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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212111 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #690 on: March 02, 2013, 03:52:24 pm »
Use the feathersword to kill myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #691 on: March 02, 2013, 03:56:23 pm »
Look around for objects of use. And gain an inventory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #692 on: March 02, 2013, 04:55:23 pm »
Murder everyone.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #693 on: March 02, 2013, 05:24:24 pm »
EAT SELF.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #694 on: March 02, 2013, 05:48:01 pm »
Respawn as a guy who is a master at fighting and reprogramming kill bots. Then proceed to beat down a kill bot and reprogram it into a build bot.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #695 on: March 02, 2013, 06:39:35 pm »
Quote from: Vorthon on March 02, 2013, 03:13:33 pm
DEVOUR THE LOGGERS.
[6v2] Indigestion!

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 02, 2013, 03:15:56 pm
Fly back to the respawn point.
You'll be there in a turn.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 02, 2013, 03:16:06 pm
Find transport to get to base.
"Hello? Hello?"
Dang.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 02, 2013, 03:52:24 pm
Use the feathersword to kill myself.
[3+1] Respawn?

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 02, 2013, 03:56:23 pm
Look around for objects of use. And gain an inventory.
[5] You find a dead chicken, a dead fire, and a sword made of feathers.
I abolished inventories already. We'll just remember. It's not like people have had important items for a while.

Quote from: Persus13 on March 02, 2013, 04:55:23 pm
Murder everyone.
You can't reach everyone. Pick a target.

Quote from: Xantalos on March 02, 2013, 05:24:24 pm
EAT SELF.
[4] You eat your hair and a chunk of skin on your abdomen, exposing your organs.

Quote from: superBlast on March 02, 2013, 05:48:01 pm
Respawn as a guy who is a master at fighting and reprogramming kill bots. Then proceed to beat down a kill bot and reprogram it into a build bot.
[3] You know Green-Belt-Level Tai Know Do and C++. [4-1v4+1] Ouch! Punching metal hurts, you shouldn't do that. Oh, being punched by metal isn't pleasant either.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #696 on: March 02, 2013, 06:41:54 pm »
BURROW INTO OWN ABDOMINAL CAVITY
EMERGE FROM SELF AS HORRIFIC MUTATED BODY HORROR THING
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #697 on: March 02, 2013, 06:43:18 pm »
Reach the respawn point.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #698 on: March 02, 2013, 06:44:50 pm »
Eat the dead fire.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #699 on: March 02, 2013, 06:57:06 pm »
Keep on fighting! Beat it down and reprogram the hell out of it!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #700 on: March 02, 2013, 07:01:13 pm »
Return to mech base regardless. Call for pickup of it would take to long.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #701 on: March 02, 2013, 07:15:00 pm »
DIG ALL THE HOLES.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #702 on: March 02, 2013, 07:34:20 pm »
Murder someone determined by a d(# of players-1)
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #703 on: March 02, 2013, 10:37:35 pm »
Spawn as a dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #704 on: March 03, 2013, 08:08:33 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on March 02, 2013, 06:41:54 pm
BURROW INTO OWN ABDOMINAL CAVITY
EMERGE FROM SELF AS HORRIFIC MUTATED BODY HORROR THING
You um wait what.
[3] You munch on your liver.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on March 02, 2013, 06:43:18 pm
Reach the respawn point.
You do.

Quote from: freeformschooler on March 02, 2013, 06:44:50 pm
Eat the dead fire.
What? WHY?
[1] You burn your face. Not quite dead after all.

Quote from: Tavik Toth on March 02, 2013, 07:01:13 pm
Return to mech base regardless. Call for pickup of it would take to long.
You're not sure where it is...[1-1] but a friendly mech gives you a hint when it walks very close to you. Respawn?

Quote from: Vorthon on March 02, 2013, 07:15:00 pm
DIG ALL THE HOLES.
[6] You dig a really, really deep hole, 100 feet deep and well into the bedrock, before noting that your arms have been worn to stumps.

Quote from: Persus13 on March 02, 2013, 07:34:20 pm
Murder someone determined by a d(# of players-1)
[4] There are now seven players, so [1] you locate Fireiy.

Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on March 02, 2013, 10:37:35 pm
Spawn as a dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
[1] You are an elf.
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