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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #120 on: January 12, 2013, 10:46:26 pm »

Escape my bonds
No need, you're not bound anymore.

RESPAWN. MAKE CLONE ARMY OF MYSELF. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE!
[5] You respawn as an army of Stormtroopers. Nazi or Imperial, your choice.

>TM: Deploy the HONOR BARRIERS! Put up a few of these bluespace-powered golems, too! And turn that goddamn sign to "open"!
[4] Honor barriers deployed, [1] bluespace golems rampaging, [3] shop opened. Let's get capitalist.

Do the rain dance.
[2] You look like a fool. Ice cream smacks you in the head.
...Okay, this is getting kinda old.

Aid Lich by recreating him into a full Lich!
[1] You remove the semilich's head.

((haha thanks, glad to hear that others enjoy my ramblings as well))
EAT THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ICE CREAM
INITIATE ICE CREAM APOTHEOSIS!

[1] ...You...ah..."love" the eating out of the icecream. Aw. [5] The ice cream gives birth to your son before death. It's a...um...any Ice/Ghost Pokemon?

Chat to golden dragon.
"Hi."
Hello! How are you?
"Fine."

"Y̠̹̞̥̙̟̙͖̬͈̩̹̩̯͈̑̔ͦͦͨ̓ͩͫ̊̎͗̉ͧ͑͐̄̃̆̉͟͝͠ͅO̷͍̪͉̞͔̯͚̱̖̭̟ͮ̉̍̽̒͒̊U̵̸̡͈̬̼̺̱̠̯̺̹̯͈͉̤̗̪̪̲͓͒͌̆̈̆̈́ͣ̎̅̒ͭ͌ͫ̀͝'̵̱͕̠͙̳̬̰͍̱͓̥̫̝̼̼̄̽̈͌̋̅̓̀ͨ͑̓̐͋ͣ͐̑ͥ͘Ȑ̴̛̠͚̦̞̦̯͍̼͎̉̿̓̐́͌̕Ḛ̢͇̤̝̟̬̘̹̲̠̬̻̝̦̠̟ͥ̒̑̓ͧͯͭͮ̽̽ͮ́ͤ͝ ̨̋̾ͮͥͣ̎͋͂ͬ́҉̷̝̦̖͚͇̤̯M̵̛̰̣̖͍̜͙͕͎͒̊ͯͤ̈́͊ͤ͒̍̂I̵̪͎̯̞͎̖͍͖̠͔͊͆́̒̋ͨ̄͜͞N̷̛̺͕̱̻̯̞̦̰̦̬̫̰̺̮̤̎ͨͮ̐͒̉̎͠͞͠Ĕ̡͕̲̲͉̦͉͍̝̺͈̞͇̙̺͚̈̉̽ͨ̄͗͐̅́ͥ̈̈ͯ͊̀̚͟ͅ,̷̧̺̙̳̘̱̂̃̆͂͋͢͞ ̶̛̮̗̹͚͎̰̗͚̠̯͂̂̋ͪͭ̿̉ͤ͑̉͒̽̀̀̚͟F̶̡͍̬̜̥̤̞̬͎̻̰̆͛ͬ̇̅̉̓̉ͫ͞O͉̪̭͉͙̘͉̮͉̻̙͊͛ͯ̌̆̀ͤ͛͌̀̾̉ͤͯ̚͢͞͡Ṵ̧̳̟̜̜̭͍̜̪̤͎̻̳̓͊̓ͩ̏ͥ̍͂ͭ̑ͦͫ̍̔̀͜ͅĻ̻̠̱̩͚̞ͭ́̌̽ͧ̊͂ͣ͑͌̕͟͞ ̶̢͚̤̹̣͍̜ͦ̀̐̍̇̏ͮͬ͆ͯ̎̿ͣ͆̎̄̔̐͠ͅB̷̢̤͕͓̠̝̜̪̘̱ͧ̂̈́̇̌͊ͤ̾̒̽̆̓͞Ẹ̶̙̪̩̮̦̪̩̘̠̥̦̬̭̱͍̤̝ͦͭͬ̍̒̆ͨͪͫ̎̈͋ͥ́͞Â̛ͤ͐̍ͩ̋̌͜͠͏̶̘̣̠̳̬̟̮S̮̱͓̣̫̬̤̘̰͈͙͍̤̜͈̹̟̒̊̂͋ͬͧͤ̇͂͋̅̌̓̊̿ͣ͢͢T̵̬̜̰̩̮͙̞͚̱̬̙͈̘̲̞̣͖̤ͤͨ̃ͤ͋̀!̷̸̴̷͔̣̞̦͖̲̥̲̮̦̱͍̾͊̾͒̓ͮ̿̑͒̄͐̓̈ͩ̄ͧ̿̎̚ͅ>CUT OUT THE HEART OF THE BLOODSTAINED EATER
>CUT MY WAY OUT

[4] Heart removed. [4] Abdomen punctured. da_nang escaped.

