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Author Topic: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Revote!  (Read 105469 times)

Doomblade187

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #315 on: January 26, 2013, 12:31:48 pm »

Defeat the omnicidalist faction in battle.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #316 on: January 26, 2013, 01:34:40 pm »

"'Sup, Tim? It's god here. How're ya?"
Back up Tim.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #317 on: January 26, 2013, 10:40:47 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Commence the killing of every living being in the universe.
[5] You kill everyone who isn't important. Or far away.

Attempt to assemble a team of evil Counterparts to the Magical Girls Faction again along with some more Villain of the Week goons for the Mundane Guys
[3] You summon Toad, who joins the Supervillains due to the Mundane Guys not existing.

Attempt to assemble a team of evil Counterparts to the Magical Girls Faction again along with some more Villain of the Week goons for the Mundane Guys
Drain as many magic girls of power as possible and use the power to destroy this faction.
[6] You drain some spare Friendship from the other Magical Girls, which only strengthens the teamwork of the Supervillains due to contamination from the rabbit's hate!

Tear off the heads of those who dare tickle me
But you like the tickling! And your hate has been drained away!

Commission Lynda Kuznetsova to make hatling-sized heat-rays for my army.
Summon WorkerHats and have them build an exact replica of her castle for her as payment.

[2] She needs payment before she'd consider. [2] The WorkerHats don't arrive. Or maybe they were all killed.

(non-lethal)Spite bomb on GraveHaunter
[1] You discover that in lethal concentrations, Spite is lethal. Thankfully, only you perish for your discovery. [5] The other Magical Girls, lead by Furtaka, bring you back to life with the Power of Friendship!

Upgrade self.
[1] You downgrade yourself to a gibbon! Who is in bad health!

Defeat the omnicidalist faction in battle.
Not likely, seeing as most of your forces were killed just now.

"'Sup, Tim? It's god here. How're ya?"
Back up Tim.
"Ahem, Spinal_Taper. It's me, Spinal_Taper."
"Whatever, Spinal. Spinal, you can join me."

BOSS TURN:
Old Spinal grudgingly joins Tim and Spinal_Taper.
Tim [3] fires at the Shoehorn Golem; the shot is deflected.
GreatWyrmGold convinces GreatWyrmGold to become a moderate.
The Romantics and Conservative debate.
The Supervillains commandeer the Lich!Tower. He doesn't object too much.
The Shoehorn Golem [2+3v6+3] misses Tim.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Shoehorn Overlords (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Hatlings (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Omnicidalists (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Romantics (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Moderates (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Conservatives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Supervillains (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #318 on: January 26, 2013, 10:43:50 pm »

Scream for someone to rescue me from this living hell!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #319 on: January 26, 2013, 10:51:09 pm »

Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #320 on: January 27, 2013, 02:57:53 am »

I'm feeling heroic. Save Furtaka, stop Xantalos. Try and get the assistance of Tim and myself.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #321 on: January 27, 2013, 04:27:54 am »

Blast Xantalos. Buy Furtuka a cute ribbon.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #322 on: January 27, 2013, 04:58:20 am »

Wonder where my army went.
Summon reinforcements for army.
Leap through portal to Ray's castle.
Loot nearest town.
Leap back out.
Now I have payment for the Heat-Rays
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #323 on: January 27, 2013, 05:06:21 am »

Battle Xantalos.
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Corai

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #324 on: January 27, 2013, 05:43:13 am »

Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING


Drain more teammates of power and throw it at Xantalos, which should NOT help his action.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #325 on: January 27, 2013, 08:59:24 am »

Respawn as self.

Launch massive colonization venture on general area of arena.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #326 on: January 27, 2013, 03:24:11 pm »

Try upgrading again. Must become postape.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #327 on: January 27, 2013, 07:27:01 pm »

Use scrap of gundam unit to create power armor.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #328 on: January 27, 2013, 10:48:50 pm »

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
(How long will I keep this up? Who knows?)

Scream for someone to rescue me from this living hell!
But you like it! Oh, and you get a nice ribbon!

Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING

I'm feeling heroic. Stop Xantalos. Try and get the assistance of Tim and myself.
Blast Xantalos.
Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING

Drain more teammates of power and throw it at Xantalos, which should NOT help his action.
Battle Xantalos.
Intriguing.
[1-6] You create a rip in time to a new dimension. An eye in the shape of a spherical tetrahedron glances in, followed by several equally-impossible tentacles reaching in and grabbing the omnicidalists. Said tentacles then close the rip.

I'm feeling heroic. Save Furtaka. Try and get the assistance of Tim and myself.
They're busy impeding Xantalos, but you [4] help Furtaka not get grabbed by a tentacle.

Wonder where my army went.
Summon reinforcements for army.
Leap through portal to Ray's castle.
Loot nearest town.
Leap back out.
Now I have payment for the Heat-Rays

[6] You summon some Hatling Rebels! Leaping through the portal, you hurry to town and [4] steal some neat stuff, including a nose. [3] This is accepted as a down payment.

Respawn as self.

Launch massive colonization venture on general area of arena.

[5] You colonize the general area!

Try upgrading again. Must become postape.
[3-1] Nope.
(The -1 is a modifier I often forget.)

Use scrap of gundam unit to create power armor.
[3] Hm...not quite enough. You have nice power pants, though!

GM TURN:
The supervillains begin work on a heat ray.
The Rebel Hatlings begin a magical ritual...
All other NPCs gang up on the Shoehorn Emperor. [1+4v3+3] The Emperor resists the assault.

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Spoiler: Hatlings (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)
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Spoiler: Moderates (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Conservatives (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Supervillains (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Rebel Hatlings (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #329 on: January 27, 2013, 10:51:25 pm »

Use pant-lasers to blow up the heat ray!
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