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Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #135 on: January 13, 2013, 02:28:48 pm »

Imperial because Godwin's Law otherwise. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #136 on: January 13, 2013, 05:42:03 pm »

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.
Also send other hatlings to sabotage Doomblade's plans to sabotage my plans to sabotage the creation of the faction.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #137 on: January 13, 2013, 10:32:48 pm »

Punch someone evil in the face
[3] You punch Yog-Sothtoh in the knee.

Do the fish rain dance.
Become neutral/unallied

[3] A bigger fish hits some eldritch abomination in the face.

"Okay, what the fuck. Seriously guys? You know better than to say da_nang's name; now he's here! And Yog-Sothoth: how did you get beat up? You are literally everything!
Ah well. Hey GWG. You the new GM?"

Fuse all the stars in the universe into one gigantic superstar. Charge a lazer with it's power and rip a hole in reality to the dimension my infinite children reside in.
[1] You turn yourself into a star. This causes the eldritch abominations to glance at each other, swipe your metaphysical wallet, and wander away.

REBUILD LICH. STRONGER, FASTER, SEXIER EPICCER.
[4] You make a robotic body for the lich.

Create Faction: dragons
Call dragons to join the Faction

[6] All nearby dragons are drawn to your faction. Disagreements break out...

>FUSE THE ESSENCE OF THE HEART INTO THE SWORD, MAKE IT POWERFUL
>CONTINUE ASSAULT

[2-1] A fish hits you in the face! The fish is fused with your very form! So is the heart and the sword, making you a: Hearty Swordfish Monster! Ah ha ha!

BECOME LOVING PARENT!
ASK DEMILICH TO RESURRECT MOTHER OF CHILD SO FROSLASS CAN HAVE A NORMAL CHILDHOOD AS THE OFFSPRING OF A GHOST POKEMON AND AN ICECREAM CONE!
[1] You create a massive castle surrounded by a moat of lava and guarded by Charizards to protect your daughter, and give her a pet Houndoom (those are Fire/Dark, right?) for company. [3] The mechalich gives you some more ice cream. Needless to say, your (still-nameless) daughter does not have a normal childhood.

well that just had to happen didn't it
Bring out the ARMOR SHATTERER. Fire a salvo at TopHat.
[4] You have a...poorly-defined weapon! It seems to be some sort of ranged weapon which shoots four times! [6,1,3,6] You shoot TopHat twice, his hat once, and yourself once. The debreis and, um, radiation? from the shots merge with TopHat, making him a half-stone-golem. Who had his hat knocked off.

Continue to summon mythological heroes.
[1] You summon some mythological villains: Lucifer, Hera, and King Midas.

Equip the magic stuff.
Remove those honour barrier thingies.
Summon more hatlings.
Send current minions to sabotage creation of dragons faction
(EDIT) and send some others to sabotage Doomblade

[4+1-3-1] You strengthen the Honor Barriers! [6] You summon 60 hostile beanies! You have no living minions!

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.
[3] You create a new Villainous Dragons faction!

Be an ancient being from before the dawn of game. Be Betty White. Play country music.
((Glad you joined! How do you think the game is, so far?))
[3] It's not very good Country Music...

Join Lich with Squidward. Upgrade villains after joining.
[6] You use Squidward as fuel for the Mechalich! Squidward's ghost appears and [6v1+4] takes over the MechaLich! He starts a new Sane People faction!

Imperial because Godwin's Law otherwise. TO GLORIOUS BAAAAAAAAATTLE.
Good choice! [5] You slaughter some nameless mooks! And a fairly major antagonist: Cthulhu!

Sabotage TopHat's Plans, stay in the Villains faction instead of the dragons faction.
Also send other hatlings to sabotage Doomblade's plans to sabotage my plans to sabotage the creation of the faction.
Um, not only do you not have hatlings, Doomblade doesn't seem to be doing that.

BOSS TURN:
*counts* Seven factions...hey Spinal, how many were there when Xantalos formed the Omnicidalists?
The Villains and the Awesome Mythological People have a little get-together. [4+4v3+2] The Awesome Mythological People are convinced to join the Villains! Six factions now.

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Corai

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #138 on: January 13, 2013, 10:34:44 pm »

Leap at Squidward and attempt to grab MechaLich away from him.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #139 on: January 13, 2013, 10:36:22 pm »

Trap the gods inside my labtop computer bits using the magic programs from shin megami tensei
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #140 on: January 13, 2013, 11:14:25 pm »

Gather all the draconic factions an lead them into battle against the villains- now that the lich is gone, Knight Tiger is unprotected, along with his followers.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #141 on: January 14, 2013, 12:20:04 am »

Name daughter after her mother, Pistachio!

Hurl insults at Lucifer for his acts of douchebaggery from the top of the castle's walls while continuing to be an awesome father figure!

((And yes, Houndooms are indeed fire/dark types.  Dear God...)
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 12:34:00 am by GraveHaunter92 »
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #142 on: January 14, 2013, 02:13:31 am »

Gain such massive amounts of mass that everything in the universe is attracted to me and becomes part of me so that I am the biggest black hole ever.
Retain Omnicidalist faction.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #143 on: January 14, 2013, 04:25:31 am »

Damn.
Pick up hat
Summon hatlings not affected by honour barriers.
Take that shopkeeper's weapon and shoot him with it.
Failing that, just beat him to death.
Assisted by any summoned minions.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #144 on: January 14, 2013, 04:50:19 am »

>POWER UP ANNIHILATION BEAM IN MY SWORD (OR BILL OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED)
>FIRE AT ENEMIES
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #145 on: January 14, 2013, 07:40:03 am »

Use cthulhu powers of savestate to revert back to old intact self.
If that didn't work call bullshit on being grey in a black vs white war.
If that still didn't work QQ.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #146 on: January 14, 2013, 07:55:16 am »

Tell Loki that as the god of tricksters, he should backstab knight tiger and take control of the villains.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #147 on: January 14, 2013, 08:50:30 am »

Damn.
Pick up hat
Summon hatlings not affected by honour barriers.
Take that shopkeeper's weapon and shoot him with it.
Failing that, just beat him to death.
Assisted by any summoned minions.


FOOL TOPHAT INTO ASSAULTING KNIGHT TIGER INSTEAD OF SELF

START SELLING POPCORN ON THE SIDE
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #148 on: January 14, 2013, 10:33:24 am »

Become leader of the dragons.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #149 on: January 14, 2013, 09:10:12 pm »

MORE BATTLE.
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