Escape my bonds
No need, you're not bound anymore.
RESPAWN. MAKE CLONE ARMY OF MYSELF. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE!
[5] You respawn as an army of Stormtroopers. Nazi or Imperial, your choice.
>TM: Deploy the HONOR BARRIERS! Put up a few of these bluespace-powered golems, too! And turn that goddamn sign to "open"!
[4] Honor barriers deployed, [1] bluespace golems rampaging, [3] shop opened. Let's get
capitalist.
Do the rain dance.
[2] You look like a fool. Ice cream smacks you in the head.
...Okay, this is getting kinda old.
Aid Lich by recreating him into a full Lich!
[1] You remove the semilich's head.
((haha thanks, glad to hear that others enjoy my ramblings as well))
EAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ICE CREAM
INITIATE ICE CREAM APOTHEOSIS!
[1] ...You...ah...
"love" the eating out of the icecream. Aw. [5] The ice cream gives birth to your son before death. It's a...um...any Ice/Ghost Pokemon?
Chat to golden dragon.
"Hi."
Hello! How are you?"Fine."
"Y̠̹̞̥̙̟̙͖̬͈̩̹̩̯͈̑̔ͦͦͨ̓ͩͫ̊̎͗̉ͧ͑͐̄̃̆̉͟͝͠ͅO̷͍̪͉̞͔̯͚̱̖̭̟ͮ̉̍̽̒͒̊U̵̸̡͈̬̼̺̱̠̯̺̹̯͈͉̤̗̪̪̲͓͒͌̆̈̆̈́ͣ̎̅̒ͭ͌ͫ̀͝'̵̱͕̠͙̳̬̰͍̱͓̥̫̝̼̼̄̽̈͌̋̅̓̀ͨ͑̓̐͋ͣ͐̑ͥ͘Ȑ̴̛̠͚̦̞̦̯͍̼͎̉̿̓̐́͌̕Ḛ̢͇̤̝̟̬̘̹̲̠̬̻̝̦̠̟ͥ̒̑̓ͧͯͭͮ̽̽ͮ́ͤ͝ ̨̋̾ͮͥͣ̎͋͂ͬ́҉̷̝̦̖͚͇̤̯M̵̛̰̣̖͍̜͙͕͎͒̊ͯͤ̈́͊ͤ͒̍̂I̵̪͎̯̞͎̖͍͖̠͔͊͆́̒̋ͨ̄͜͞N̷̛̺͕̱̻̯̞̦̰̦̬̫̰̺̮̤̎ͨͮ̐͒̉̎͠͞͠Ĕ̡͕̲̲͉̦͉͍̝̺͈̞͇̙̺͚̈̉̽ͨ̄͗͐̅́ͥ̈̈ͯ͊̀̚͟ͅ,̷̧̺̙̳̘̱̂̃̆͂͋͢͞ ̶̛̮̗̹͚͎̰̗͚̠̯͂̂̋ͪͭ̿̉ͤ͑̉͒̽̀̀̚͟F̶̡͍̬̜̥̤̞̬͎̻̰̆͛ͬ̇̅̉̓̉ͫ͞O͉̪̭͉͙̘͉̮͉̻̙͊͛ͯ̌̆̀ͤ͛͌̀̾̉ͤͯ̚͢͞͡Ṵ̧̳̟̜̜̭͍̜̪̤͎̻̳̓͊̓ͩ̏ͥ̍͂ͭ̑ͦͫ̍̔̀͜ͅĻ̻̠̱̩͚̞ͭ́̌̽ͧ̊͂ͣ͑͌̕͟͞ ̶̢͚̤̹̣͍̜ͦ̀̐̍̇̏ͮͬ͆ͯ̎̿ͣ͆̎̄̔̐͠ͅB̷̢̤͕͓̠̝̜̪̘̱ͧ̂̈́̇̌͊ͤ̾̒̽̆̓͞Ẹ̶̙̪̩̮̦̪̩̘̠̥̦̬̭̱͍̤̝ͦͭͬ̍̒̆ͨͪͫ̎̈͋ͥ́͞Â̛ͤ͐̍ͩ̋̌͜͠͏̶̘̣̠̳̬̟̮S̮̱͓̣̫̬̤̘̰͈͙͍̤̜͈̹̟̒̊̂͋ͬͧͤ̇͂͋̅̌̓̊̿ͣ͢͢T̵̬̜̰̩̮͙̞͚̱̬̙͈̘̲̞̣͖̤ͤͨ̃ͤ͋̀!̷̸̴̷͔̣̞̦͖̲̥̲̮̦̱͍̾͊̾͒̓ͮ̿̑͒̄͐̓̈ͩ̄ͧ̿̎̚ͅ>CUT OUT THE HEART OF THE BLOODSTAINED EATER
>CUT MY WAY OUT
[4] Heart removed. [4] Abdomen punctured. da_nang escaped.
Summon gilgamesh and enkidu.
[2] Nope. For future reference, who's Enkidu?
Join Lich with my old friends. Summon some more with pastry ring.
[3] You summon Squidward.
Pray to god of hats for my old body back and extra Hat-minion summoning power.
Utilise new hat summoning powers.
Also send hatlings to raid Slowpokes's shop and steal weaponry.
[4] You get a nice, tophatted body. [6] You summon some hostile beanies. [6-3] Despite the Honor Barriers, the Hatlings steal [6;82,61;78,26,2,82,2,41;17,50;28,93;32,2;2,98,100,62,27,91,31] a
Wand of false life, a
Scroll of fox's cunning And touch of fatigue, a
Potion of barkskin +2, a
Potion of remove paralysis, a
Potion of cure light wounds, and (score!!) a
+1 Silent Moves Light Fortification Chain Shirt! Not weapons, but that's one mighty fine chain shirt!
Battle the lich's enemies!
[6] You destroy all enemies of the lich! Starting with that idiot who beheaded him! Well, except those protected guys. But you kill a bunch of hats!
BOSS TURN:
The demilich and Knight Tiger decide to team up. [5+3v5+2] The demilich barely convinces Knight Tiger to join him rather than the other way around.
The gods decide to tussle with the Omnicidalists. [3+2+2v4+2+3] The gods beat up Yog-Sothoth.
GreatWyrmGold tries to end this madness! [4v1+infinity] He fails.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Lich's Collapsed Tower
Magic shop set up nearby
Furtaka, Powerful Marscream golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
scapheap, Dragon
TheZoomZoll, Elder Cthulhu
Vorthon, Army of Stormtroopers
GraveHaunter's Son, Some Kind of Pokemon
GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon
Leader: Demilich (+5, +2 from faction)
Lieutenant: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+3, +1 from faction)
Doomblade187, Dragon
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with Battle Vestments
Anemonebob Cylindricalpants (+1)
Patrick Brittlestar (+1)
Hcilimes
Leader: Loki (+3)
Persus13, Perseus
Achilles
Apollo (+3)
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)
Xantalos, Everyone's Least Favorite Omnicidal Maniac!
Azathoth, Contractor (+2)
Nyarlathotep, Contractor (+2)
Yog-Sothoth, Contractor (+2)
Leader: TopHat, Tophatted Man (+1)
LordSlowpoke, Underpriced-Shop Owner