I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Commence the killing of every living being in the universe.
[5] You kill everyone who isn't important. Or far away.
Attempt to assemble a team of evil Counterparts to the Magical Girls Faction again along with some more Villain of the Week goons for the Mundane Guys
[3] You summon Toad, who joins the Supervillains due to the Mundane Guys not existing.
Attempt to assemble a team of evil Counterparts to the Magical Girls Faction again along with some more Villain of the Week goons for the Mundane Guys
Drain as many magic girls of power as possible and use the power to destroy this faction.
[6] You drain some spare Friendship from the other Magical Girls, which only strengthens the teamwork of the Supervillains due to contamination from the rabbit's hate!
Tear off the heads of those who dare tickle me
But you like the tickling! And your hate has been drained away!
Commission Lynda Kuznetsova to make hatling-sized heat-rays for my army.
Summon WorkerHats and have them build an exact replica of her castle for her as payment.
[2] She needs payment
before she'd consider. [2] The WorkerHats don't arrive. Or maybe they were all killed.
(non-lethal)Spite bomb on GraveHaunter
[1] You discover that in lethal concentrations, Spite is lethal. Thankfully, only you perish for your discovery. [5] The other Magical Girls, lead by Furtaka, bring you back to life with the Power of Friendship!
Upgrade self.
[1] You downgrade yourself to a gibbon! Who is in bad health!
Defeat the omnicidalist faction in battle.
Not likely, seeing as most of your forces were killed just now.
"'Sup, Tim? It's god here. How're ya?"
Back up Tim.
"Ahem, Spinal_Taper. It's me, Spinal_Taper."
"Whatever, Spinal. Spinal, you can join me."
BOSS TURN:
Old Spinal grudgingly joins Tim and Spinal_Taper.
Tim [3] fires at the Shoehorn Golem; the shot is deflected.
GreatWyrmGold convinces GreatWyrmGold to become a moderate.
The Romantics and Conservative debate.
The Supervillains commandeer the Lich!Tower. He doesn't object too much.
The Shoehorn Golem [2+3v6+3] misses Tim.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Crumpled Spacetime
Shoehorn Empire
Portal to Aperture Science
Portal to Ray's Castle
AND, OR, and IF/THEN reversed
Leader: Shoehorn Golem (+3, +2 from Underlings)
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Pufferfish, Embodiment of Logic Gates
Vorthon, Sick Gibbon (Tim'd)
TheZoomZoll, interim Cthulhu
Leader: Embodiment of Technology (+4)
Doomblade
Black Mage
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction)
Corai
Furtaka, killer bunny rabbit (+1 on Killing)
Akira
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
the Enchantress
Pam Akumachi
Kitty Pride
Lyrical Nanoha
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter
Leader: TopHat (+1 from faction)
Lieutenant: HatLeader (+1)
Tim (+3)
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
Old Spinal_Taper
Leader: GreatWyrmGold (Old) (+3, +1 from Faction)
Lieutenant: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+2, +1 from Faction)
Sublieutenants: Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver) (+1 from Faction); Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper) (+1 from Faction)
Dragon Turtle
Half-Green-Dragon Ogre Barbarian
Half-Bronze-Dragon Pixie Sorceror
Half-Copper-Dragon Human Cleric
Leader: Ray
HERACLES (X2)
Mirror
Chopper
Psyghost
Shaper
Toad