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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #480 on: February 03, 2013, 08:58:05 pm »
Respawn, charge Green lines.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #481 on: February 03, 2013, 09:34:53 pm »
Snag the Medigun I had towards the end of the last game, the one that works.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #482 on: February 03, 2013, 11:57:21 pm »
Jam rib down the throat of the nearest Green.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #483 on: February 04, 2013, 12:59:24 am »
Excellent. Modify the AirConditioning Unit Mk-130 to spew poisonous gasses >: D
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #484 on: February 04, 2013, 02:51:23 am »
No flamer, eh?

Kill a green with nearest useful object.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #485 on: February 04, 2013, 05:37:23 am »
Make it seem like I am a higher rank then the guy on the other end. Act insulted that he would
even ask me for the code and once again demand the location of the green spawners.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #486 on: February 04, 2013, 07:03:31 am »
Call in more napalm on the greens. There is never enough napalm.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #487 on: February 04, 2013, 02:05:54 pm »
Take some resistance fighters and hijack a green tank.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #488 on: February 04, 2013, 02:07:42 pm »
Respawn with holy bacon, "commandeer" another enemy tank.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #489 on: February 04, 2013, 02:18:08 pm »
UPGRADE PIAT. FIRE AT GREENS.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #490 on: February 04, 2013, 02:26:52 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on February 04, 2013, 02:18:08 pm
UPGRADE PIAT. FIRE AT GREENS.
Don't you dare hitting my new tank!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #491 on: February 04, 2013, 02:55:21 pm »
Quote from: tomio175 on February 04, 2013, 02:26:52 pm
Quote from: miauw62 on February 04, 2013, 02:18:08 pm
UPGRADE PIAT. FIRE AT GREENS.
Don't you dare hitting my new tank!
Screw you, I've been trying 5 turns to upgrade this thing.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #492 on: February 06, 2013, 06:16:14 pm »
THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN V

  364REDS+16AFVS+40RESV256GRES+35AFVS


Kingquest fires at tanks! (3) a Green tank commander topples from his cupola.
Corai regenerates his leg! (5) Sandvich powers activate! NEW LEG GET! AND A SPARE!
Persus calls in air support! (6) He commits the Green's entire air reserves on the planet. This causes the Red Air Force to do the same.
Scapheap gets led back to battle! (3) "Oh, that battle. It ended half a day ago, mate."
Aerie joins the battle, to scream and flail! (1) he gets wrapped in a straight jacket and dragged off by RED army doctors.
Fireiy calls a bomb drop! (4) fighter-bomber coming. I it survives the maelstrom that'll soon begin overhead...
Onyxjew MAGMA FISTs! (6) he punches a Green tank to ashes. But his fists melt.
Dirg protests! (4) the MPs are to busy dealing with Kingfisher to notice just yet.
Benjamaru kills Green 4! (2) he can't bring himself to abandon his sword.
HugoAI captures the hill! (4) they are at the hill.
Misko blows up tanks! (6) he kills a tank, but gets his AA weapons requisitioned.
Doomblade charges the Greens! (6) he heroically charges in, only stopping on the far side of he battle field.
GWG uses his old Medigun! (6) he blows three Reds into gory chunks. Remember to check the power gauge next time!
Rabidgam kills with his rib! (4) he stabs it though some Green's throat.
Donuts mods the aircon! (4) it can now release tear gas.
Pufferfish improvises! (6) he kills two greens with the nearest useful object, his ripped-out spine, before realising that he's dead.
Kingquest bluffs! (6) If you are truly the MegaGreenSectorCommanda, why are you calling from a RED device?
Kingfisher calls in napalm! (4) Again, if air superiority is won.
!!scientist!! hijacks a tank! (3) he gathers a small gang of resistance fighters, but fails to do anything useful.
Tomio wants a bacon-tank! (6) he makes a massive bacon-tank, which he then sacrifices to the Gods of Bacon!

Miauw upgrades the PIAT! (5) he gives it a nice laser-sight. While simultaneously fending off green 4.

GREEN REACTION! (6)

Green 4 grapples for the PIAT! (5) he wrests it out of Miauw's grasp and smashes him in the face with it.
Green 6 gets up! (2) nope. Headache.
Green 7 spots again! (5) the Howitzers are now more accurate! Perminantly
Green 9 shoots reds! (5) Misko and Dirg are killed.
Green 10 calls in AA! (3) doesn't work.
Green 11 tries to put out the napalm! (5) it works. Somehow. The flames near him begin to recede.



RED ARMOUR! (1)
A red tank fires! (5) a Green tank bites the dust!

GREEN ARMOUR! (3)
The green tank commander commandeers the commanderless tank! (4) He climbs in through the top hatch.
Another Green tank attempts to re-gain control! (3) the driver attempts and fails to Hotwire his own tank.
A final tank blasts away! (5) it avenges its recently-deceased fellow.

GREEEN MORTAR! (5)
Corai is oblisterated. Mission accomplished.

GREEN HOWITZER STRIKE! (4+1-1)
The first shell (5) lands between two tanks, killing both and a red infantryman.
The second (1) explodes early, destroying the third mid-flight.
The final shell (3) tears a resistance fighter in half.

BATTLE IN THE SKIES!
(6V6

The sky is filled with trails of smoke, fire and tracer rounds as the two air forces clash above the main battleground. Both sides are still flying in a stalemate, despite massive losses.

FALLING BLAZING WRECKAGE! (4)
A total of 15 on each side die from the aforementioned, including Green 7 (he was standing on the hill. Idiot.) and Fireiy.

BIGAVIG'S VENGEANCE! (3) The jeep which Kingfisher and Kingquest stole comes under heavy fire from MP units.

THE FIRE SPREADS! (5) IT'S SPREADING! ABOUT A QUARTER OF THE BATTLEFIELD IS ON FIRE NOW!


END TURN STATUS!
    341REDS+13AFVS+39RESV239GRES+32AFVS
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #493 on: February 06, 2013, 06:20:38 pm »
Build time machine and go back to the battle.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #494 on: February 06, 2013, 06:33:34 pm »
I think you got me and AKingsQuest confused in that last bit.

> Debug, dehack, and/or recalibrate turrets to return normal green-killing functionality; upgrade them with bone cannons based off of KloneBone SMGs' design.
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