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Fr0stByt3

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #630 on: March 26, 2013, 06:23:47 pm »
Get some goddamn artillery! And fire it! In their FACES!!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #631 on: March 26, 2013, 08:15:33 pm »
"Gentlemen. We shall need reinforcements to counter the red menace. Call in Joseph McCarthy!"
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #632 on: March 26, 2013, 08:30:17 pm »
Using a complicated time travel gambit understandable only to an advanced AI, involving temporarily becoming a bowl of petunias at high altitude, reappear in android body disguised as historical figure.

Inferior organic logic != able to understand why plan works.
Man < Machine

(Say, since I rolled a 1, shouldn't that have resulted in some spectacular failure despite me not existing? Rolling a 2 is when nothing happens. Still, can't imagine how much a nonexistent entity could fail.)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #633 on: March 26, 2013, 09:01:56 pm »
(You could have come into existence as something the opposite of what you wanted to be.)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #634 on: March 27, 2013, 12:45:25 am »
Go and find enemy artillery positions.
Wee, WWII soldiers owning future tech guys.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #635 on: March 27, 2013, 07:14:55 am »
Make a shit thrower. Make it shoot shit on fire. THEN FIRE AT WILL!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #636 on: March 27, 2013, 07:56:19 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on March 27, 2013, 12:45:25 am
Go and find enemy artillery positions.
Wee, WWII soldiers owning future tech guys.
World War II soldiers?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #637 on: March 27, 2013, 09:31:59 am »
Those ARE British and German troops directly from WWII.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #638 on: March 27, 2013, 09:52:25 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on March 27, 2013, 12:45:25 am
Go and find enemy artillery positions.
Wee, WWII soldiers owning future tech guys.
As Kipling once said, 'a boy with a ten rupee rifle can kill you just as dead as a soldier with the latest hardware.' (I probably botched that quote up, didn't I)
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #639 on: March 27, 2013, 03:30:54 pm »
Recruit demons. Storm the planet.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #640 on: March 27, 2013, 05:33:45 pm »
That was annoying.

Reclone with effective melee weapon. Tear up dem' greens.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #641 on: March 28, 2013, 01:28:15 pm »
KEEP ON SEDUCING! I WILL WIN EVENTUALLY!.
« Last Edit: April 05, 2013, 02:19:07 am by kahn1234 »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #642 on: March 30, 2013, 03:42:24 am »
Respawn, ANOTHER DANCE PARTY IT IS!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #643 on: March 31, 2013, 11:04:13 am »
I kill whoever is is closest to me!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #644 on: April 04, 2013, 04:26:33 am »
Join battle. Additionally, spawn whilst riding a tame bear.
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