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Bay12 Presidential Focus Polling 2016

Ted Cruz
- 7 (6.5%)
Rick Santorum
- 16 (14.8%)
Michelle Bachmann
- 13 (12%)
Chris Christie
- 23 (21.3%)
Rand Paul
- 49 (45.4%)

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Xantalos

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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3090 on: October 11, 2013, 05:54:52 pm »
Bahahaha. Damn those are some good parody videos. I nearly believed them for a second.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3091 on: October 11, 2013, 05:55:01 pm »
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About negative6 years, Redking.
Actually, it started a little earlier.

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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3092 on: October 11, 2013, 05:57:25 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on October 11, 2013, 05:47:49 pm
How long before they openly begin claiming that Obama is one of the secret lizard people and that he's corrupting our natural bodily essences with his fiendish fluoridation?

They're already claiming they'd rather have Vladimir Putin as President, since his idea of a culture war is a better representation of their idea of "American values".

I'm not making that up.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3093 on: October 11, 2013, 06:01:21 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on October 11, 2013, 05:57:25 pm
Quote from: RedKing on October 11, 2013, 05:47:49 pm
How long before they openly begin claiming that Obama is one of the secret lizard people and that he's corrupting our natural bodily essences with his fiendish fluoridation?

They're already claiming they'd rather have Vladimir Putin as President, since his idea of a culture war is a better representation of their idea of "American values".

I'm not making that up.
They even sent some people to Russia to speak in support of the proposed law to take the children of homosexuals into state custody. I'd post the videos but they're not much to listen to due to the Russian dubbing.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3094 on: October 11, 2013, 06:03:33 pm »
Wait.
You're talking like those people are actual politicians.
They aren't.
Are they?
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3095 on: October 11, 2013, 06:05:21 pm »
The Santorum link just leads to one of the other videos...but Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick. This is almost as good as the street preacher we have wandering around campus claiming that corrupted young college women these days are engaging in carnal relations with squirrels.

Sadly, this is not half as funny.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3096 on: October 11, 2013, 06:08:51 pm »
Damn copy/paste betraying me. Here he is in all his frothy glory.

Now, I'm still waiting for the thread title to be full of SEX, FJ. You aren't just going to skip a numeral, are you? Our Roman ancestors look upon you with shame.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3097 on: October 11, 2013, 06:10:53 pm »
I could edit it to say "six of the saints". Then it would say SEX SANTORUM.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3098 on: October 11, 2013, 06:12:19 pm »
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3099 on: October 11, 2013, 06:13:42 pm »
So wait.
Those people in the videos are actual politicians. Is this true?
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3100 on: October 11, 2013, 06:16:05 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 11, 2013, 06:13:42 pm
So wait.
Those people in the videos are actual politicians. Is this true?
Gohmert, Lee, and Bachmann are all active members of Congress. Santorum is a former Senator. Bauer is a politician but has never held office. Rios isn't a politician, she runs some kind of advocacy group I've never heard of before.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3101 on: October 11, 2013, 06:18:32 pm »
Actual politicians, most of them then.
*twitch*
I'll now illustrate my reaction to this.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3102 on: October 11, 2013, 06:19:02 pm »
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Quote from: RedKing on October 11, 2013, 05:47:49 pm
How long before they openly begin claiming that Obama is one of the secret lizard people and that he's corrupting our natural bodily essences with his fiendish fluoridation?

They're already claiming they'd rather have Vladimir Putin as President, since his idea of a culture war is a better representation of their idea of "American values".

I'm not making that up.
They even sent some people to Russia to speak in support of the proposed law to take the children of homosexuals into state custody. I'd post the videos but they're not much to listen to due to the Russian dubbing.
Hilariously, I bet they would be / are incredibly outspoken against Communism and the USSR during the Cold War / now.
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEX Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3103 on: October 11, 2013, 06:21:01 pm »
@MSH, can you provide a link to the people sent to Russia to support the law for putting homosexual's children in state custody? It's not that I don't believe you, I just need the link to share elsewhere and I'm having trouble finding anything on it.

Anyway, I have heard of Rios, she is grade A crazy, but not very important.

A few gems on her Right Wing Watch page for your pleasure...

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rios-if-only-speaker-boehner-had-courage-terrorists

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/doyle-lgbt-community-oppressors-straight-people

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/sandy-rios-troubled-role-women-response-navy-yard-shooting-it-was-chicks-running-show
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Re: FJ's American Politics Megathread Two: SEPTEM Dies Donec Finis Venerit
« Reply #3104 on: October 11, 2013, 06:22:19 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on October 11, 2013, 06:20:51 pm
So, seeing as I have little in the way of an idea of how America works, are we any closer to NOT having the world go down the shitter?

My American History teacher says there's been worse in the past, so she isn't worried.
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