"Die!"
Kill Bubba.
Apply more javelin to Mr. Minmax.
More secrets!
This! Is! A notification of a PMed action!
Damn my dexterity and strength penalties! Time to tank through.
(Minmax dex: 5+6)
(Bubba dex: 3+2)
(Rock dex: 3+5)
(Grubson dex: 5-6)
(Minmax dex: 6+6)
(Bubba dex: 4+2)
(Minmax str: 2+6)
(Bubba end: 2+3)
(Rock dex: 4+5)
(Minmax dex: 6+6)
Before Bubba can react, Minmax swings his hammer in a wide arc, catching his foe square in the face. There's a tiny bit of resistance, before Bubba's head sails off in an arc, the rest of his body collapsing to the ground in a bloody heap. Minmax has little time to celebrate this victory however, as he narrowly sidesteps a blow from The Rock, who sails harmlessly over his target's head. Grubson just kinda sits around, too slow to do what he planned to do. Let 'em come to you, and pray that nobody gets a ranged weapon ever again... yeah, now that's a plan.
BUBBA IS DEAD!(Minmax luk: 1+6)
As The Rock picks himself up, there's a slight chittering noise before a yellow ant the size of a Clydesdale emerges form the ground. It clacks it machete-sized mandibles together, and then lowers its body, as if gesturing for Minmax to climb onto its back.
"I~Found~Youuuuuuu~"
Sir Badassitude says to himself as he sees Sven and his rat run by, unsure which of the two he was referencing.
Start charging towards Sven, picking up the rat on the way. Then scythe Sven in the face. With the scythe.
do secret stuff i havent decided on yet.
Yep. It just fell apart on it's own.
((YOU ASSHOLES BROKE MY BED!?))
AUGH. MUST. KILL. SVEN. BEFORE. BADASSITUDE. MORE ARROWS. NEEEEEEEDED!
(Badassitude dex: 6+1)
(Sven dex: 5+3+2)
(Alani dex: 4+2)
(Sven dex for speed: 4+3+2)
(Sven dex: 6+3)
(Alani dex: 6+2)
(Sven str: 4+2+2)
(Alani str: 6-1)
Sven rockets across the arena, picking up speed before using the remains of the bed as a ramp to launch himself high into the air towards Alani. With one hand, he manages to grab onto her bow, and he rips it out of her grasp with his superior strength. As Alani loses hold of the bow, her body instantly reverts back to normal, and Stony wings begin to emerge from Sven's back, before being violently torn apart by a purple blast from the hat. Sven and Alani both stare at each other for a horrible moment before falling to Earth, making a juicy splattering sound upon impact. Badassitude just kinda looks on in awe as he picks up his rat, which immediately adheres to his hand like glue. If looks could kill, this rodent would have loot right now...
SVEN AND ALANI ARE DEAD! (The hat prevented anyone in contact with the user from using magic. So when Sven stole the bow, he couldn't grow wings, and then splatterfest.)
'Don't puke... Shut my eyes Uh uh uh uh... lolis... ah... getting hugged but a thousand lolis! HAHAHA YES! That's what's happening!' Lucky says in his mind to avoid the fact he's being hugged by a leggy abomination and being nearly crushed too. "Um... I would prefer if you wasn't so... leggy... Though I am glad you're alive, you sure you wanna stay like that? If we can fix that bed and borrow someone's loot, you can be more.... normal looking again... haha...." Lucky says to her, tying to keep his voice from sounding weird from disgust. He just can't get used to her like that.'No way I could kill her for my selfishness... not when her personality is so cute and kind... I can't believe I even thought of that...'
Yell at Alani to ask her to give me her hat for a short while. After I do that try to fix up the bed, whether Lilia wants to stay like that or not. Then place the hat and have Lilia go on the bed if I fixed it. In case I'm about to get attacked, focus on dodging them and have Lilia kick them (with a leg or two of her choosing) with all her might.
As Alani and Sven splatter everywhere, Lilia dives in front of you and extends her legs like an umbrella, keeping you completely dry a midst the storm of blood. You wince at the thought of having your loli covered in blood, but to your amazement, the droplets soak into her skin, turning her eyes a brilliant crimson.
"You see? I can protect you so much better with all of these legs than I ever could with magic! You'll never get hurt ever again!" With this, her eyes flash with a strange light, and all of the legs across her body begin to crawl to her back, forming a set of wings made entirely out of legs, each one with a tiny anchor tattooed on it. She gives them a few flaps, and is soon whirling in circles around your head.
"I can even fly again!" You grin at her slightly more normal looks, and then turn to the bed, only to find that it has vanished along with Alani's corpse. Curiously enough, the hat's still there, glowing with its familiar purple light.
VODKA, HENRY, AND G.C. ALL SPAWN IN THE DRY LAKEBED!(Vodka luk: 6+2)
A small steel amulet in the shape of an eye immediately appears around Vodka's neck, and the robed woman undergoes an immediate transformation. Gigantic metal eyes appear across her robes, turning them into a set of blinking platemail, and smaller eyes appear across the tiny amounts of flesh left exposed, turning the bumbling treasure hunter into something resembling a twisted suit of armor. Despite the weight of this new shell, Vodka isn't weighed down at all, and in fact seems stronger than ever before.
(Henry luk: 4+2)
A portal opens up in front of Henry, and the Irishman steps back as an assortment of human bones pour out of it. The bones lie still only for a moment before arranging themselves into a tall humanoid figure, with two small portals for eyes. It clacks its jaws together violently, and then bows before its owner.
(G.C. luk: 6+3)
G.C. feels an awful rumbling in his gut, and barely has time to scream before an enormous fleshy tentacle over five feet long bursts from his mouth. The wriggling appendage latches on to the ground and yanks, pulling a writhing mass of these tentacles out. As G.C. looks on in horror, a voice echoes from the abomination.
"I'm terribly sorry about that, but you would have burst open had I stayed in your stomach. You know, there WAS a footnote on that waiver saying not to eat it, no matter how confidential your abilities are. That's why. Now, if I'm not mistaken, you're here to find treasure and bring order. I can deal with that, but thank whatever deity you worship that you didn't get my brother Moretti. He'd have torn you apart from the inside by now, if he wasn't bound by contract. Anyways, name's Giordano, and I have one rule: Don't piss me off. We clear on that?"MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Fan-scythe. Legs sprouting from shoulders, angry rat stuck to hand
Vodka(orange):Steel eye-armor. Strong
Min Max(red):Smelly hammer. Body made of lucky wood. Standing by yellow giANT
Lucky(pink):Legwing Lilia. Missing right eye
Henry(blue):Skeleporter
G.C.(purple):Giordano
The Rock(black):Lucky horseshoe
'Tough Bastard' Grubson(white):Nothing
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