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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #210 on: January 22, 2013, 02:41:02 pm »

I agree, Systar has an overpowered as jesus weapons and he needs to DIE. (With explosions)

Agree with Arthur's plan to destroy Systar and his deadly weapon.

You agree with Arthur and Systar, before they go sprinting towards... Billy? Man, being out of the loop is a pain.

top secret plan involving mass dogpiling on systar is a go!
Newly PM'd Action. Plan's a-go, Pariah.
Walk over to Alina.

"Could you lend me a hand?"

Swing at her.
Man, I'm getting seriously gangbanged.

"Sorry, not used to throwing a demonic weapon yet!"

Plan of attack!
Keep hiding behind the tree while the snake goes at it.
"Huh, this guy's tough; we could do with a little more concentrated fire."
Rakzad sprints over to Billy and hands him his ring.
"Here, Kid, take this. I figure if your knives are a bit bigger, they should be able to do some actual damage."
Once Billy takes the ring, Rakzad will back to shooting at Systar. Or if Billy doesn't accept the ring for some reason, he'll just say, "Fine, have it your way," and go back to shooting at Systar as a giant.
Accept ring. Throw a giant butter knife at the office chair guy.
(Archuk dexterity roll: 3+1-2)
(Arthur dexterity roll: 3+1+1-2) Pantie Powers, Activate! But it's still a damn far distance..
(John dexterity roll: 1)
(Systar dexterity roll: 6+1)
(Alina/Snake dexterity roll: 4)
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 2+1+1) Gigantic stride length means faster movement.
(Billy dexterity roll: 3+1)

Everyone in the arena starts moving at once, but Systar is the first to attack. He sits in his chair and becomes a shadow before rocketing across the ground towards Rakzad and reforming in order to throw Moretti.

(Systar dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Rakzad dexterity roll: 3+1-1)
(Moretti strength roll: 3+1)
(Rakzad endurance roll: 2-1+1)
(Rakzad badassery roll: 6-1)

The spinning demon pegs Rakzad in the left leg and whips its bladed tentacles around wildly. One of the appendages wraps itself around Rakzad's ankle, and there is a sickening popping sound as his Achilles tendon is neatly severed. He topples to the ground as Moretti flies back into Systar's hands. "He's not going to be going anywhere soon, kid. I say we finish him off before someone else does."

Rakzad crawls towards Billy, who rushes out of the tower and grabs his ring and puts it on. He immediately grows to an immense size, but his knives do not, perhaps because they aren't a part of him like Rakzad's bow. Regardless, he delicately picks up a knife between two fingers and chucks it at Systar.

(Billy dexterity roll: 6+1)
(Systar dexterity roll: 4+1)
(Systar endurance roll: 6)

The knife whistles towards Systar and strikes him in the chest, but it just bounces off and clatters to the ground.

(Snake dexterity: 2)
(Systar dexterity: 6+1)
(Moretti strength: 2+1)
(Snake endurance: 4)

The snake lunges at Systar again, but he spins out of the way like a flamenco dancer before Moretti lashes at the creature with his blades, only managing to sever a portion of its tail.

(Arthur dexterity: 5+1+1)
(Billy dexterity: 2+1-1)
(Arthur strength: 1-1-1) This is why we don't give the thundersaw to the man with the mangled arm.
(Arthur endurance for saw: 3)
(Arthur endurance for lightning: 2)

Arthur sneaks up behind Billy and prepares to slash his ankles with the heavy chainsaw, before dropping it on his own foot. His foot is severed by the spinning blade, and the rest of his body is hurled backwards by a blast of electricity from the saw. He's badly burned and losing blood, but still alive and clinging to consciousness. It seems as if chainsaw massacring is a job best left to professionals...

(Archuk dexterity roll: 1+1)
(Billy dexterity roll: 6+1-1)

Archuk sees his teammate go flying backward, and tries to remove Billy's finger along with his ring. However, Billy is ready for this, and he scoops the man from the air with a hand the size of a small car, before lifting him up to eye level. "Yo dawg, you don't fuck with Billy Snow."

(John dexterity roll: 3)
(Alina dexterity roll: 1)
(John strength roll: 1)
(John affinity roll: 5)
(Alina endurance roll: 2)

Seeing as how Alina refuses to simply give him a hand, John decides to take one for himself. He swings at Alina's right wrist with his hatchet, and while the blow itself merely glances away, the blue glow around the ax's blade grows brighter as the water vapor in the air near Alina condenses into a glob around her right arm before freezing completely solid.

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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #211 on: January 22, 2013, 02:46:19 pm »

OHHHHH SHIT! MY BROS ARE IN TROUBLE. Run to east side of tower, break BB gun into fine needles on the way.

EDIT: FINE EXPLOSIVE NEEDLES for affinity roll pretty pls? :3
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #212 on: January 22, 2013, 03:12:01 pm »

DO GIANT MONSTER STUFF

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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #213 on: January 22, 2013, 03:13:02 pm »

"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
Call back my snake and sic him on John, the bastard!
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #214 on: January 22, 2013, 03:15:21 pm »

"For reasons be on the mortal kall."

Swing at head of Alina.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #215 on: January 22, 2013, 03:19:26 pm »

"Okay, Kid, it looks like those knives of yours are fucking useless; you'd probably be better off using your bare fists instead."
With some care, Rakzad lifts himself up into a kneeling position and takes aim at Systar. "Oh, I'll get you good for that."
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #216 on: January 22, 2013, 04:00:36 pm »

Well fuck... i had to roll a one
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #217 on: January 22, 2013, 04:22:33 pm »

Yay for +1 to dex.

ROUND 2- FIGHT!

"Moretti, you and I make a nice team."
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #218 on: January 22, 2013, 05:53:35 pm »

Well fuck... i had to roll a one
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Decapitated!
« Reply #219 on: January 22, 2013, 08:01:02 pm »

Well fuck... i had to roll a one
If it makes you feel better, I got a 0.

Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly towards the east side of the tower.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #220 on: January 22, 2013, 08:07:06 pm »

Well fuck... i had to roll a one
If it makes you feel better, I got a 0.

Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
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Actually you got a -1.
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #221 on: January 22, 2013, 08:21:52 pm »

Well fuck... i had to roll a one
If it makes you feel better, I got a 0.

Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.

Actually you got a -1.
Two -1's. So?
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #222 on: January 22, 2013, 08:27:34 pm »

IF rakzad dies, do I lose the bracelet thing?
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #223 on: January 22, 2013, 09:06:44 pm »

IF rakzad dies, do I lose the bracelet thing?

I too wish to know this... if it does and he shrinks again do we have to pass a luck roll to shrink from the top dpw instead of falling and breaking our legs?
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Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Your Own Worst Enemy!
« Reply #224 on: January 22, 2013, 09:18:55 pm »

IF rakzad dies, do I lose the bracelet thing?

I too wish to know this... if it does and he shrinks again do we have to pass a luck roll to shrink from the top dpw instead of falling and breaking our legs?
Yes, since you're the one who originally obtained it, then it will vanish if you die. And good idea with that luck roll... fufufufu.
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