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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VII: Jurassic PCs  (Read 213975 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #690 on: March 02, 2013, 03:52:24 pm »

Use the feathersword to kill myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #691 on: March 02, 2013, 03:56:23 pm »

Look around for objects of use. And gain an inventory.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #692 on: March 02, 2013, 04:55:23 pm »

Murder everyone.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #693 on: March 02, 2013, 05:24:24 pm »

EAT SELF.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #694 on: March 02, 2013, 05:48:01 pm »

Respawn as a guy who is a master at fighting and reprogramming kill bots. Then proceed to beat down a kill bot and reprogram it into a build bot.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #695 on: March 02, 2013, 06:39:35 pm »

DEVOUR THE LOGGERS.
[6v2] Indigestion!

Fly back to the respawn point.
You'll be there in a turn.

Find transport to get to base.
"Hello? Hello?"
Dang.

Use the feathersword to kill myself.
[3+1] Respawn?

Look around for objects of use. And gain an inventory.
[5] You find a dead chicken, a dead fire, and a sword made of feathers.
I abolished inventories already. We'll just remember. It's not like people have had important items for a while.

Murder everyone.
You can't reach everyone. Pick a target.

EAT SELF.
[4] You eat your hair and a chunk of skin on your abdomen, exposing your organs.

Respawn as a guy who is a master at fighting and reprogramming kill bots. Then proceed to beat down a kill bot and reprogram it into a build bot.
[3] You know Green-Belt-Level Tai Know Do and C++. [4-1v4+1] Ouch! Punching metal hurts, you shouldn't do that. Oh, being punched by metal isn't pleasant either.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #696 on: March 02, 2013, 06:41:54 pm »

BURROW INTO OWN ABDOMINAL CAVITY
EMERGE FROM SELF AS HORRIFIC MUTATED BODY HORROR THING
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #697 on: March 02, 2013, 06:43:18 pm »

Reach the respawn point.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #698 on: March 02, 2013, 06:44:50 pm »

Eat the dead fire.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #699 on: March 02, 2013, 06:57:06 pm »

Keep on fighting! Beat it down and reprogram the hell out of it!
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #700 on: March 02, 2013, 07:01:13 pm »

Return to mech base regardless. Call for pickup of it would take to long.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #701 on: March 02, 2013, 07:15:00 pm »

DIG ALL THE HOLES.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #702 on: March 02, 2013, 07:34:20 pm »

Murder someone determined by a d(# of players-1)
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #703 on: March 02, 2013, 10:37:35 pm »

Spawn as a dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: You'll am back...to failure!
« Reply #704 on: March 03, 2013, 08:08:33 am »

BURROW INTO OWN ABDOMINAL CAVITY
EMERGE FROM SELF AS HORRIFIC MUTATED BODY HORROR THING

You um wait what.
[3] You munch on your liver.

Reach the respawn point.
You do.

Eat the dead fire.
What? WHY?
[1] You burn your face. Not quite dead after all.

Return to mech base regardless. Call for pickup of it would take to long.
You're not sure where it is...[1-1] but a friendly mech gives you a hint when it walks very close to you. Respawn?

DIG ALL THE HOLES.
[6] You dig a really, really deep hole, 100 feet deep and well into the bedrock, before noting that your arms have been worn to stumps.

Murder someone determined by a d(# of players-1)
[4] There are now seven players, so [1] you locate Fireiy.

Spawn as a dwarf. Preferably with a pick.
[1] You are an elf.
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