ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
"Well, I thought I was done here, but apparently not. What form to take, what form, what form...
Take the form of a horrifying being that defies spacetime, logic, reason, and everything in general.
Approach the lich.
H͘e͘y͟ b͏u̢d. ͡No̢r͘mál̡l̢y I̛'d k̀ill y͜ou, b͠ut͜ ͠for͜ ̕n͞o͢ẁ ̵w̕e sh̕ou҉l͝d te͘am up a͏nd͏ k҉ill̷ th͜is Wh̵i͝t̡č T̕i̵ge҉r Pr̵i͞nce ͡ǫr̷ ͞ẃh͏o͠ever͝. ͘Y̷o̡u͢ ́i̶n͠?
((In case you couldn't tell, my old self from YAFB 1 has possessed me.))
((Wait, I though you were STILL your old self...))
[5-1] "Oh, my. Hello there...Sure. Kill where now?"
Continue summoning Greek Heroes. Then kill Lich.
[1] You summon Loki. [4v2+3] The lich draws its massive blade made of souls and slices your head off. Lethally.
Absorb the bunnies. Painfully.
[1] You get strapped down by them again.
Corai. Necromancer swordsman. (amidoingitright)
Walk out from behind the Lich. "Something is not right here. My liege, shall I murder these intruders?"
"Yeah, go ahead."
Apollo and Zeus debate. [5v2] The party ends.
"BULLSHIT!" SUMMON SATAN WITH HIS METAL BAND, RESURRECT PARTY WITH DARK GHOST SORCERY
[2] No such luck...
If I reset everything then why are we statues?
You set everything back to how it was when Spinal started his magnum opus.
Reset your Cthulhu-ness.
Reset again just to be sure
Reset yet again.
Wait for a while then RESET.
[6] You reset yourself to how you were at the Big Bang.
Roar a dragon' call for war.
Cough!
[2] You cough. Ice cream splorches out.
Why I no on list?
And why hats not separate faction?
Both you and the hatlings are on the Villains list.
pray to god of bats for my old body.
Send some hatlings to attack anyone attacking me or the Lich .
[6] You turn into a bat!
Repent, and serve the Knight Tiger by smiting his enemies.
[1v6] You perform an impromptu heroic sacrifice! The lich's tower is replaced with a huge crater. "Damn it..."
"Patrick, Spongebob, Lich needs your "help". He'll be your friend forevervif you help him"!
[5] You ploy works! They decide to bring in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! And a couple other, more competent superheroes.
Escape the inner planet/moat and battle and attack Knight Tiger.
[3] You throw a ball of ice cream at Knight Tiger!
BOSS TURN:
Knight Tiger [1+2v1] creams Doomblade. Don't throw an icecreamball at someone in a giant exosuit who happens to hate you.
The heroes choose to attack the lich! [6] Amazingly, they managed to be effective! However, this draws the ire of the lich and the hatlings, [4+3,5] who manage to kill several. Specifically, the lich beheads Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Aquaman in one slice, while the Hatlings kill the Wasp, Ant-Man, and the Ten-Eyed Man, making my TV Tropes research nullified.
No faction leader may have a bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Furtaka, Powerful Mars golem
GraveHaunter92, PokeGhost
Pufferfish, Shattered Statue
scapheap, Dragon
TheZoomZoll, Cthularva
tomio175, Statue of a Knight
Leader: Knight Tiger (High Priest to the Machine God; Battle Vestments; Animated Statue) (+2)
2 Miniature Super-Intelligent Genetically-Modified Bunnies
Bloodstained Eater
TopHat, Bat
Vorthon, Fallen Cleric with an Unpowered Exoskeleton
150 Hatlings
Achilles
Apollo (+3)
Bellerophon
Kratos (+1)
Zeus (+3)
Xantalos, Fleet of Reality-Warping Spaceships (-1 to Warping Reality)
Leader: Lich (+3)
Lieutenant: Corai (+1)
5 zombies
Spongebob
Patrick Star
15 rock monsters
Loki (+3)