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Author Topic: [ISG] Blunderbuss: Nuts to the fuzz, let's go all Nancy Drew on this Biz!  (Read 139304 times)

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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's Sports Time!
« Reply #585 on: April 05, 2013, 11:41:33 pm »

Nah, don't prod him.
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's Sports Time!
« Reply #586 on: April 06, 2013, 06:04:56 pm »

Study the noble art of beating the shit out of people with sticks.
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's Sports Time!
« Reply #587 on: April 08, 2013, 05:38:41 am »

I am bad at running games, guys. Mostly because I like to have all these plans for different eventualities, so I know where this is going. Updoot is coming soon! In the meantime...

Please master teach me your secrets for drawing water.

That waterfall in the update was the best pixel water I have ever seen.

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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's Sports Time!
« Reply #588 on: April 08, 2013, 10:02:00 am »

So... so easy D:
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's Sports Time!
« Reply #589 on: April 08, 2013, 10:29:34 am »

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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #590 on: April 10, 2013, 06:08:23 pm »

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He left the temple in a poor light-- he keeps avoiding the question. Should we prod him?
I think it depends if we want to join his guild or not.
Closely observe Skandon, for we must learn his moves if we are to counter them on our glorious rise to Tenkor Mastery!

You and Alteis sit in silence, watching the Tenkor players assemble on the field. You sort of want to prod at the circumstances that caused the guy to leave his Temple... but maybe now isn't the best time. Besides, Alteis' excitement about the match is kind of contagious, and you find yourself really looking forward to seeing what that Skandon guy can do. How do unarmed people even fight off a quarterstaff, let alone avoid being tripped long enough to knock them down? Maybe you'll learn a few new tricks!




You hear several loud shouts go up from the field, like short battlecries, that rise over the dull rush of the nearby waterfall. At the third shout, both teams send one of their players into the Neutral Zone in the middle. And if you remember the rules from earlier, that makes them this round's Raiders? And it looks like Skandon is going over!

Gods above and below, this is going to be so cool. You can't imagine what you'd have done if you'd decided to give this a miss and not see it. That would just be the worst thing. I mean, you've waited patiently for a while here. You are more than ready to see some combat. You...


Still needs more tits.

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You are Melody Serraine. You find yourself in a comfortably-furnished and quite familiar Alchemy Workshop. You practically run the place. The proprietor is kind of an asshole, but you work for him because he knows his stuff. That, and free room and board is nice.

What do you do?
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #591 on: April 10, 2013, 06:12:29 pm »

go to sleep so we can play maja again and watch the game
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #592 on: April 10, 2013, 06:36:48 pm »

Sweet!

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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #593 on: April 10, 2013, 06:44:53 pm »

Go ask the proprietor if there's anything that needs to be done. Take a response of "no" as an excuse do go do something fun.
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #594 on: April 10, 2013, 06:52:40 pm »

go to sleep so we can play maja again and watch the game
Didn't you read the mouse-over text in the Party Roster? As an elf, she is unable to sleep. Also, she's semi-photosynthetic (which I won't bring up the logical ramifications of again because it'll just make me seem like a pervert) and secretly a witch!
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #595 on: April 10, 2013, 06:53:00 pm »

Use invisibility because everyone knows invisibility increases the hilarity of shenanigans by 500%
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #596 on: April 10, 2013, 06:58:42 pm »

Also, she's semi-photosynthetic (which I won't bring up the logical ramifications of again because it'll just make me seem like a pervert)
I won't think you're a pervert. What're the ramifications?
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #597 on: April 10, 2013, 07:12:46 pm »

Also, she's semi-photosynthetic (which I won't bring up the logical ramifications of again because it'll just make me seem like a pervert)
I won't think you're a pervert. What're the ramifications?

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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #598 on: April 10, 2013, 07:16:23 pm »

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go to sleep so we can play maja again and watch the game




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Sleep? Yeah, how about no.

First off, you're an Elf. . You don't like thinking about sleep, because if you knew how to sleep, you'd do it. Humans make dreaming sound pretty flipping nice. Like going to see a play on stage. Only it happens in your head every night. And it's free. It's a crime against nature... the crime of an imperfect world, that they keep those things from you. And whoever "they" are, you pretty much hate them.


Recall day's itinerary.

Secondly, speaking of crimes against nature, you've got work to do. Old Man Grenfeldon sent you here to get the Lab set up for tonight's lecture. And the first step in doing that is getting this Alembic cleaned and neutralized.



Which, of course, means you need to find someone to clean it for you. You're sure there's a lackey hiding around here somewhere...
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Re: (ISG) Blunderbuss: It's... not Sports Time?!
« Reply #599 on: April 10, 2013, 07:37:58 pm »

Nice! Great work here.
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