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Starting county?

Iceland
- 5 (13.2%)
Isle of Man
- 23 (60.5%)
Jamtland
- 2 (5.3%)
Sicily
- 2 (5.3%)
Duchy of Barcelona
- 1 (2.6%)
Britany
- 1 (2.6%)
Malta
- 4 (10.5%)

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Iceland or Isle of Man :D

This.

I would say Iceland would be more interesting to play, but Isle of Man can turn out crazy!
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Alright then I am thinking either Island or Isle of Man. I like Island but Isle of Man seems interesting too. Put it up for a vote, but don't take too long; I am gonna get this started soon!
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Isle of Man anno domini 1066








Isle of man. Jewel of the Irish sea as the locals called it. Isle of bumfucking nowhere as everyone else knew it. Truth to be told, there wasn't much there but a small village that was called Douglas the by fishermen and shepherds that lived there. A small keep, named Rushen, situated on top of a nearby hill overlooked the village. It was built so that villagers could hide there should raiders visit. There where of course also the tiny abbey of Peel where a few monks and a bishop saw to the afterlife of the islanders.



Urist was the lord of the Isle of man. Why was he the lord of the Isles? Urist would surely tell you how Arthur himself was his forefather, when he got drunk enough he might even regal with stories about his kinship to the fabled dwarfs of Norse legend and his lordship was ordained by this heritage. Locals would nervously look down and in hushed tones speak about a less illustrious parentage of a blacksmith father and a local one eyed tavern wench for a mother and that he rose to be lord of the isle simply because no man likes being sucker punched by a dwarf. Especially not a very strong one.



Urist himself was in many ways a dwarf of simple wishes. What he wanted from life was gold, booze and women. This might prove difficult to achieve on such a small island, but Urist Ironbeard had grand plans. Aspirations that would see him swim in gold and booze. He called together his council to so he could be informed what he had to work with. 



Bishop Colin of Peel was asked to give a overview of the current laws as was his job as the current Chancellor 



His Marshal reported that the Isle of man could only muster a depressing number of levis



Steward Eirik af Douglas shocked poor Urist when he informed him that the income was only a measly 4.4 gold, far from enough to swim in.

As a last act of the meeting he asked his spymaster to draw up a map of know world.

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It was time to go to the wine cellar to drink enough booze to forget everything he just learned.



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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2013, 09:57:09 am »

Lovely intro! Looking forward to seeing what you will do with our drunken little dwarf :)
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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2013, 11:01:00 am »

I wish we had done Touhou mod but whatever, person me!
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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2013, 01:34:56 pm »

so how is this going to work exactly?

and person me when you get a chance
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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #36 on: January 26, 2013, 07:41:12 pm »

This is off to a good start!
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« Reply #37 on: January 26, 2013, 07:52:55 pm »

Huh.

PTW, I suppose. Looks to be starting off well.
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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #38 on: January 27, 2013, 11:25:37 pm »

Don't have CKII, so I won't be able to take a turn, but this should be good. PTW.
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Re: Isle of Man; The Little Isle That Could - A CKII succesion game
« Reply #39 on: January 28, 2013, 12:23:21 am »

so how is this going to work exactly?

and person me when you get a chance

I'm guessing when Urist dies, somebody else takes the save and continues.  Each person plays a person, unless perhaps if somebody only lives for a few years, in which case they can just keep playing as the successor, if they so wish.

It would suck to wait around for several weeks to play, only to have your play time be less than an hour, hence my suggesting that players not be required to hand off the save if they only get to play for a few years in-game.

On a related note, if somebody has a ruler that lives for 30+ years, and just wants to hand off the turn, I think we should encourage that, otherwise somebody is sitting on their turn because they're downright sick of playing, which stalls the fun for all of us.

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« Reply #40 on: January 28, 2013, 03:16:08 am »

so how is this going to work exactly?

and person me when you get a chance

I'm guessing when Urist dies, somebody else takes the save and continues.  Each person plays a person, unless perhaps if somebody only lives for a few years, in which case they can just keep playing as the successor, if they so wish.

