None of the above. The real answer is: FUCK EVERYTHING UP. (especially thaneos.)
The only thing you could fornicate up is your own plans, but you make up for it by doing so so efficiently that even as the most powerful being in the universe you fail so badly your future plans are conceived without virginity.
As they say, burn.
Bro, you doubt me too much. Think of every plan that has been laid down in any of these forums games that I have not screwed up? I convinced half the people playing a game to try and light a burn victim on fire because the plans to make friends with her was boring.
You died after making the world because you were so utterly incompetent as to threaten people for utterly minor crimes that hadn't been committed (ie helping Squiddles) while letting more major ones (ie raping Squiddles) slide on past, not to mention otherwise antagonizing various Powers That Be, including one who was making a weapon for the express purpose of killing gods. Put all that aside...you died, with so many threats and plans unfulfilled, while being the most powerful being in the universe. That takes skill at fornicating yourself up, bud.
She probably meant she'd have the child by someone special.
True, but that's not what she said.
Think of me as an editor.
Also, informed me thusly my antartican sea salt. I'm STILL not involved in the fight.
And yet Vandia hates you.
Hmmmm,I need Children.....
Perhaps with some Uumans?
Or some Dwerves?
Or a Squiddle?
Or an Immortal Shade being?
Or a Seaspawn?
The choices are endless!
Or fornicate with a planet.