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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism VI: Universe Shattered  (Read 18010 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #45 on: January 06, 2013, 01:56:54 pm »

Teleport scotland next to south Africa then join them with a bridge.
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Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #46 on: January 06, 2013, 02:08:25 pm »

Aid Tavik's Action because cultural fusion could be interesting.
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Persus13

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #47 on: January 06, 2013, 03:02:18 pm »

Head to Japan. Search for ninjas.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #48 on: January 06, 2013, 03:06:27 pm »

Fly into outerspace with a superrevolver.
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Furtuka

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #49 on: January 06, 2013, 03:26:37 pm »

Respawn as a dragon
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Pathetic
« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2013, 05:26:07 pm »

Become the Furtukadragontamer!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #51 on: January 06, 2013, 07:40:31 pm »

Pray for the new Cult members to save me while swimming in a random direction
[4] They send a boat. [2] They don't get there in time to save you, but you get a proper Cult burial. Respawn?

Play bagpipes as loudly as possible until somebody rescues me/puts me out of my misery.
[5] Your bagpiping attracts a rescue helicopter!
"Hey! If you stop that, I'll rescue you!"

reveal my water walking power
[3] You are unusually buoyant.

Summon Yog-Sothoth.
AID ACTION
[4+1] Why would you do that?

Respawn and make a new compound in South Aftrica for the players.
[3] The construction is shoddy.

Teleport Dovahkiin and the Blades to where I am. Make Blades THE GOVERNEMENT!
[1] You teleport them to where you are! Respawn?

Teleport scotland next to south Africa then join them with a bridge.
Aid Tavik's Action because cultural fusion could be interesting.
[4+1] Geography warped. Carsilians and others in England near Scotland are confused. Well, the Scots are confused too, actually.

Head to Japan. Search for ninjas.
[1] Huh. No ninjas. Respawn?

Fly into outerspace with a superrevolver.
[4] A what?

Respawn as a dragon
[4] Yup.

Become the Furtukadragontamer!
[4] Sure.

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Yog-Sothoth kills you all to keep you out. No respawning, you're stuck in the IFPoD. Okay?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #52 on: January 06, 2013, 07:43:45 pm »

Kill Yog-Sothoth
Thus killing everything
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #53 on: January 06, 2013, 07:45:43 pm »

Respawn as a progenitor-type figure in the IFPoD. Spawn a race of tigerpeople.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #54 on: January 06, 2013, 07:50:06 pm »

IFPoD? What the hell is that?

Shrug, return to digging.

Aid Xantalos.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2013, 09:19:06 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2013, 07:52:59 pm »

Make galaxy over IFPoD.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2013, 08:07:05 pm »

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2013, 08:28:54 pm »

Create nation to rule the IFPoD.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2013, 08:31:12 pm »

Recreate some of the laws of the universe
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism VI: Undead or Redead?
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2013, 08:07:45 am »

Stop that, get rescued. If for some reason they were only messing with me, PLAY LOUDER.
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