It would suck to wait around for several weeks to play, only to have your play time be less than an hour, hence my suggesting that players not be required to hand off the save if they only get to play for a few years in-game.

On a related note, if somebody has a ruler that lives for 30+ years, and just wants to hand off the turn, I think we should encourage that, otherwise somebody is sitting on their turn because they're downright sick of playing, which stalls the fun for all of us.

Agreed, or maybe when everyone has played you could create another queue, and the list is created in order of who played longer. So a person who wants to contribute but only lived for a few years can, but not at the expense of player B losing their turn
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« Reply #41 on: January 28, 2013, 03:54:11 am »

Well, my theory is that if somebody is playing as a ruler that only lived for two years, their continuing to play probably won't slow down the game or deprive anyone of significant game time, provided that player doesn't have to ask anyone if they can keep going.

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« Reply #42 on: January 30, 2013, 07:12:47 pm »

1066 One late morning at Isle of Man

*Knock *Knock

"Um, sir?"

*Knock *Knock

"Grwmlgoaway"

"But sir, there is a messenger"

"shatap! you are splinting my head appart whit yer whining!"

"Oh for Christ sake! Here, I will get him out for you."

*Thunk "agh" *roll

"AjhJAahjaHJaahjJAA"


*Thud "Argh" *Thud "off" *Thud *Thud "aahh" *CRASHHH

"owwww, are ye trying ta kill me?"

"Nay, the package you ordered came, you ordered us to get you by any means when it came, this seemed the fasted way"

"I... but... Ach damn it! What package?"

"Last night! You where standing on the table drunk beyond recognition, declaring your intent to be married, don't you remember?"



"No I do...  Wait! Married!?! Urgh, my head... Sigh, I guess Its about time I to get around to that. But why the package? Did I order a wife?"

"No sir, you sent a messenger to the, ahem, brotherhood of love, asking for a copy of their infamous list"



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Later

Waking up in the bottom of a beer barrel was a good way to wake up, Urist thought. Waking up with a splitting headache was not.  Neither was getting out of said barrel by it being kicked down a set of stairs. But waking up to a fresh copy of 'Thine Bayeux Tapestry of Love' was great, there where many fine maidens to be had.



So all in all he was in a good mood. So good in fact, that he decided he might as well find wives for all the unmarried men in his court now that he was looking trough the list anyway.

After a morning of deliberation Urist decided upon a beautiful girl called Adelheid from one of the many German principalities.  She was lowborn, many would ridicule him for taking such a base bride, but the tapestry was adamant that she was very bright and quite talented in many areas of statecraft. Besides, it also hinted that was quite... lustful... and some other fun surprises. Who cares about the scorn of men when you got a beautiful vixen waiting in the bed at home?

He had the letter ready by midday.



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That evening

"Yes, yes. I am well aware that I have no rights to the county of Argyll, that is what you are gonna fix."

"But sir..."

"NOW!"



"Giric! You know just as well as me that the this isle is considered a part of the duchy of Søreyar, just as Argyll is. Should the duke decide to enforce this before we are ready to strike we will need every man we have to even stand a chance. I want you to stay here and train our troops.

"As you command!"



"As for you Eirik, my dear Steward, you are gonna have the most important job of them all; getting me money.

"I... umh... I guess I could see if I can't sniff out some tax evaders, that might bring in some gold."

"Excellent!"



"Oh and Brice? I am sending you to Galloway to see if you can't pick up some tips and ticks on how to improve our army, we are gonna need any edge we can get."

"Whasthat? Galloway? *Hic But the beer is here! Who are you get drunk with now?"

"How about I promise you the largest barrel of beer I can find if you go?"

"Aight!"



"I guess everyone have their orders, so consider this meeting over. Now lets go grab a beer before you all leave!"

