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Author Topic: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure  (Read 4357 times)

anailater

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Add In some hummus and we have a deal.
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At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
So how are you today?

Ottofar

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>Ask for more, saying that you need them to pay the electrical bills for your supercomputer that will search the leaker.
Then tell them that your supercomputer exploded and praise your enemy. Add In some hummus and we have a deal.




Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)



The lights turn back on. You can actually see something now.

Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)

You hope that the guy on the other end didn't realize you don't actually have ever had a supercomputer. Then you proceed to wonder why the telephone and the screens worked. You shrug and mutter something about wizards.

hops

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Get out of the office, out of the building, and call a cab to go to Physiocorp. You need suspects.
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Ottofar

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>Get out of the office, out of the building, and call a cab to go to Physiocorp. You need suspects.



You leave your OFFICE, and start to make your way outside, when suddenly you spot someone in the hallway. Could it be...?



Yeah. It's ROBERT RANSACKSBALLS in all his wobbly glory. You hate him so much. Him and his STRANGELY ELASTIC ARMS.

Do you proceed?
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Graknorke

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>Protect own balls from ransacking.
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anailater

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> Tie him up with his elastic arms.
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DrPoo

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> Work on a chill monologue or REALLY WEIRD PICKUP LINES REFERRING TO YOUR COVERUP NAME.

Duke Nukem esque catchphrases would also be cool.

Otherwise GO IN A DRUG FUELLED RAGE AND TURN INTO A SANTACRAFTIAN HORROR
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Graknorke

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>"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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flame99

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Form into Cthulu and drive him to insanity with your face
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notquitethere

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Say "Here's lookin' at you kid." and quickly make your way to Physiocorp.
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IronyOwl

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>WITTY REPLY:

...

"Hey Bob, how's it bobbing?"

I don't know.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

hops

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Tackle him and send him rolling down the streets.
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miauw62

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>Find nearby sharp object
>Throw
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 01:26:39 pm by miauw62 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Throw the gun, then?
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