian cops. Hungary was very offended and disarmed all the cops. Oh well, I'm going to bed.

Should blazing it be legal in Yurop?

Not if you are blazing 100% pure infidel.

[Jopax]

It's like refugee hot potato out there. Or even budget restructuring, because for most people who are far enough, it's just moving numbers around :V

[smjjames]

Kind of sounds like the Balkan states are throwing the refugees at the other balkan states.