Slaughter my enslavers!
[1] You...don't. Instead, you willingly get tickled! Yay!
Make onmicidalist faction again.
Kill players and stuff.
[5] You team up with you to make the Omnicidalists.
respawn as a vest-wearing, cybernetically-enhanced chimp.
Um.
[3-2] You're a chimp.
Defeat the Keystone Kops in a battle between armies!
[5+2v3] Yeah, they're gone.
While he is getting pulped/distracted, lead army to take out his Kop Lieutenants
Not sure how they're "his," but you help!
Weaponize the clunk.
[1] The Clunkbomb is activated! By the time it penetrates the armor, it's not very powerful...but the mech is destroyed!
The villagers and whatnot. Also ask whether to finish You are Stuck in Traffic.
Um.
[4] Sacrificed. Old Spinal_Taper is summoned! Um.
Look at new form, and decide that I must kill myself so a more skilled magic girl can take my place. Impale self on spike of magic draining. Throw spike at another magic girl while shouting "TAKE THE POWER."
[6] This plan succeeds, except for the part where people get hurt. Yay!
"eh good enough"
Dress the Mundane Guys in Sailor Senshi outfits and send them after the magical girls!
[2v2+1+1] Um...that fails. Big time. Maybe wait until the Mundane Guys are more than three in number?
Magic girls hit the magic gym(for magic bonus)
[2] Everyone has fun, even Corai! Sadly, they don't get stronger.
Summon army of Hatlings.
Arrange for Keystone Chief to fight the Shoehorn Golem in a duel.
[5] An army of 150 Hatlings is summoned! The Keystone Chief gets killed.
BOSS TURN:
Tim [6] hits the Shoehorn Golem with his Gun, but the shot reflects off of him into Old Spinal_Taper! Old Spinal_Taper is brought down to normal!
The Shoehorn Golem himself jumps! [1+4] He flies up to the Magical Girls and the Dragons, and attacks both! [3+4-1v6+1;1+4-1v5+1+1] He misses everyone and lands! [6+4] He crumples into a ball and will miss his next turn!
The Dragons strike back! [5+1v6+4] They don't do much.
Black Mage rests. (6/8)
The Boss looks dumbfounded through the portal, unseeing or unknowing what it sees.
Out of the portal spills past or future versions of various people! First is a big robo-dragon, pursued by the lichette and Dirg. Following the newlyweds are misko, Corai, and a thrown turret. [4] The portal does not change.
The spacetime crumple worsens! [2] A rip extending back to You Are the Villain opens! Some villains no one has ever heard of come out!
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
Lich's Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci)
Crumpled Spacetime
Shoehorn Empire
Portal to Aperture Science
Portal to Ray's Castle
AND, OR, and IF/THEN reversed
Leader: Shoehorn Golem (+4, +3 from Underlings)
Spinal_Taper, Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Pufferfish, Embodiment of Logic Gates
Vorthon, Chimp (Tim'd)
TheZoomZoll, interim Cthulhu
Old Spinal_Taper
Leader: GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon (+3, +2 from Faction)
Lieutenants: Nighthide Dragon (black, 1/4 silver) (+1 from Faction); Stealthy Sharpmawed Stormer Serpent (half-brass-dragon Large viper) (+1 from Faction)
Dragon Turtle
18 Gold Dragons
34 Silver Dragons
23 Assorted Chromatic Dragons
Half-Green-Dragon Ogre Barbarian
Half-Bronze-Dragon Pixie Sorceror
Half-Copper-Dragon Human Cleric
Leader: Embodiment of Technology (+4)
Doomblade
Black Mage
Brotherhood of Steel (587 members)
Goblins, 972
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction)
Corai
Furtaka, killer bunny rabbit (+1 on Killing)
Akira
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
the Enchantress
Pam Akumachi
Kitty Pride
Lyrical Nanoha
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter
Leader: TopHat (+1 from faction)
Lieutenant: HatLeader (+1)
15 Elite Hatlings
150 Hatlings
Leader: Ray
HERACLES (X2)
Mirror
Shaper
Chopper
Psyghost
2 Diggerbots
(Wait. I now exist twice. In a Roll to Dodge I GM.
Temporal rips are fun.)