THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN VI
341REDS+13AFVS+39RESV239GRES+32AFVS
Scapheap builds a time machine! (6) he builds a time machine shaped like a blue police phone box that's bigger on the inside than the outside. The BBC takes him to court.
Komra recalibrates the turrets! (2) he has no idea how to do that.
GWG has a cunning plan! (5) two Greens explodate
Pufferfish uses his spine! (3) he finds it.
Fireiy tries to find the enemy artillery! (3) they appear to be somewhere behind the Green lines of defence.
Kingquest bluffs! (2) his radio set is pumped full of holes. Stupid MPs.
Persus orders a fighter-bomber! (1) unfortunately, the Green fighter bombers were practically wiped out last turn.
Corai tries to find the traitor! (3) nope. No idea where he could be.
HugoAI tries to eject the pilots! (6) lots of planes crash into each other or begin falling out of the skies. The High Commands on both sides notice and send in re-programming teams.
Onyxjew upgrades the spawner! (2) "I'm sorry, but you don't have the proper authorisation to do that."
Benjamaru recovers his BFS! (3) he half pulls it out whilst insulting Green 4's mother.
Misko wants explosives! (5) he gets some! Correction - he gets a lot.
Doomblade attacks from behind! (4) he shoots a Green in the back of his head.
Kingfisher defends the jeep! Against his own side! (1) a grenade blows up the jeep, with both him and Kingquest in it.
Donuts releases the tear gas! (3) it isn't very effective for some reason...
Tomio makes a request from the Gods of Bacon! (4) they give him a small glider made of bacon.
Rabidgam is in a fell mood! (3) he isn't strong enough to rip a spine out. So he settles for a thigh bone spear instead.
TopHat apologises! (3) sorry it's late.
Persus calls off his goons! (5) goons called off.
GWG has a suggestion! (3) maybe. I'll look it up.
GREEN REACTION! (6)
Green 4 fires his PIAT! (2) after all that, the PIAT was out of ammunition.
Green 6 again tries to get up! (2) nope. Still got a headache.
Green 9 fires on the resistance! (3) he wings a fighter.
Green 10 wants a better gun! (3) he gets another rifle.
Green 11 calls in a missile team! (2) I lied!
Green 12 rushes a tank! (4) he leaps onto the side of a Red tank.
RED ARMOUR! (2)
A tank fires! (6) it takes out a Green tank and three infantry, but the tank gun overheats, cooking off the magazine.
Another tank opens up on the infantry! (5) four Greenshirts are obliterated.
GREEN ARMOUR! (1)
The recently re-commandeered tank fires! (2) the new commander argues with the crew a bit.
BATTLE FOR THE SKIES! CONTINUED!
(2V4)
The Green airforce slowly, but surely, gains the upper hand.
THE FIRE SPREADS! (6)
FULLY A HALF OF THE FEILD IS ON FIRE NOW!
GUESS WHO ARE BACK! (5)
Blue vets. Resourcefulness roll! (6)
The 25 Blueshirt survivors from the first battle are here. And they have all got specialist weaponry. And I mean all of them. Not a single one still has the standard-issue rifle anymore.
(Sgt.) Blue 1 leads the charge! (2) he graciously decides to let someone else go first.
Blue 6 has a sub machine gun! (2) he misses.
Blue 9 snipes! (5) his beutifully modified sniper rifle barks and Corai and Misko fall to the ground.
Blue 13 has a grenade launcher! (5) a fragmentation grenade takes out three reds
Blue 16 has a flamethrower! (3) he scorches a bush.
END TURN STATUS!
335REDS+12AFVS+39RESV229GRES+31AFVS+25BLUS