Respawn and join the old villains faction. Join the fight against the Lich's enemies.
[4] You respawn as a dragon.
Respawn. Rename Faction awesome mythological people. Ask Loki to join faction.
[6] "Sure!" The faction has a new leader.
Rename faction Omnicidalists again
T̕h͡a̶t̡ ͏dud̛e ̛i̵n͢ the ̢t̡ig̸e̛r a͏r͜mor͟. You̴ g͏ò kìĺl͟ ḩi͞m, an̷d́ Ì'҉l ͢hel͝p ͢b͡y calli͡ng̨ s͜o̶m͢e̶ óf̷ ̧m̛y ̢b̨u̕d҉s.
Call Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, and Nyarlathotep on conference call.
He͢y,̵ ̧guýs̕. Need́ so͟me hęlp̸ ͞h͝er̴é;̢ ͞I̵'m͠ ͘in̶ a͝ u͟nív͟ȩr̀s̀e͟ g͜eve͏rn͞ed by̛ di͡c͞ȩ ̸ro͏ll̴s. ̸
Yeáh̸, I͝'l̶l͟ ̴g̷i̕ve͡ ͝yo̵u҉ a̸ cu̢t͠ ̧ơf th҉e şo̧u͝l̢s. ̡
̴'Ka͝y̕.̛ ̀Jus̕t kil̡l t̴he͜ ̵g͠u̵y ̶in ͏th̶e t̛i̧g͝e͞r͡ ̢a͢rm̡or͠ fi̕r̵st͜,̢ ̶th͢en w͏e͟ ca̴n ̛com͡mm̡e̷nc͡e͞ ͞w̵ith̸ ̵t͞h̵e̸ s͠ch̶e̢d̀ul͜e̛d҉ d͘e҉moli̷t͜i͡on͝.͝
Drive the Eye of the Tiger or whatever he's called to having haemorrhages out of fear.
[5] They appear and suggest with varying levels of sarcasm that you also call up Cthulhu, da_nang, and some dholes.
CURSE YOU SATAN! YOU USED TO BE COOL!
Raise more zombies, form army of Undead warriors!
Okay, first off, remind me to sig that when this turn's done.
Second, [2] no zombies for you. Just ice cream.
Assimilate parts of the room and use them to crush the bunnies
[2] Nope. You do, however, assimilate ice cream.
respawn, I guess. MORE SMITING.
[6] Another successful heroic sacrifice!
Be a mature Cthulhu.
[6] You are an Elder Cthulhu.
You: "What's that? I can't hear you, sonny..."
Bite the lich in half.
(checks) Ah.
[5] The lich is now a semilich.
I SAID GOD OF HATS. I HATE YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!
So going to the OOC thread...
Pray to god of HATS for better body.
Make hats separate faction.
Destroy auto-correct
[4] You get turned into a Jagermonster. [1] You autocorrected into an Easternmost.
((seriously, that thing has been plaguing me since life begins at death. It started the beavergoating business, if that means anything to you.))
Nope.
"Go help the Lich more, my friends." Stay out of harm's way.
[1] "Sure thing!" The semilich convinces them to work for it permanently, before making them into more effective (and edgy) Anemonebob CylindricalPants and Patrick Brittlestar.
"The Lich again? Why can't you just erase yourself from time and space and be done with it. I can't be bothered with you while that traitorous furball still roams."
>GO ON A KILLING SPREE WITH MY SWORD ON THE KNIGHT TIGER'S SOLDIERS
[1] It begins and ends with the Bloodstained Eater. Who eats you.
>Town Merchants: set up weapon & weapon accessory shop outside tower
i'm not going to get directly involved in this
but capitalism, ho!
[6] Your unguarded shop full of powerful magic items in the middle of a battlefield populated by absurdly powerful people with minimal morals was surely a good idea! Right? [6] Everyone notices your shop, and ignores it because of the "Closed" sign on it.
RAISE ANYONE WHO IS DEAD ONTO THE LICH'S SIDE. PROCEED TO ATTACK A RANDOM HERO.
[3] There is now an anti-semilich running around. A hcilimes. You decide to classify the [4] Awesome Mythical People as heroes, and attack [6] Zeus. [3v6+3] This ends about as well as you'd expect.
BOSS TURN:
The semilich and Knight Tiger face off. [2+3v3+2] They shake the ground with feats of strength and magic but don't get much of anywhere.
A colossal golden dragon descends from the sky, interested and feeling like there's something vaguely wrong...like this isn't quite where, who, when, or what is supposed to happen.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Furtaka, Powerful Marscream golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
scapheap, Dragon
TheZoomZoll, Elder Cthulhu
GreatWyrmGold, golden dragon
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+2)
Bloodstained Eater
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with Battle Vestments
Leader: Loki (+3)
Persus13, Perseus
Achilles
Apollo (+3)
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)
Xantalos, Everyone's Least Favorite Omnicidal Maniac!
Azathoth, Contractor
Nyarlathotep, Contractor
Yog-Sothoth, Contractor
Leader: Semilich (+3)
Doomblade187, Dragon
Anemonebob Cylindricalpants (+1)
Patrick Brittlestar (+1)
Hcilimes
Leader: TopHat, Easternmost (+1)
50 Hatlings
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