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[TheSaberTooth]

This shall be my last update and then the wheel turns to the next guy. I may have to make this a bit long.

Journal of Saber Idarban Elbelsoloz Zan, Godslayer:
4th of Moonstone, 271

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I have concluded that whatever possessed Lurker is an absolute moron. I mean, a nickle HIGH BOOT. Not boots. BOOT. I'm going to use that boot to kick his ass.

As you can tell by the date, its winter right now. All the dead trees just kinda adds to the monstrosity that is Murdermachines.

18th of Moonstone, 271
I had forgotten that there were merchants around. Crap. Oh well. I dont think we need anything important.

There is a giant grasshopper running around scaring people. Better take it out before it rends somebody apart.

23rd of Moonstone

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Well this is odd-

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Oh no.

She just died from blood loss. Baru keeps killing, even from beyond the grave. I should have the area closed off.

Aaaaand Murderous ghost.

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24th of Opal
Nothing interesting is going on this month.

12th of Obsidian, 271

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More useless crap. Hooray.

19th of Obsidian, 271
Voidspawn siege! Time for battle!

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25th of Obsidian, 271
We lost nearly the entire Fortress Guard, and a couple more have been bitten. This is bad.

1st of Granite, 272
Today marks the first day of Spring. Its been a year since I have been overseer to this god forsaken fort. I must say, this place has been fairly kind to me. To others, well... Yeah. Its only been a year, but I'm going to retire. I suppose the fort needs SOMEONE to lead it, but my old bones need a rest. I'll let someone else take the wheel to this train to hell.

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And with that, my turn ends. To whoever oversee's next, you should watch out for infected people, and get Shaggard memorialized. All in all, it was a good first time playing a succession fort! I shall get the save ready to download.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Daisy-chaining Pyramid Schemes.

What's the turn list looking like now?

[TheSaberTooth]

Daisy-chaining Pyramid Schemes.

What's the turn list looking like now?

No idea.

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I'm not sure if this is right.

EDIT: Nevermind, it worked. Just let me test it
EDIT 2: It works, here it is http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8668

[Kyronea]

Well, we survived! That's good. Will we continue to survive? Good question.

[Shaggard]

Aaaaand Murderous ghost.

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Fuck yeah, that's my dorf, feeding those fortress dwellers a sweet helping of belligerent vengeance from beyond the grave. Or, lack of grave, I figure they never fished him out of the lake.

[TheSaberTooth]

Well, we survived! That's good. Will we continue to survive? Good question.

Murdermachines survives in all of us and will continue to do so. Its inhabitants, however...

Now, Who is brave enough to take the steering wheel to this great fortress?

[Lolfail0009]

*cracks knuckles*

Let the Nagakin drive. I'll get this place sorted out.

Downloading now.

[Lolfail0009]

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Ok what the fuck is with these holey walls. These need fixing. Now.

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SLOOOOOOOOOOOOWW for ~20FPS. BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE

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Wait where is the main lever? Ah it doesn't matter.

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Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

[TheSaberTooth]

Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

The fort rejects thee. But you must take the fort by the balls and force it to call you master.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

The fort rejects thee. But you must take the fort by the balls and force it to call you master.

Well, we can add a BDSM fetish to the list of requirements to run the fort now.

[SanDiego]

You mean you have to chain yourself to the chair just to open the save?

[TheFlame52]

You mean you have to chain yourself to the chair just to open the save?

No, you have to chain the save to a chair just to open it.

[Lolfail0009]

Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

The fort rejects thee. But you must take the fort by the balls and force it to call you master.

I WILL MAKE THIS FORT MY BITCH

[TheSaberTooth]

Game crashed... Will try again tomorrow '^^

The fort rejects thee. But you must take the fort by the balls and force it to call you master.

I WILL MAKE THIS FORT MY BITCH

The pimp hand is strong with this one.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

EDIT: You know what? Ignore this, I was half-asleep when I wrote this.