Summon gilgamesh and enkidu.
[2] Nope. For future reference, who's Enkidu?

Join Lich with my old friends. Summon some more with pastry ring.
[3] You summon Squidward.

Pray to god of hats for my old body back and extra Hat-minion summoning power.
Utilise new hat summoning powers.
Also send hatlings to raid Slowpokes's shop and steal weaponry.

[4] You get a nice, tophatted body. [6] You summon some hostile beanies. [6-3] Despite the Honor Barriers, the Hatlings steal [6;82,61;78,26,2,82,2,41;17,50;28,93;32,2;2,98,100,62,27,91,31] a Wand of false life, a Scroll of fox's cunning And touch of fatigue, a Potion of barkskin +2, a Potion of remove paralysis, a Potion of cure light wounds, and (score!!) a +1 Silent Moves Light Fortification Chain Shirt! Not weapons, but that's one mighty fine chain shirt!

Battle the lich's enemies!
[6] You destroy all enemies of the lich! Starting with that idiot who beheaded him! Well, except those protected guys. But you kill a bunch of hats!

BOSS TURN:
The demilich and Knight Tiger decide to team up. [5+3v5+2] The demilich barely convinces Knight Tiger to join him rather than the other way around.
The gods decide to tussle with the Omnicidalists. [3+2+2v4+2+3] The gods beat up Yog-Sothoth.
GreatWyrmGold tries to end this madness! [4v1+infinity] He fails.

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Furtuka

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #121 on: January 13, 2013, 01:34:13 am »

Punch someone evil in the face
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TheZoomZoll

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #122 on: January 13, 2013, 02:17:44 am »

Do the fish rain dance.
Become neutral/unallied
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 02:34:46 am by TheZoomZoll »
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #123 on: January 13, 2013, 02:24:27 am »

"Okay, what the fuck. Seriously guys? You know better than to say da_nang's name; now he's here! And Yog-Sothoth: how did you get beat up? You are literally everything!
Ah well. Hey GWG. You the new GM?"

Fuse all the stars in the universe into one gigantic superstar. Charge a lazer with it's power and rip a hole in reality to the dimension my infinite children reside in.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2013, 02:27:13 am »

REBUILD LICH. STRONGER, FASTER, SEXIER EPICCER.
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scapheap

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #125 on: January 13, 2013, 04:23:48 am »

Create Faction: dragons

Call dragons to join the Faction
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da_nang

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #126 on: January 13, 2013, 04:27:32 am »

>FUSE THE ESSENCE OF THE HEART INTO THE SWORD, MAKE IT POWERFUL
>CONTINUE ASSAULT
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #127 on: January 13, 2013, 04:46:22 am »

((Well the only Ice/Ghost Pokemon that exists is a Froslass http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Froslass_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
So I guess the Ice Cream died and gave birth to my daughter?))
BECOME LOVING PARENT!
ASK DEMILICH TO RESURRECT MOTHER OF CHILD SO FROSLASS CAN HAVE A NORMAL CHILDHOOD AS THE OFFSPRING OF A GHOST POKEMON AND AN ICECREAM CONE!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #128 on: January 13, 2013, 08:20:32 am »

well that just had to happen didn't it

Bring out the ARMOR SHATTERER. Fire a salvo at TopHat.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #130 on: January 13, 2013, 11:02:21 am »

((Well the only Ice/Ghost Pokemon that exists is a Froslass http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Froslass_%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29
So I guess the Ice Cream died and gave birth to my daughter?))
Ayup, and she's a Froslass!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #131 on: January 13, 2013, 01:10:59 pm »

Equip the magic stuff.
Remove those honour barrier thingies.
Summon more hatlings.
Send current minions to sabotage creation of dragons faction
(EDIT) and send some others to sabotage Doomblade
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 05:43:42 pm by TopHat »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #132 on: January 13, 2013, 01:50:18 pm »

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2013, 02:06:20 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #133 on: January 13, 2013, 01:59:52 pm »

Be an ancient being from before the dawn of game. Be Betty White. Play country music.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #134 on: January 13, 2013, 02:03:34 pm »

Join Lich with Squidward. Upgrade villains after joining.
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