So here I start!
Journal of Peregarrette, posessed metalcrafterSometimes the experience you ever had just can't settle in your soul. I escaped from The Void and posessed some metalcrafter with intention to live dull life of ordinary dwarf. But what should I do when the universe got shattered and The Void itself stares from the cracks? Don't know. Will try to fix the universe, maybe.
First of all, there were strange talkings about buckets and gobbos. Like, gobbos are buckets and buckets are gobbos. So, while I was on break, I performed a master-class: "A Goblin and A Bucket. What's the difference? What's the use?"
I took a gobbo corpse from surface stockpile and a spare bucket. Put both on the table, and spent a whole hour or two in constant speech and demonstration.
Main points of that were:
- Buckets are made from wood or metal. Gobbos are from flesh and blood and bones.
- Buckets are hollow and have a handle. Gobbos lack handle and usually full inside. No, lil'girl, THAT is not the handle. Your mom will explain you what it is. Later.
- When a baby runs with bucket on his head - it's not the same when gobbo runs with your baby in the bag.
- When you build a well - don't tie a gobbo to the chain. Ok, you actually CAN tie a gobbo to the chain and dip him into well, but that's more the zoo than the well.
- When yuo need something to store water or something - choose bucket. Yes, you can fill a gobbo with water, but you'd never want to drink from him.
- When you kick the gobbo - it's not the same when you kick the bucket. Though, sometimes, those phrases are equivalent.
- More to discuss.
After I was done with that, I think everyone was quite clear about gobbos and buckets. So, I returned the bloated gurgling gobbo corpse with metal handle nailed to it's head back to refuse pile, and got myself a drink.
After, I took a quick tour here. I've certanly missed a lot while was full-day busy with my work. I need to look wider.
For example, why is the Cat Drop Shaft so narrow? A cat falling can greatly slow itself with it's paws and claws. I hate that sound! So, let's dig it wider.
Why are we locked inside here, and no traps are guarding our entrance?
Why are we digging such a huge section?
Why don't we dig down to magma, using coal for furnaces instead?
Why does our military consist of 4 squads with 7 dwarves total?
Why do we have a stockpile full of nestboxes?
Why Aslod is trading at the EMPTY DEPOT?!?!?!
Those questions are driving me mad.
Just we lowered the gate, everyone run for socks left outside. And met kobold ambush. Shit.
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