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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #345 on: January 28, 2013, 11:08:47 pm »

Am I allowed to play? There doesn't seem to be a player limit.))
Player limit?
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Come on in, the water's opening portals to everything.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #346 on: January 28, 2013, 11:21:40 pm »

Turn power-pants inside out. Wear on head.
« Last Edit: January 29, 2013, 04:06:35 am by Pufferfish »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #347 on: January 28, 2013, 11:51:59 pm »

Respawn as Hannibal Lecter
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Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #348 on: January 29, 2013, 12:51:30 am »

It seems I and FFS are the same. GAIN ART SKILLS OF HIM AND REMORSELESSNESS OF I. MAEK SCARY DRAWINGS.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #349 on: January 29, 2013, 02:59:18 am »

Let Furtuka go. Teambuilding excise.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #350 on: January 29, 2013, 12:57:38 pm »

Summon Hatarmy.
Sen HatLeader to lead the army and destroy anyone who attacks the supervillains.
Also Ask the HatGods for a blessing.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #351 on: January 29, 2013, 10:05:48 pm »

Someone please kill me. PLEASE. Seriously this isn't funny :(


Attempt to die by ingesting a holy hand grenade

No HHGs around. Oh, wait.
[3] You lose a leg.

Close all portals except the one to alagaisia.
[1] You open several new portals and close the Alagaesian portal!

Morris Broadband, the obsessive-compulsive cable repair guy, meanders on scene and attempts to get his bearings while checking his pockets.
You have [3] a wrench. And this doesn't look like a place that would have cable. It looks like a place with a tower and a cottage and a battlefield and a bunch of portals. Speaking of portals, you get thrown into an alternate dimension by some guy you saw in a horror movie once, [5] but escape with some sort of magical stuff of some kind.

Respawn into the Sane People faction, gain +2 bonus.
[2] You don't get a bonus.

Turn power-pants inside out. Wear on head.
[4] You do. It works.

Respawn as Hannibal Lecter
*sigh*
Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.

[4] You respawn, stumble through a portal, chat with your one-turn-in-the-future stuff, head back through the portal, grab someone, stick them into such a dimension, and [5] get informed by your future self that the dimension allowed that someone to escape, empowered.

It seems I and FFS are the same. GAIN ART SKILLS OF HIM AND REMORSELESSNESS OF I. MAEK SCARY DRAWINGS.
[5] ART SKILLS GET!

Let Furtuka go. Teambuilding excise.
[4] Furtaka the three-legged rabbit is free! Some of the younger Magical Girls cry.

Summon Hatarmy.
Sen HatLeader to lead the army and destroy anyone who attacks the supervillains.
Also Ask the HatGods for a blessing.

[1] You summon Antihats!

BOSS TURN:
First off, some more people come out of the portals.
Portal to YAFB Aperture Science: [6] A drunken fool emerges! What was that guy's name again?
Portal to Ray's Castle: [5] Out comes a new model HERACLES-II robot!
Portal to Site Something-or-other: [5] Out comes a rude-looking guy with a pair of bookends.
Portal to SSB Arena: [1] A Magikarp exits.
Portal to Galaxy Core: [4] Another GreatWyrmGold?!?
Portal to Half an Hour Ago: [6] The Lich cometh.
Portal to Middle Earth: [6] Sauron in the height of his power comes with an army of orcs.
Portal to One Turn From Now: [1] Xantalos hops in and out.
Portal to Dungeons of Doom: [4] Out comes a lowercase h!
Portal to Narnia: [2] Nothing
Portal to L4 Point: [2] Nothing
Portal to New York: [6] Out comes a bunch of tourists.
GreatWyrmGolds try to negotiate a truce among players from the original YAFB. [2] They fail. [5v2,6v5] They get destroyed by the Romantics, assisted by the Conservatives.
The Embodiment of Technology takes control of all four HERACLES machines, the power pants, and the just-completed Heat Ray!
The Lich summons [1] misko27, his most ardent persecutor!
Sauron readies his armies.
The three bosses charge at one another! [2+4v6+3v2+3] Sauron's orcs suffer massive casualties, and the lich manages to single-handedly slay the Embodiment's few minions. It's uno a uno a uno, possibly mano a mano as well.
Tim shoots at the portals! [4] The portals to the L4 Point and the Super Smash Brothers Arena are closed!
The Magical Girls survey the field, and [2] decide to have a filler episode!
[5] A new portal opens, and a Xantalos steps through it.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #352 on: January 29, 2013, 10:07:20 pm »

Proceed to kill everything evil
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #353 on: January 29, 2013, 10:08:04 pm »

Ally with Magikarp. Everyone knows it's the strongest pokemon.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #354 on: January 29, 2013, 10:08:52 pm »

Fuse myself with the universe, gaining omnipotence.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #355 on: January 29, 2013, 10:29:13 pm »

Respawn and aid the Embodiment of Technology in battle.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #356 on: January 29, 2013, 10:30:43 pm »

destroy all portals except the narnia one but have the Gm remember my +4 bonus this time.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #357 on: January 29, 2013, 10:46:21 pm »

destroy all portals except the narnia one but have the Gm remember my +4 bonus this time.
You have a...when did that happen?
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #358 on: January 29, 2013, 11:10:40 pm »

destroy all portals except the narnia one but have the Gm remember my +4 bonus this time.
You have a...when did that happen?


Get a +5 bonus then join Tim.
[5] You get a +4 bonus. Tim lets you join.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« Reply #359 on: January 29, 2013, 11:26:27 pm »

...oh right. That was a bad idea.
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