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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 828363 times)

peregarrett

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #585 on: March 27, 2013, 04:09:42 pm »
HELL YEAH! I DORFED !!EVERYONE!!
That took two hours of stuffing Dwarf Therapist back and forth. I now envy those children who grew to become goose.
Will post screens and such later.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #586 on: March 27, 2013, 04:27:13 pm »
The madness begins.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #587 on: March 27, 2013, 07:13:47 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on March 27, 2013, 04:09:42 pm
HELL YEAH! I DORFED !!EVERYONE!!
That took two hours of stuffing Dwarf Therapist back and forth. I now envy those children who grew to become goose.
Will post screens and such later.
A single tear is rolling down my cheek. I didn't know such a thing was possible.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #588 on: March 27, 2013, 09:43:59 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on March 27, 2013, 04:09:42 pm
HELL YEAH! I DORFED !!EVERYONE!!
That took two hours of stuffing Dwarf Therapist back and forth. I now envy those children who grew to become goose.
Will post screens and such later.

Lord AnimaRytak is pleased.
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[RUMGOD][MURDERMACHINES_OVERLORD]
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It's probably worth mentioning that AnimaRytak is the only ecstatic dwarf in the entire fort.
Quick, check him for rum! The bastard's probably spirited some off to his lair office, to act as pleasant refreshment as his evil scheme unfolds!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #589 on: March 27, 2013, 09:52:29 pm »
Ten minutes later: "Dammit I'm still not dorfed"

WATCH FOR IT. The INSTANT someone posts a full dorf-report screenshot <_<

In all seriousness, good job bro. your void-brethren are proud of you.
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #590 on: March 27, 2013, 10:59:38 pm »
Quote from: kefkakrazy on March 27, 2013, 09:52:29 pm
Ten minutes later: "Dammit I'm still not dorfed"

"Say boss, I'm gonna head over there to pick up Dortimus' socks, You don't mind right?"
"wut"
"Alright, Be right back boss"
*sounds of extended painful combat with something horrible"
"WHAT THE SHIT PEREGARRETT, WHY DIDN'T YOU DORF ME YOU SUMBITCH, I'M BLAMING THE SEXUALLY INVIGORATING LUST THAT  (Alpaca wool sock)  GIVES OFF, IT'S JUST ASKING FOR IT, LOOK AT IT. STUPID, SEXY (Alpaca wool sock) ."
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Quote from: The Mad Fool on June 28, 2013, 04:57:29 pm
Treatment status: Success.
Patient status: Deceased.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #591 on: March 28, 2013, 06:04:22 am »
Woop Woop.
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Quote from: Lolfail0009 on May 11, 2013, 07:10:56 am
Take command. Lead your men. Hide in booze stockpile. Weep, and everyone weeps with you.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #592 on: March 28, 2013, 06:08:07 am »
Heyoooo.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #593 on: March 28, 2013, 06:25:50 am »
Keep patient. The soul changes should be done at night, preferable on a full moon - so, tonight.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #594 on: March 28, 2013, 04:20:13 pm »
After our militia dealt with those kobolds (with cost of two vessels and a baby) the slight order was restored. I walked across The Beacon and saw... i.e felt the excitement and worries of our brethen still trapped in The Void. Yes, brothers. It's time.
Lord AnimaRytak called "New and Exciting Party of Victory Over Kobolds" and dwarves gladly spent a few hours at the bottom of Beacon.
Everyone could choose a body that he wanted.
Oh, and also we've filled all four squads with new recruit. That seemed useful.
Spoiler: Tryrar, Evasculator (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: CogDis, Master of Gems (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Erush, Pot Thrower (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Scribbles Chronicler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Blade, Drill Sergeant (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Baltharaz, Obliterator (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Vendix, Stoner (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Derm II, Fearbringer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Feldrain II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Maxwell Edison (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Krosan III (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rokezan the Mad (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Medkit The Kit (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mortis, Flame forger (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mr Space Cat II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Puff, Stonewisperer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Thaddeus II the Fail Saint (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SanDiego II, El Mechanico (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Prosnorkulus II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Saint, Templar (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dortimus II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Flame (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tyler Durden (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Deprislave, RocketScientist (click to show/hide)

((Shit, it took two hours again!
Funny thing with that troll in Hexhatched. looks like they went to kill that unlucky troll all together. And Tyler Durden went hunting jabberers instead.))
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on September 17, 2013, 11:56:22 am
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #595 on: March 28, 2013, 05:10:26 pm »
Hahaha, Tryar's dorf is "quick to tire, clumsy, and very weak" xD  Now I'm picturing him complaining loudly about the shitty vessel they gave him.
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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on October 13, 2013, 11:42:15 am
The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
Today is a sad day.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #596 on: March 28, 2013, 05:55:31 pm »
Am I in the military?  In the OP it says I'm a swordsdwarf. 
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #597 on: March 28, 2013, 07:20:41 pm »
Why is my foot smashed?

Also I hope I'm wielding a crossbow so I can still speak to my rocks :p I may take up a little arpee with my character.

EDIT: lol I'm slow to anger. It must be my patience with stonewhispering.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #598 on: March 28, 2013, 07:32:17 pm »
A speardwarf you say? This could be interesting...

(So that makes swords, darklight blade, flails, scythes, cannons, omnigauntlets and now spears...)

Give him two please. I might arpee a bit later.

EDIT: Her. Give her two spears. Or hax her to be male. Please.
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« Reply #599 on: March 28, 2013, 07:51:59 pm »
Quote from: peregarrett on March 26, 2013, 02:18:32 pm
When you build a well - don't tie a gobbo to the chain. Ok, you actually CAN tie a gobbo to the chain and dip him into well, but that's more the zoo than the well.

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Quote from: Yuli Vlasi on October 13, 2013, 11:42:15 am
The closest thing we have to what some call 'allies' gets slaughtered in front of our gates. Unfortunately they don't transform into mindless beasts, trying to kill us.
Today is a sad day.
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