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[javierpwn]

Because.............
I like to..........,,...
It just comes natural...........
To me..........
Sorry,,........
If it..........
Confuzzles your mind.........

[javierpwn]

I just don't like to use commas,Y'know what I mean?
1 period isn't enough...

[Jbg97]

We need more godly murder. I need to get in, and start doing what I do best.

[Shootandrun]

We need more godly murder. I need to get in, and start doing what I do best.

Dying?

[Ardas]

We need more godly murder. I need to get in, and start doing what I do best.

You? I think you confused yourself with Udil.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Nonsense. He confused himself with Thaneos.

[Jbg97]

None of the above. The real answer is: FUCK EVERYTHING UP. (especially thaneos.)

[GreatWyrmGold]

She decided that if she will ever give birth to anyone else, it will be someone very special.

Well...Vandia is a goddess, so anyone she gives birth to will be special. Just saying.

Oh look, Vanida is asking for refuge.....
RAT HER OUT!!! IMAGINE WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH LUST BLOOD! I imagine your planet will have an orgy crater.....

What.

I agree. Apart from Corvus agreeing to help Az-Sho's children, not even Az-Sho himself, in exchange for a single temple, what reason does Vanida have to even dislike the guy?

Not violently opposing me/allying with me. Think of this as a cold war of sorts with Vanida being the US and me being Russia, only I have help.

Russia had allies, too.

*shrugs* I want to be Switzerland dammit!

I informed you thusly, I so informed you thusly!

Gods are rather ungrateful

It's not just gods...*looks at Udil before remembering Udil doesn't ex

None of the above. The real answer is: FUCK EVERYTHING UP. (especially thaneos.)

The only thing you could fornicate up is your own plans, but you make up for it by doing so so efficiently that even as the most powerful being in the universe you fail so badly your future plans are conceived without virginity.
As they say, burn.

[Jbg97]

None of the above. The real answer is: FUCK EVERYTHING UP. (especially thaneos.)

The only thing you could fornicate up is your own plans, but you make up for it by doing so so efficiently that even as the most powerful being in the universe you fail so badly your future plans are conceived without virginity.
As they say, burn.

Bro, you doubt me too much. Think of every plan that has been laid down in any of these forums games that I have not screwed up? I convinced half the people playing a game to try and light a burn victim on fire because the plans to make friends with her was boring.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

She probably meant she'd have the child by someone special.

Also, informed me thusly my antartican sea salt. I'm STILL not involved in the fight.

[javierpwn]

Hmmmm,I need Children.....

Perhaps with some Uumans?
Or some Dwerves?
Or a Squiddle?
Or an Immortal Shade being?
Or a Seaspawn?

The choices are endless!

[GreatWyrmGold]

None of the above. The real answer is: FUCK EVERYTHING UP. (especially thaneos.)

The only thing you could fornicate up is your own plans, but you make up for it by doing so so efficiently that even as the most powerful being in the universe you fail so badly your future plans are conceived without virginity.
As they say, burn.

Bro, you doubt me too much. Think of every plan that has been laid down in any of these forums games that I have not screwed up? I convinced half the people playing a game to try and light a burn victim on fire because the plans to make friends with her was boring.

You died after making the world because you were so utterly incompetent as to threaten people for utterly minor crimes that hadn't been committed (ie helping Squiddles) while letting more major ones (ie raping Squiddles) slide on past, not to mention otherwise antagonizing various Powers That Be, including one who was making a weapon for the express purpose of killing gods. Put all that aside...you died, with so many threats and plans unfulfilled, while being the most powerful being in the universe. That takes skill at fornicating yourself up, bud.

She probably meant she'd have the child by someone special.

True, but that's not what she said.
Think of me as an editor.

Also, informed me thusly my antartican sea salt. I'm STILL not involved in the fight.

And yet Vandia hates you.

Hmmmm,I need Children.....
Perhaps with some Uumans?
Or some Dwerves?
Or a Squiddle?
Or an Immortal Shade being?
Or a Seaspawn?
The choices are endless!

Or fornicate with a planet.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Vanida hates me. That doesn't automatically mean Corvus is involved. Unless she manages to piss him off enough to break his pacifism oaths and all that.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Vanida hates me. That doesn't automatically mean Corvus is involved. Unless she manages to piss him off enough to break his pacifism oaths and all that.

You don't have to attack to be attacked.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

So? Even then I could still twist it to appear (in most likelihood it will be) that Vanida started it against Corvus without a concrete reason except for "he's helping my enemy's children so therefore he's an irredeemable bastard".