Do super secret sleeping PM stuff.
(Fan blade roll: 3)
You wake up, and immediately grab your fan, the angry and frightened heads yelling in protest, while the calm head laughs as the fan turns a steely blue color.
"Be quiet you two. It's my turn to have fun." With this, all three faces of the fan are replaced with the calm one, and a great scythe blade extends from the bottom of the fan.
"Let's trash 'em, kiddo!""I regret nothing!"
Javelin him in the face on his approach. If he's already too close, just stab him with it.
"You'll regret that!"
Min snaps from his revery, and attacks Bubba with his axe, trying not to use the magical parts of it.
((Two sixes and a one for my first rolls. Cool. Also, I hope I get some bonuses like Rakzad did.))
(Bubba dexterity: 2+2)
(Min Max dexterity: 4+6)
(Bubba aftershock affinity: 2-2+6)
(Min Max dexterity: 4+6)
(Bubba dexterity: 3+2)
(Min Max strength:4+6)
(Min Max affinity: 4-6)
(Bubba endurance: 6+3)
(Bubba dexterity: 1+2)
(Min Max dexterity: 5+6)
As Bubba readies another javelin, the one behind Min Max explodes into a storm of thunderbolts, but it's too far away from Min Max to harm him. Before Bubba can throw his javelin, Min Max rushes towards him and hits him full in the chest with his hammer. Bubba winces as he feels his ribs crack, but stays standing and thrusts his javelin like a spear towards Min Max, who dodges out of the way before being sprayed by a jet of purple-blue sludge from his hammer. However, it doesn't seem to affect his new wooden body...
lets put some distance between sven and that ungodly slumber party, stuff
Continuosly powerslide in random directions while alana tries shooting me, also try keeping random players between us as much as possible
( Damn you unlucky, you got away from me again!)
Pick the sleeping Badassitude up and place him over The Rocks shoulder. Then nod goodbye to the
lades, before The Rock brings him to someplace safe. Being careful not to touch his talking weapon.
Sing our theme song to try and wake him up.
I'm cooking up a secret.
"Wells, the man who moided my brudda is dead, so I suppose it's time to go kill stuff."
Stumble around with the horseshoe, accidentally crushing someone's skull with it.
Lucky wakes up and for a split second he's insanity turn to unparalleled joy only to be turned almost instantly into horrified disgust. No doubt that showed up his face. His first three thoughts after that is, "I'm just having a nightmare right?" Denial, "I'm still insane right? it's just a hallucination right?" Even more denial, and lastly, "Why you freaking old guy!? Why couldn't you have taken my other eye too!?" realization that this is real and Lilia has turned into a horrific leg abomination.
"Lucky, what's wrong!? What happened to you eye!?" Lilia says in worry of her master, not realizing what she has become. She probably is linking Lucky's horrified expression with his missing eye.
"Um... Lilia... you should make a mirror out of water for a few seconds and look at yourself." Lucky replies as monotonously as he can muster. If he can't can't find a way to turn her back to normal, he's either going to commit suicide to keep himself from hurting her or he's gonna kill her to preserve his sweet memories of her and force himself to believe this disgusting creature is not Lilia in any way.
Have Lilia make a water mirror and have her look at herself. Also if anyone nearby has even the hint of attacking, have Lilia geyser them before the reach me. attack them by kicking them... with all her legs.
While Lucky and Co. are having their happy reunion party, shoot a trio of arrows at Sven! Wherever he is!
(Sven dexterity: 4+3+2)
(Rock dexterity: 4+6)
(Grubson dexterity: 5-6)
(Lilia dexterity: 5+2) She's pretty fast on all of those legs
(Alani dexterity: 1+2)
(Rock dexterity: 6+6)
(Grubson dexterity: 1-6)
(Rock strength: 1+1)
(Grubson strength: 1-3)
(Sven dexterity: 3+3)
(Rock dexterity: 6+6)
(Alani luck: 6+3) Searching for Sven
(Sven luck: 4+1) Failing at hiding
(Alani dexterity: 1+2)
(Sven dexterity: 2+3)
(Grubson dexterity: 4-6)
(Rock dexterity: 5+6)
(Rock dexterity for counter: 4+5)
(Grubson dexterity: 5-6)
(Rock strength: 3+1)
(Grubson endurance: 4+6)
Both The Rock and Sven take off towards Grubson, but The Rock arrives a few seconds earlier, and wrenches the horseshoe out of Grubson's hands. He holds it up like a trophy for a split second before he spots Sven out of the corner of his eye, and quickly sweeps the trophy out of the cloaked man's grasp. Cursing, Sven speeds off into the bushes, followed closely by the rat, but Alani spots him in the tall grass and fires a trio of arrows at him, which he dodges gracefully. Meanwhile, Grubson is not happy about having his horseshoe stolen, and swings a meaty fist at The Rock, who ducks underneath the blow and delivers a punch to Grubson's gut, but the 'Tough Bastard' merely grins as the attack is deflected by his iron abs.
As all of this is going on, Lilia moves as if to make a gesture with her hands, before seeing that they've been replaced with feet. She then looks down at herself, and notices the hundreds of legs of different sizes sprouting from her body. Her eyes well up with tears as she turns to Lucky.
"Did you do this to me to save me?" Lucky opens his mouth to speak, but Lilia cuts him off.
"I look so... perfect! Now I don't need to rely on magic to protect you! Maybe I can start saving you for a change, instead of the other way around!" With this, she gives Lucky an almost rib-crushingly tight hug, wrapping her legs around him like an enormous lovable spider.
MAPSir Badassitude(yellow):Fan-scythe. Legs sprouting from shoulders
Bubba(orange):Golden Javelins. Magical. Cracked ribs
Min Max(red):Smelly hammer. Body made of lucky wood
Lucky(pink):
Leggy abomination Adorable Lilia. Missing right eye, awful rash
Alani(blue):Stone bow, solid mercury trumpet, purple knit hat. Stoneskin, wings made of stone arrows sprouting from back. Nose cracked
Sven(purple):Longsword, friction-free shoes, x-ray glasses. Anchor tattooed on right bicep. Strong. Skin necrotizing. Being stared at by an angry looking rat
The Rock(black):Lucky horseshoe
'Tough Bastard' Grubson(white):Nothing
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