THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN XI
393REDS+3AFVS+31RESV177GRES+22AFVSV50FJRSV92PRAS
Komra tries to take over the heart of gold! (4) he enters to spaceship, and finds the bridge and a 'new owner's manual'
Scapheap re-appears! (3) he trips and smashes his head open on a rock. Respawn? ((hint, hint))
Onyxjew rebuilds the red tank division! (6) he rebuilds all the scrap, and two of the still-operational RED tanks, into a giant model of a squid.
Emral helps Onyxjew! (1) Onyx builds a massive model of a squid. Emral decides it looks disgusting, tries to take it down. it promptly falls over, crushing Emral, Onyxjew, fifteen other reds and six greens.
GWG Explubercharges someone! (5) a Greenshirt explodes, scaring his three mates who decide to run for it.
Frostbyte gets some goddamn artillery! (4) the reds bring forward a heavy mortar section.
Persus calls in... Someone! (1) his officers think he's gone nuts and send him to a mental asylum, taking command themselves.
..................... (1)
Firiey finds the enemy artillery! (1) he finds and destroys a section of heavy mortars hiding behind the RED lines, sneakily disguised by being painted RED, and crewed by 'REDs'!
Donuts makes a shit thrower! (6) he builds a massive catapult, loads some shit, but stands at the wrong end, and is catapulted instead of the shit. He dies on impact with a Green.
Pufferfish recruits the demons! (6) he persuades all the demons to be his slaves. All of them. ALL OF THEM! SO MANY DEMONS. SO MANY DEMONS! SO MANY - Math Error. Initializing clean up procedure..... Clean up finished. Cause of error terminated. Have a nice day.
Ggamer respawns with a melee weapon! (2) rifles count, don't they?
Kahn keeps on seducing! (6) she makes everyone love her, but then slips on a banana peel and dies. Everyone is in mourning.
Tomio starts another dance party! (1) a hasty addition to the Geneva convention gets him executed.
GrizzlyAdams joins the battle, while riding a bear! (6) he Enters, pursued by a rabid bear.
Alamoes spawns and digs a trench! (1) he digs through the spawner's power line. It's lights go out.
Geen, Trekkie, and Someone re-dissipate mid-spawning. Some idiot must have turned the power off.
GREEN REACTION! (2)
Greens 18 & 19 try to get a MG nest set up! (5) they drag some sandbags, barbed wire, and a tool kit and have soon set up in a ruined building.
Green 9 carries on engaging the resistance! (4) he takes out one.
RED ARMOUR! (1)
The last tank defiantly fires on the Greens! (5) it takes out a tank, with a few Greenshirts being taken out by shrapnel.
GREEN ARMOUR! (3)
One tank avenges its fallen ally! (1) it gets stuck in a ditch, and is easy meat for RED anti-tank teams
A second fires on the remaining RED tank!(5) it is smashed apart
A third tries to run down some infantry! (1) it suffers a similar fate to the first one.
AIR BATTLE!
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The Red Air Force slowly wins out.
FALLSCHIRMJÄGER! (4)
The first officer and his men try to break through to the store room! (5) they get in and arm themselves with modern equipment.
The second orders his men to break through and enter the depot! (2) the assault fails, and he loses half-a-dozen troops. They kill a few Reds, though.
The third officer's men also arm themselves with modern weapons! (4) they do so.
A group of soldiers sets up an air-dropped light gun! (4) they (also) do so.
PARATROOPERS! (2)
An officer orders his men to set up defensive positions in the town! (4) they take over and fortify the outlying houses.
The sniper attempts to take out GREEN officers! (5) he spots a Brigadier heading in in his staff car and takes him out of the equation.
IID! (4) it begins raining mushrooms.
END TURN STATUS!
364REDS+30RESV162GRES+20AFVSV44FJRSV92PRAS