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[Flying Dice]

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I just fell in love with a tank. Is that wierd?

Magos, you're drooling.

[Sirus]

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I just fell in love with a tank. Is that wierd?

Are you an Ork?

You don't need to be an Ork or a Techpriest to fall in love with a Bolo. Bolo commanders developing attractions towards their sentient metal behemoths is a common theme in the Bolo-verse, and on at least one occasion the Bolo developed feelings back.

Of course, considering that Bolos are thrown into the very worst that the universe can throw at them and are expected to die fighting if needs be, these relationships tend to end in tragedy

[Loud Whispers]

Matt Ward vs the actually good Ultramarines.

Titus wins.

[mcclay]

As much as I freaking love that tank let's be honest here guys, a Imperator would just step on it. A Baneblade versus a Bolo would be more to scale in size. However the real test is this: Bolo vs a Daemon Lord.

[Gamerlord]

As much as I freaking love that tank let's be honest here guys, a Imperator would just step on it. A Baneblade versus a Bolo would be more to scale in size. However the real test is this: Bolo vs a Daemon Lord.

Have you ever tried to squash a smaller animal that is not only aware of what you are doing but is very angry at you for doing so? A Bolo would give a good account of itself against the Imperator.

[Flying Dice]

That aside, a Titan has two glaring weakpoints otherwise known as legs and people. A Bolo can be charred down to a melted pile of rubble, but as long as the AI core is intact it will keep fighting with whatever it has. A pair of Hellbore cannons have a good chance of knocking out a Titan's leg, in which case it's fighting crippled, even if most of its armament is intact. That aside, Bolos have over-the-horizon capability with their artillery cannons and missile pods. My memory might be failing me, but IIRC Titans are mostly direct line-of-fire machines. A Bolo could keep moving quickly enough to bombard the Titan from beyond its own range until long range ordinance runs dry. That said, none of that would equal a killing blow, and it would still come down to a direct exchange of energy.

[mcclay]

The Titian vs Bolo fight would come down to luck and skill on the part of both pilots. But what aboue Bolo vs Daemon Lord/Prince/Whathaveyou.

[Xantalos]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

[mcclay]

The doctor would die.

[Sirus]

For a non-battle crossover:

Octodad meets Calvin & Hobbes. What would happen?

[Scoops Novel]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.

[Xantalos]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.

Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.

[Sirus]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.

Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.

Except PURE ENERGY is basically no more powerful than PURE MATTER in the WH40k verse; they're all equally capable of dying in horrific ways

[FuzzyZergling]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.

Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.

He also seems to have the ability to teleport.

[Xantalos]

To continue the Warhammer crossovers, how about (entity from 40k) versus ...DR OCTAGONAPUS
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

The doctor would die.

It was so simple, wasn't it? The Doctor in Warhammer 40k. Welcome to hell.

Which Doctor is this?
Because PURE ENERGY is rather powerful.

Except PURE ENERGY is basically no more powerful than PURE MATTER in the WH40k verse; they're all equally capable of dying in horrific ways

Yep. He seems to have the ability to show up unexpectedly. Such as behind you.