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[Ddynamo]

Spoiler: This could be interesting (click to show/hide)

(17) Yaos, (20) Yandere Love Triangle Riltia, (Crack Pairing)

The Universe hates me. I swear that's the trope that came up.

Let's do this.

[hops]

redacted

[Elephant Parade]

I didn't want to participate because I can't really do the funnies, but whatever

Since I have to go now and even though this isn't finished yet, have a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

Down with the King ([6][5][5])

Wow, that format is absolutely perfect for [10]. Cool.

[hops]

I suppose it is. I wished I got [10] now, although to be fair I don't really have any plans in mind for this except to

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

casually kill off everyone

[flabort]

I got this trope first for the unofficial list. Re rolling. (However, LOLing at the Homestuck section)

[58, 25, Lorde, oh deareth]

Could someone remind me who spitfire is?

[LordSlowpoke]

literally ship someone with a ww2 era fighter plane m8

it can only enhance the quality

[Authority2]

5, 10, 6 - slog and freeformschooler buy a shop

tags: dark!slog, strong!slog, harem, sex, fem!ffs

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One day, Ciro was running away from a murderbot when she tripped over some loot and smashed the Influx into Slog.

Suddenly, Slog became super intelligent and learned morals and realised how terribly everyone had been treating him. He shed blorbly tears of rage as he unlocked his blorble powers to twice as powerful, then pushed Ciro into the murderbot as revenge. Blorbling away with his eyes lowered, Slog felt that the screams of pain behind him echoed the agony in his core. Slog then went shopping and all the shopkeepers gave him discounts because he was polite to them and they recognised him as one of their equals. Soon he had 100 skill points and 200 inventory slots and was more powerful than all the shopkeepers, and he took over as the grand high lord of shopkeepers with the biggest shop of them all. But it was not too glamorous because Slog was a modest slime.

Freeformschooler suddenly realised that Ciro was dead. She wept tears because she was a girl in this story and had female emotions and resurrected Ciro back to life and went into the Warrens to see what had happened. But then suddenly she was also being chased by murderbots. She ran screaming like a girl and bumped into Slog and cried at him. Slog blorbled bravely in front of her, with his cape billowing dramatically. It was a +1 cape and was really strong but cheap because Slog rolled 20s on all his crafting checks. Slog said, "Blorble!" This meant, come into my shop and I will protect you. Freeformschooler cried, which meant, oh Slog-senpai, you are incredibly honorable and gallant. And then they ran the shop together and with their combined eye lasers no one could stand up to them... or was there?

One day Slog and FFS were sexing on the shop carpet when they realised there was another shop, just like theirs but 10% bigger, next to them. And... Ciro and the murderbot were there! The murderbot said "BEEP." which meant, we will drive you out of business, as revenge! We are petty and evil! Ciro said, "Loot for the loot throne!" which meant, loot for the loot throne. Gasp! Slog felt betrayal in his core, like having his soul star ripped apart but 5 times worse. Freeformschooler cried some more, wetting the carpet. The carpet was already soaked because she never stopped crying.

Slog blorbled over to the other shop, with raging anger in his eyes. Another thing that was in his eyes was lasers. His eye lasers roared like the anguish brewing in his glowing core and he burned the other shop down. Ciro and the murderbot looked sadly at Slog and kowtowed, begging for mercy. But as always, Slog was merciful. He took them as his harem and he made FFS the leader of the harem and then they all sexed again and lived happily ever after.

Meanwhile, Riltia and Al and Oric and the others fell in a hole and died.

[monk12]

I got this trope first for the unofficial list. Re rolling. (However, LOLing at the Homestuck section)

[58, 25, Lorde, oh deareth]

Could someone remind me who spitfire is?

Spitfire is the angry red robot ghost brother of Ripriver. How he could possibly relate to Alfred Lichenstein, I don't know

[flabort]

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Ye Diearie of Yon Alfredde Lichenstien

Parge 45
Alas, through mine journeys throughe this danke worlde, I hath encountered a rase o' foule beens. Verily, Forsooth, ye appearance is resembled to thy metal beasts of floores above, butte yet thee are spiritus.

Each claimes herritage to the Rool of Yon Realm of Thee Skieshippe; ye red won intrigeth mee the moste. Alas, I cannnot aproache to convers withe thee, red metalle spiritte. I musts staye in the shades of darke, observing ye creatures of Yon Warren.

Page 47
Thee Red Spiritte of Spitting Flame, as I have so deduced thatte thou art called, I wishe to know thine self. Thy stands tall above thine brethren, even when thine Grey Bro talkes in a downeward direction towards thine self. Thine confidence inspires mine self.

I claime to you, thou art the truue moste deserving of thine throne. Mine self desires you, and though thou ist too hot fore mee, I wilst have you.

But Insanity is doing ye samee thing twice, and expecting a differente outcome. I cannot leave mine shadows to pursue romance thine towards. I musts observe only; I regrete trying to speak once already.

Page 86
Oh, my heart beats to return to this floor! Mine desire, yon Spitting Flame, Forsooth I have returned to thy!

A cattelogue of beasts far and deepe I hath dokuemented, and I return to observe thy glory again. Thy shal not die thy dubble deathe, whilst I watch and protect thine from mine darc.

Thine brothren of blue is gone from here now, and thine grey sibling is parted from you. Yon shroom and womman of redde hair hath taken thou abbusive brother away, and we art alone now. Tommorow, I will try the insane. On the morrow, I wilst talk to you, mine hearts desire.

[hops]

taken down because apparently people can't even give enough shit to tell me it sucked

[Worldmaster27]

i liked it D:

[freeformschooler]

it was pretty awesome

[hops]

Sorry, had a minor freakout.
The link is on EP's post but I guess I'll put it up again for posterity. I had some more things I wanted to add (i.e. Different flavor texts for the abilities & more easter eggs apart from alfred lichenstein) but I guess it's moot now, although the entire point was me putting too much effort in a silly fanfic I guess.

Down with the King

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Blorb, Oric-sensei! (Good end)
 

[flame99]

Blorb, Oric-sensei! (Good end)
 

Seduction ending best ending, you plebian.