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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2013, 07:55:57 am »
Quote from: da_nang on January 08, 2013, 06:54:47 am
Dang. Not my liver! I need it... for stuff.
You got, like ten of them you be fine...aside from have a hostile living potato with claws and rabies where one of you liver were.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2013, 07:56:48 am »
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2013, 05:20:10 pm »
Quote from: scapheap on January 08, 2013, 07:55:57 am
Quote from: da_nang on January 08, 2013, 06:54:47 am
Dang. Not my liver! I need it... for stuff.
You got, like ten of them you be fine...aside from have a hostile living potato with claws and rabies where one of you liver were.
Um, given how this seems to be working, I think all objects which are livers of da_nang would be turned into potatolike things.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2013, 05:29:23 pm »
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2013, 05:31:45 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 08, 2013, 05:29:23 pm
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Quote from: da_nang on January 08, 2013, 03:51:23 am
>Turn "people" into "furries"
Turn 'da_nang' into 'horrible agony'
What about turning 'da_nang's liver' into 'organ which fixes da_nang's mistake while granting us control of him and excreting tiny acid-secreting rabies-carrying clawed fish on command'
Perfect!
Made it even better.
We are geniuses.
Yes.
How's this? We have a way to get him not to attack us.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2013, 05:33:15 pm »
But fish aren't potatoes  :'(
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2013, 05:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 08, 2013, 05:33:15 pm
But fish aren't potatoes  :'(
Potatoes can't swim. Silly.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2013, 05:41:56 pm »
How about potato fish. It's like a breadfish, only with more starch!
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2013, 05:47:27 pm »
Quote from: Furtuka on January 08, 2013, 05:41:56 pm
How about potato fish. It's like a breadfish, only with more starch!
Oh, come on. That's ludicrous.
How about potato bugs?
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2013, 05:54:27 pm »
Turn Nanomachines into Khajiit.
« Last Edit: January 08, 2013, 05:56:57 pm by Vorthon »
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2013, 07:31:00 pm »
You attempt to make your hand into a nanomachine controller. Your hand is now a small piece of circuitry, and promptly detaches from the bleeding stump.

You try to turn yourself into a robot. Unfortunately, failing to specify the precise meaning leads to your garments being replaced with those of a slave, and heavy iron chains being placed around your feet.

Furtuka, still no abstract concepts.

There's no water around, but you try anyway. Suddenly, you notice a peculiar taste in your mouth.

You attempt to turn water into ice, and end up failing to specify an area, resulting in your other hand freezing solid.

You have no idea what This Rock is. You're just surrounded by billions of small metal things you've been assured are nanomachines.

You attempt to turn people into furries. As there are no people around, you have no idea if it worked.

You have no clue what da_nang is.

You turn the nanomachines into Khajiit.. and you now have numerous tiny cat people crushing you, instead of nanomachines.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2013, 07:33:30 pm »
Turn Dirt into Jello
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2013, 07:36:59 pm »
Turn Khajiit into air.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2013, 07:51:55 pm »
Turn Planet into Fudge.
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Re: Roll to rewrite the dictionary
« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2013, 08:29:44 pm »
Savour taste in mouth then Turn air into helium.
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