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Benjamaru

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #465 on: February 02, 2013, 10:51:00 pm »
Does my sword still to function as a gun? Maybe if I roll well enough on my upgrade it'll be a BFS/RPG!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #466 on: February 03, 2013, 05:44:06 pm »
THE RECLAIMAITION OF SANTLOS I - TURN IV
         366REDS+17AFVS+40RESV261GRES+40AFVS

Scapheap calls high command! (4) he finds a still-intact radio!
Tomio commandeers an AFV! (6) he leaps aboard a Green tank, then obliterates the entire thing with holy bacon! With him in it!
Komra duel-wields! (4) he shoots a green with a masterfully-crafted Klone Bone shurikan-thing, menacing with spikes of Klone Bone
Pufferfish summons a FLAMMAH! (3) maybe later. Not yet.
GWG tries to escape! (1) they tighten and throttle him. Again.
Corai disguises himself! (2) he only has his red shirt.
Persus orders the farmhouse flattened! (5) the howitzer battery opens up. And a special morter shell is aimed at Corai.
HugoAI hijacks tanks! (5) two tanks of each side are hijacked.
Kingquest calls the Green commander! (3) Persus smells a trick and asks your identification number.
Onyxjew fires plasma! (3) ERROR- NO PLASMA WEAPON IN INVENTORY.
Doomblade unjams the MG! (1) it explodes, killing him.
Fireiy scouts around! (6) he scouts the entire area. Then realises that he forgot to take notes.
Misko fires at the tanks! (2) the PIAT in the hands of Green 4
Dirg gives a rousing speech! (2) "remember, Redshirts, that your job is to die messily to save the main characters!" surprisingly, it doesn't work.
Kingfisher flips off the high marshal! (4) Bigavig looks annoyed.
Donuts calls in an AC-130 (4) he gets an AirConditioning unit MK130
Miauw steals back the PIAT! (4) he grabs it and runs.
Benjamaru recovers his BFS (6) he pulls it out, swinging it straight through a Green sneaking up from behind, getting it stuck in his body.
!!scientist!! updates the AI! (5) it now knows the difference between colours.

GREEN REACTION! (5)
Green 3 leaps out the farmhouse! (3) he gets half-stuck in a window
Green 4 wants his PIAT back! (3) he and Miauw start grappling with it.
Green 6 wakes up! (3) his eyes flicker open. He has a helluva headache though
Green 7 spots for the Howitzers! (1) he confuses the crews, who thus fail to fire.
Green 9 fires at the Reds! (1) he accidentally shoots Green 3, whose two halves fall on both sides of the window.

RED AFVS! (3)
A tank fires at that kill-scoring Green tank! (4) the tank is destroyed, but the commander makes it out.
Another one tries to override the autopilot! (4) the driver switches to manual.
A final tank a-fires at the enemy armour! (4) In a surprising display of competence, another Green tank dies.

GREEN AFVS! (2)
The tank commander commandeers another tank! (2) he wisely ducks back behind the wreckage.
Another fires at the Red tanks! (2) it misses.

MORTER!
(3) one of Corai's legs is blown off.

LA RESISTANCE! (4)
Five Greens are killed

END TURN STATUS!
          364REDS+16AFVS+40RESV256GRES+35AFVS
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #467 on: February 03, 2013, 05:48:36 pm »
> Continue firing KloneBone SMGs at enemy armor, looking for weak points on their mobility structures (treads, whatever)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #468 on: February 03, 2013, 05:49:08 pm »
Regenerate my leg by eating a sandvich I stole from some fat man with a minigun I backstabbed earlier. Go find enemy howitzers and sap them.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #469 on: February 03, 2013, 05:50:17 pm »
call in air support on kingsquest's location, then tell him that air support is on the way to his location
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #470 on: February 03, 2013, 05:54:16 pm »
Get led back to the battle by high command
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #471 on: February 03, 2013, 05:58:15 pm »
Scream and flail about haphazardly.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #472 on: February 03, 2013, 06:44:20 pm »
Call a bomb drop on the enemy tanks./b]
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #473 on: February 03, 2013, 06:47:20 pm »
Punch a tank with magma fist.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #474 on: February 03, 2013, 07:17:06 pm »
Begin protesting the war and the poor work enviroment!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #475 on: February 03, 2013, 07:40:43 pm »
Can't a guy swing his giant blade without bitches getting stuck on it?(gigedy)
Not caring there is a dude stuck on my BFS, I help Miauw by KILLING GREEN 4!!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #476 on: February 03, 2013, 08:29:19 pm »
E-E-E-Error. I-I-I-nferior democratic and c-c-c-ommunist organics detected.

Move tanks to capture hill. O-O-Organics will assume the tanks from their s-s-ide are doing so.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #477 on: February 03, 2013, 08:30:04 pm »
Use original gun to blow up tanks.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #478 on: February 03, 2013, 08:31:37 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on February 03, 2013, 08:30:04 pm
Use original gun to blow up tanks.
Mine or just Green?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #479 on: February 03, 2013, 08:34:45 pm »
Quote from: HugoLuman on February 03, 2013, 08:31:37 pm
Quote from: misko27 on February 03, 2013, 08:30:04 pm
Use original gun to blow up tanks.
Mine or just Green?
Green.
 
I have TWO AA guns at this point. One is mounted. I WILL BLOW SOME SHIT UP NOW.
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