"Ahem"

"Hmm? What? Oh, Edgar! Orders? Why don't go do, um, priest stuff? Priesting? No? Err... Ah! I got it! How about you go figure out why I am so great. I mean what makes us so great. I mean Isle of Man. Find some local stories, that kind of stuff?"



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A few days later

A messenger arrived from the king of Scotland asking for Urists approval for in instituting a various laws that would see the kings authority increased. While Urist was pleased by the thoughtfulness of remembering him and going to the trouble of sending a messenger, he choose not to respond; a more powerful neighbor sent chills down his spine.

Only a little while later another messenger arrived. The marriage had been accepted, in fact everything was signed and ratified.  The father would be arriving soon with Urist bride to be, although he was quite insistent that no one was to see the bride before ceremony, ostensibly to protect her honor. Urist was quite exited anyway.






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« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2013, 08:43:58 am »

1066-67  Marriage preparation

There where a lot of preparations to be made for the wedding, Urist had been hard at work and now he had to decide who where gonna pay for it all. By rights he could collect a Royal aid Duty.



But with the girl being lowborn the amount of money would be quite minimal. No, it was far better to impress the peasants by paying for it out of his own pocket; perhaps they would forget her base heritage.





Wedding Bells


"Oh, aren't you beautiful!"

"Thank you my lord"

"Yes, yes. I am sure you are just as beautiful underneath the wedding dress"

"The he he"

*Kiss "I say, I am the..."  *Kiss *Kiss "OW! Uh, I... what is this?"



The wedding was held a cold, crisp September day. The bride had been beautiful in her snow white gown. Wows had been made and the guest feasted while the newlyweds retired to their champers. A splendid day so far Giric thought.

"Graaahhh..."

"A beautifull day, don't you think?"

"...aaahhh..."

"Oh yes! Fantastic! Urist was quite lucky getting such a beauty. Tough, was it just me or did she walk with a strange gait?"

"...aaahhh..."

"Yes, that was a bit strange. I... Are you hearing that too?"

"...aaahhh..."

*SLAM!

"LIAR! CHEATER! VILLAIN!"

"At the door!" "Good heavens, is he naked?"

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!"

"He is on the table!" "What is that he have in his hand?"

"THINK YOU CAN DECEIVE ME?!?" *SMACK "Eeep!"

"YOU CRETIN!" *THUD *THACK "Have mercy!"

*THUNK *THUNK "For the love of all that is good! Get this insane dwarf of me!."

"Urist! Calm yourself! Why are you beating your stepfather bloody? This is not... Is that a wooden leg you are hitting him with?!?"

"YES! ITS A DAMN WOODEN LEG! WHO DO YOU THINK IT BELONGS TO? I GOT SPLINTERS IN MA DAMN MOUTH! I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED!"





Honeymoon

The wedding incident had but entirely destroyed his reputation



But Giric had been right; he wasn't physically perfect himself and she was still beautiful. Besides, the lack of a leg made some, ah, things easier logistically wise. If nothing else he had managed to achieve his ambition to get married.



But now that he had a wife he better better get around to making a heir.



Sadly, she was a bit cold after his rather public revelation of her missing leg and wasn't keen on helping Urist get his son. Urist resolved to make it up to her the only way he knew; by showering her in gifts.



When that failed to impress her he gave her the position of High Almoner



It mollified her a bit but her she seemed to find the position far from challenging enough for a girl of her intellect. It was the dead of of Bishop Colin of Peel and his replacement with the far more competent Bishop Findlay as his Chancellor that gave him the idea.



 If he could replace one man, maybe he could get two birds with one stone and replace his drunkart spymaster with his very competent wife. That way she would be happy and out of his hair for the moment  and he would get his drinking buddy back. It was a win-win!




 

To top it all of Eirik had been successful in smoking out a sheep brothel smuggling ring and was sending the money he had confiscated. 



It was a good day




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« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2013, 11:15:53 am »

My, this is good reading.
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