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[RedKing]

Bob... Bob... bob...

Robert Mugabe?

YES. We can solve the national debt crisis, because within a few years hyperinflation will mean that $14 trillion will be pocket change. Literally. Plus, less need for gun control and more talk about machete control.

[Thecard]

I can't imagine Ron Paul would do a worse job than the two orphan murdering fucks.


Seriously, they'd both be arrested for premeditated murder of several children.

[misko27]

Plus, as my mom points out, he is a Obstrecian, and is therefore a doctor.

[Fenrir]

No, it's clearly, wait for it,
 
RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL.

And then the orphans had guns and weed.

[PTTG??]

Did anyone else hear some kind of squishing sound?

[misko27]

Did anyone else hear some kind of squishing sound?

If it's the sound of a enraged barry upset at the sound of progress The answer is yes

[Fenrir]

That is the sound of Bay12 rescuing orphans from a giant orphan crusher. No reason for alarm.

[Sheb]

PTW.

[RedKing]

Did anyone else hear some kind of squishing sound?

But House GOP sources told CNN that they think it increasingly unlikely they'll vote on the proposal before Tuesday.

Looks like Boehner has orphan blood all over him.

Here's the thing though:

The sticking point is $24 billion in spending cuts being sought by Republicans in place of deeper cuts that would automatically take effect at midnight, according to the source.

So let me get this straight...you guys can't agree to where to make $24 billion in cuts, and as a result we're going to have MORE than $24 billion in cuts. This is like one of those "choose which one to save and which one dies" scenarios, with the third option of "sit on your hands so that BOTH die". Gamers NEVER take that option. Obviously, there need to be more gamers in Congress.

[misko27]

If a deal is reached, does that mean FBI agents entered and took the children?

[Descan]

Bob... Bob... bob...

Robert Mugabe?

YES. We can solve the national debt crisis, because within a few years hyperinflation will mean that $14 trillion will be pocket change. Literally. Plus, less need for gun control and more talk about machete control.

The only problem with that is that he's possibly batshit insane.

Of course, that's only a possibility. Considering that, he might be better than what you have now.

Guarantee'd batshittery.

[miauw62]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[RedKing]

Bob... Bob... bob...

Robert Mugabe?

YES. We can solve the national debt crisis, because within a few years hyperinflation will mean that $14 trillion will be pocket change. Literally. Plus, less need for gun control and more talk about machete control.

The only problem with that is that he's possibly batshit insane.

Of course, that's only a possibility. Considering that, he might be better than what you have now.

Guarantee'd batshittery.

Oh, I think it's way beyond possibility for Mugabe. But you got to admit, there's no legislative gridlock in Zimbabwe. Not much of anything ELSE in Zimbabwe either, but....

[misko27]

Bob... Bob... bob...

Robert Mugabe?

YES. We can solve the national debt crisis, because within a few years hyperinflation will mean that $14 trillion will be pocket change. Literally. Plus, less need for gun control and more talk about machete control.

The only problem with that is that he's possibly batshit insane.

Of course, that's only a possibility. Considering that, he might be better than what you have now.

Guarantee'd batshittery.

But who wants guarenteed anything? Life is so dull when everything is perfect. Good thing 'bout merica is we can just toss out whatever particular batshitter isn't making us laugh and toss up another one.

[GreatWyrmGold]

That is the sound of Bay12 rescuing orphans from a giant orphan crusher. No reason for alarm.

I really do wish our little forum could change what Congress was doing.
Send Congress an ultimatum: SOLVE THE FISCAL CLIFF OR WE'RE SHOOTING WASHINGTON, DC, WITH SUPERSONIC RAILCANNONS!

Bob... Bob... bob...

Robert Mugabe?

YES. We can solve the national debt crisis, because within a few years hyperinflation will mean that $14 trillion will be pocket change. Literally. Plus, less need for gun control and more talk about machete control.

The only problem with that is that he's possibly batshit insane.
Of course, that's only a possibility. Considering that, he might be better than what you have now.
Guarantee'd batshittery.

But who wants guarenteed anything? Life is so dull when everything is perfect. Good thing 'bout merica is we can just toss out whatever particular batshitter isn't making us laugh and toss up another one.

Yup. Democracy in action. The worst system of government except for the ones that are even worse.