OHHHHH SHIT! MY BROS ARE IN TROUBLE. Run to east side of tower, break BB gun into fine needles on the way.
EDIT: FINE EXPLOSIVE NEEDLES for affinity roll pretty pls? :3
(SIR BADASSITUDE strength roll: 4+1)
You smash the gun against your knee until the barrel is little more than several arm's length needles of sharp plastic, and head to the east side of the tower
"For reasons be on the mortal kall."
Swing at head of Alina.
"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
Call back my snake and sic him on John, the bastard!
(John dexterity roll: 3)
(Alina/Snake dexterity roll: 4)
John grins like a madman and readies his ax for another swing, but the serpent lunges at him as he moves his arm back.
(Snake dexterity roll: 1)
(John dexterity roll: 6)
(John strength roll: 3)
(John affinity roll: 5)
(Snake endurance roll: 3)
John clubs the snake out of the way with the flat of his ax while still readying his swing at Alina, and the creature flies backwards several feet, but merely shakes itself off. Then a glob of water appears around it and freezes, encasing the serpent in a block of ice. Alina looks at her companion is shock, before a cry of
"HERE'S JOHNNY!" reminds her of the danger that she's in.
(John dexterity roll: 6)
(Alina dexterity roll: 6-1)
(John strength roll: 1)
(John affinity roll: 2)
(Alina endurance roll: 5)
Alina steps backwards to avoid the hatchet, but her icy limb weighs her down just enough that the ax strikes her remaining arm. It barely even scratches her skin however, and only a thin layer of frost forms on her arm, which melts almost immediately.
Well fuck... i had to roll a one
If it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.
Well fuck... i had to roll a one
escape plan alpha
DO GIANT MONSTER STUFF
"That's right you little men."
(Arthur dexterity roll: 2+1+1-1)
(Archuk dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Billy dexterity roll: 3+1)
(Archuk strength roll: 2+1)
(Billy endurance roll: 6+1)
(Billy strength roll: 5+1)
Archuk swings his claws like a madman, but Billy doesn't seem to notice as he hurls the little man through the air. Archuk sails over the edge of the cliff, and there's several seconds before a faint splattering sound is heard below.
(Billy endurance roll: 1+1)
(Billy luck roll: 6+1) I've decided that for every kill that your victim had, there's a +1 to the luck roll upon their death.
Billy waits for a treasure to appear, but suddenly feels sleepy... very sleepy. He lies down on the ground and shuts his eyes for a minute, hoping that people will let a sleeping dawg lie. As he begins to snore, the air above his chest fills with a cyclone of black and green locusts. The insects then solidify into moldy looking pages, before arranging themselves into a sinister looking tome bound in what appears to be insect chitin.
(Arthur endurance roll: 4)
The panties disappear from existence as Archuk plummets to his death, but Arthur crawls over to the chainsaw and drags it to where he was lying, while remaining conscious enough to feel the pain that he's in.
"Okay, Kid, it looks like those knives of yours are fucking useless; you'd probably be better off using your bare fists instead."
With some care, Rakzad lifts himself up into a kneeling position and takes aim at Systar. "Oh, I'll get you good for that."
Yay for +1 to dex.
ROUND 2- FIGHT!
"Moretti, you and I make a nice team."
(Rakzad dexterity: 3+1)
(Systar dexterity: 2+1)
Rakzad grimaces as he pulls himself up to a kneeling position, before summoning his bow and firing at Systar.
(Rakzad dexterity: 5+1)
(Systar dexterity: 4+1)
(Systar endurance: 2)
The arrow flies straight through the air and embeds itself in Systar's right shoulder, shattering the bone with the force of the impact. Systar groans in pain, before shifting Moretti to his left hand and tossing him towards his foe.
(Systar dexterity: 6+1-1)
(Rakzad dexterity: 1+1-1)
Moretti flies at the wounded man and threads a bladed tentacle up his nose, before spinning it like a blender. Rakzad's brain is reduced to the consistency of melted butter, and his body slumps to the ground. Moretti belches softly before scorpion-like stingers sprout from the end of his four tentacles, and he slithers across the ground back to his master, who has rolled in his chair over towards the bend in the stream.
"That was a damn nice shot, kid. I haven't gotten to do that to someone's brain in millenia! I almost forgot how fun it was."(Systar luck roll: 6+1+1)
Rakzad's body begins to fade into the tattoo on his arm along with his bow, and when his arm finally vanishes, a brass helmet drops from the sky and lands next to Systar. It has several whirring gears on it, and bluish steam is constantly released in small puffs from a chimney on the side. Meanwhile, the ring on Billy's finger shimmers and vanishes, and the sleeping rapper shrinks down to his normal size.
PERRIN ANDERSON APPEARS BY THE NORTH SHORE OF THE LAKE, AND ROBERT LOOTINGTON APPEARS TO THE EAST OF THE BOULDER(Perrin luck roll: 2+1)
Perrin's waiver folds itself over a few times, becoming a sleek black revolver and a pouch of bullets. Simple, but doubtlessly effective.
(Lootington luck roll: 6+1)
Lootington's waiver extends itself far longer than it would seem possible for it to do, before becoming a jet-black sniper rifle and a massive amount of loose bullets. As Lootington picks the gun up, the scattered ammo collects itself into a sphere and levitates just behind his ear as a single bullet loads itself into the weapon. Looking at his new find, he notices an eye-shaped button on the side of the stock, and a small rune in the shape of a crescent moon located on the scope.
MAPArthur(yellow):Electric chainsaw. Left arm horribly mangled, left foot gone, third degree electrical burns across entire body. Butter knife in pocket
Billy(orange):Throwing butter knives, book of locusts. Asleep
John(red):Icy hatchet
SIR BADASSITUDE(pink):Sharp plastic needles, One eye missing
Perrin(lime green):Revolver
Alina(purple):Right arm encased in ice
Sir Robert Lootington(black):Dark sniper-rifle
Systar(white):Moretti. Standing by an office chair without a shadow, and a steampunk helmet. Right collarbone broken.
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