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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 212099 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #675 on: February 27, 2013, 04:14:47 am »

I WANT ROAST CHICKEN!!!

Fan the embers to create a nice blaze. Then use my feathersword as a skewer to make a chicken rotisserie thing.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #676 on: February 27, 2013, 10:08:16 am »

Fly to ft. Bragg.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #677 on: February 27, 2013, 12:07:19 pm »

Calm mech down then se what other ones the base has.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Never Mind
« Reply #678 on: February 27, 2013, 04:11:43 pm »

RISE! CRUSH THE FLESHLINGS!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #679 on: March 02, 2013, 12:52:43 pm »

Quote from: freeformschooler
Sigh. Peer down the hole and tumble in accidentally.
[4] You successfully do so. Without getting hurt.

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EAT SELF
What.
[1] You vomit.

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Help Xantalos by shooting his limbs off for him.
This doesn't work, for two reasons.
1. How would that help him?
2. He doesn't have any limbs left.

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Beat down a kill bot now! Reprogram it to be a build bot!
[4v3+1] No luck.

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respawn as a battering ram from the Middle Ages
That's an inanimate object. Also, no.

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I consider that sacrificed. With that, Adieu.
[4] Yup, you're done now.

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Fan the embers to create a nice blaze. Then use my feathersword as a skewer to make a chicken rotisserie thing.
[1] You put the embers out.

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FLY TO FT BRAGG
[3] You set out.

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Calm mech down then see what other ones the base has.
[1] The mech is angered and so kills you slowly...Respawn?

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RISE! CRUSH THE FLESHLINGS!
What?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #680 on: March 02, 2013, 12:59:48 pm »

Respawn as Pilot from mech base. then go to mech base.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #681 on: March 02, 2013, 01:01:24 pm »

Spawn as someone who can enter fiction. Pull out a book.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #682 on: March 02, 2013, 01:01:58 pm »

Continue flying to ft. bragg.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #683 on: March 02, 2013, 01:04:49 pm »

BECOME TREANT. ANIMATE MY FOREST. CRUSH THE DAMN LOGGERS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #684 on: March 02, 2013, 01:07:18 pm »

Beat down a kill bot now! Reprogram it to be a build bot!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: I'll am back.
« Reply #685 on: March 02, 2013, 02:55:53 pm »

Ugh, this chicken is useless.

Die.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #686 on: March 02, 2013, 03:05:33 pm »

Respawn as Pilot from mech base. then go to mech base.
[3] You respawn as the pilot, but nowhere near the base.

Spawn as someone who can enter fiction. Pull out a book.
[6] You have the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Continue flying to ft. bragg.
You make it to where it should be. Hey...wasn't it blown up?

BECOME TREANT. ANIMATE MY FOREST. CRUSH THE DAMN LOGGERS.
[6] You become a tree ant. The ants swarm with you to the loggers! They can't do much crushing.

Beat down a kill bot now! Reprogram it to be a build bot!
[1v5+1] Respawn?

Ugh, this chicken is useless.
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be one.

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Die.
[3] You catch the flu.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #687 on: March 02, 2013, 03:13:33 pm »

DEVOUR THE LOGGERS.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #688 on: March 02, 2013, 03:15:56 pm »

Fly back to the respawn point.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #689 on: March 02, 2013, 03:16:06 pm »

Find transport to get to base.
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