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Re: Golem Smith
« Reply #240 on: February 02, 2013, 04:25:27 pm »

Golem-Cities are possible, but you would need a sigil the size of a small house. And runes the size of people.
FUCKING. AWESOME.
Except that that sigil would probably take 3 weeks to make. Mayby even longer, depending on the runes. It's not easy to find and engrave a house-sized ball of sandstone.
Do it. Make it fly. When we go to space, we'll turn the STARS into our sigils!
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« Reply #241 on: February 02, 2013, 04:29:30 pm »

Golem-Cities are possible, but you would need a sigil the size of a small house. And runes the size of people.
FUCKING. AWESOME.
Except that that sigil would probably take 3 weeks to make. Mayby even longer, depending on the runes. It's not easy to find and engrave a house-sized ball of sandstone.
Do it. Make it fly. When we go to space, we'll turn the STARS into our sigils!
An entire solar system of golems.
With our necromancy we can turn ourselves into a lich to allow for the insane time use.

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« Reply #242 on: February 02, 2013, 05:18:54 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
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« Reply #243 on: February 02, 2013, 05:43:23 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
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« Reply #244 on: February 02, 2013, 05:45:31 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
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We can work to turn everything into a golem.

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« Reply #245 on: February 02, 2013, 05:48:56 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
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« Reply #246 on: February 02, 2013, 05:50:49 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
We would turn the different signifcant parts of the universe into golems, and form those golems into golems made of golems, etc.

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« Reply #247 on: February 02, 2013, 05:53:10 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
We would turn the different signifcant parts of the universe into golems, and form those golems into golems made of golems, etc.
Like a cool version of Voltron. The next step will be turning the universes made of golems into golems, then using those golems to create an even bigger golem made up of several universes.
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« Reply #248 on: February 02, 2013, 05:54:51 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
We would turn the different signifcant parts of the universe into golems, and form those golems into golems made of golems, etc.
Like a cool version of Voltron. The next step will be turning the universes made of golems into golems, then using those golems to create an even bigger golem made up of several universes.
Eventually, everything will be a single golem, made of an infinite series of golems made of golems. Then we make an anvil.

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« Reply #249 on: February 02, 2013, 05:56:03 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
We would turn the different signifcant parts of the universe into golems, and form those golems into golems made of golems, etc.
Like a cool version of Voltron. The next step will be turning the universes made of golems into golems, then using those golems to create an even bigger golem made up of several universes.
And then golitys
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« Reply #250 on: February 02, 2013, 05:56:49 pm »

Assuming that we can make golems out of golems...making a golem out of any cosmic structure more than several times Earth's size is going to be impossible, because it's either A. a gas giant of some kind, B. a star of some kind, or C. has a density comparable to or less than air. When we can make an air golem by carving sigils on individual air molecules, then we'll talk.
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« Reply #251 on: February 02, 2013, 05:59:41 pm »

Making a golem bigger than a planet is going to be nigh impossible. Making a golem out of the solar system would be roughly comparable to making a golem out of a few air molecules.
Nah, we're gonna make ourself immortal, fly into outer space, find a brown dwarf, turn it into a sigil, turn the rest of the matter in it's solar system into a golem body. Then, after millions of years of repeating this process, we'll turn the entire galaxy into a golem. In such a golem, the stars are merely coals in the furnaces of our race, black holes are merely garbage dumps, and other galaxies shall look upon our golexy and weep for they know they shall be next to be consumed to fuel our ever-burning lust for more power.
OMNES SIMUL, IN UNO. IN UNO, OMNES.
+6.
We can work to turn everything into a golem.
There's just not enough "stuff" there. I'm pretty sure that the density of the universe as a whole is significantly lower than that of air, or even hydrogen.
We would turn the different signifcant parts of the universe into golems, and form those golems into golems made of golems, etc.
Like a cool version of Voltron. The next step will be turning the universes made of golems into golems, then using those golems to create an even bigger golem made up of several universes.
Eventually, everything will be a single golem, made of an infinite series of golems made of golems. Then we make an anvil.
And with that anvil, we will forge a new Multiverse. And in one of the infinite multitudes of the new universes, in a backwater galaxy out of hundreds of billions, in a planets skirting the very edges of said galaxy, a small child will make a single, 1 foot tall golem...
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« Reply #252 on: February 02, 2013, 06:02:30 pm »

Assuming that we can make golems out of golems...making a golem out of any cosmic structure more than several times Earth's size is going to be impossible, because it's either A. a gas giant of some kind, B. a star of some kind, or C. has a density comparable to or less than air. When we can make an air golem by carving sigils on individual air molecules, then we'll talk.
We can use magic to form the gases into sigil symbols, then let it control the rest of the body.

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« Reply #253 on: February 02, 2013, 06:05:34 pm »

Assuming that we can make golems out of golems...making a golem out of any cosmic structure more than several times Earth's size is going to be impossible, because it's either A. a gas giant of some kind, B. a star of some kind, or C. has a density comparable to or less than air. When we can make an air golem by carving sigils on individual air molecules, then we'll talk.
We can use magic to form the gases into sigil symbols, then let it control the rest of the body.
I don't think it works like that.
Anyways, simple physics will prevent a golem bigger than a gas giant or so from moving very fast, and anything bigger than a solar system from moving in a timescale where mortals would be able to notice.
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« Reply #254 on: February 02, 2013, 06:15:27 pm »

Assuming that we can make golems out of golems...making a golem out of any cosmic structure more than several times Earth's size is going to be impossible, because it's either A. a gas giant of some kind, B. a star of some kind, or C. has a density comparable to or less than air. When we can make an air golem by carving sigils on individual air molecules, then we'll talk.
We can use magic to form the gases into sigil symbols, then let it control the rest of the body.
I don't think it works like that.
Anyways, simple physics will prevent a golem bigger than a gas giant or so from moving very fast, and anything bigger than a solar system from moving in a timescale where mortals would be able to notice.
Our galaxy moves about 600 kilometers per second. True, we don't normally notice this, but it doesn't mean it isn't moving very fast.
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