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[GreatWyrmGold]

[3] Respawn and make sandwiches out of whatever the plain is made out of.

[0] No giving your own results. You make sandwiches out of dirt and human flesh. Yours. Your hands are the slices of bread. You don't realize how odd this is until you've eaten the sandwich.

Teleport everyone to Scotland.

[3] You teleport to Carlisle.

Make black hole.

[3] You make a subatomic black hole, which emits a negligible burst of Hawking radiation before vanishing.

Create living quarters for the players. Preferably, durable ones.

[6] You make a huge building with hundreds of quarterses, which sadly collapses under its own weight while you're putting the finishing touches on the 1st floor kitchen. Respawn?

Wake up and smell the flowers

[5] You do. You wasted a five! Congrats!

Dig underground, obtain various metals

[4] You dig a mine in the middle of a city. You strike sewage!

GM TURN:
People react to people appearing suddenly!
A man comes up, pokes misko in the shoulders, and asks if he has a permit to do that.

[Furtuka]

Rebuild Doomblades mansion

[misko27]

Clearly I do. Would a simple regular person be able to dig to this depth on his own ability? in a city? Seriously? How could they even break through the sidewalk? hell, if someone asked you to do it, could you? If you still need to see it, which wastes a large amount of my time and puts the schedule of me, and my union mind you, back alot, I will.
if he doesn't like my explanation, lead him to office building, into supply closet, lock him in there.

[Xantalos]

Break plain in half
Smash the two halves together, shattering them.

[Harry Baldman]

I wasn't rolling for a result, I was rolling for what the action would be.

[6] Build a cottage out of some of the people around, using dirt as binding material.

[ExKirby]

Summon Darvi!

[scapheap]

Summon Giant spider.

*cough*

[miauw62]

Jump in the hole.

[Tavik Toth]

head to Edinburgh.

[ShadowDragon]

Bring down the moon.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I wasn't rolling for a result, I was rolling for what the action would be.

Huh.

Rebuild Doomblades mansion

[2] Nope. Isn't most of it in Ireland anyway?

"Clearly I do. Would a simple regular person be able to dig to this depth on his own ability? in a city? Seriously? How could they even break through the sidewalk? hell, if someone asked you to do it, could you? If you still need to see it, which wastes a large amount of my time and puts the schedule of me, and my union mind you, back alot, I will."
if he doesn't like my explanation, lead him to office building, into supply closet, lock him in there.

[2v6] "Ah, no. Let's see this permit..." [5] You successfully trick the person into walking into a supply closet, then convince everyone else in the office building that he was a mop. Somehow.

Break plain in half
Smash the two halves together, shattering them.

Um...it's kinda cityey now...fine. [6] You break the city in half, then fall into the middle. Respawn?

Build a cottage out of some of the people around, using dirt as binding material.

Not a lot of dirt in the city...[1-1] so you decide to build it out of your limbs! Um. How'd you even assemble it?

Summon Darvi!

[2] Still nope.

Summon Giant spider.

*cough*

[2] No spiders. [5] You do cough, however.

head to Edinburgh.

[6] You jump towards Edinburgh and end up in Aberdeen.

Bring down the moon.

How?

[scapheap]

set up a business.

[ShadowDragon]

Steal souls.

[Harry Baldman]

[4] Become successful bagpipe player, play on streets to attain cash.

[miauw62]

Summon Dovahkiin and the Blades.