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Author Topic: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure  (Read 4359 times)

Digital Hellhound

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Re: You are an entity in a possibly minimalist RTD: The paint adventure
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2012, 06:02:44 pm »

>Move to RTD subforum due to your new nature.
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Nirur Torir

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Re: You are an entity in a possibly minimalist RTD: The paint adventure
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2012, 06:05:04 pm »

>Become a kobold.
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Re: You are an entity in a possibly minimalist RTD: The paint adventure
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2012, 06:06:09 pm »

NO!
Become a Man-Of-War Man
use long tendrils to ensnare prey
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Re: You are an entity in a possibly minimalist RTD: The paint adventure
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2012, 06:12:19 pm »

>Move to RTD subforum due to your new nature.

You fail to move to RTD subforum, because you're not really an RTD.




You look uncannily like a certain SLEUTH OF PROBLEMS. This is not true however; in reality you are a KOBOLD.

You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

What do you do?

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Check out those asshole Koblods with offices on your floor.
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Graknorke

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>Quickly retrieve arms from coat.
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Ottofar

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>Quickly Retrieve arms from coat



You retrieve OL' BENJAMIN from your pocket.


>Check out those asshole Koblods with offices on your floor



You turn to your OBSERVATION SCREENS. They appear to be off. Also, you should fix that one screen sometime.

Graknorke

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>Supply power to screens.
>Observe screens.
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Fix screen by shooting it.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Fix screen without shooting it.
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Araph

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Fix screen without shooting it, then find your phone. Practice answering it in a hard-boiled manner.
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Check under your hat!
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Graknorke

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>Check INVENTORY for items to fix screen with.
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Be contacted by a certain omniscient puppet demon with cueball head.
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>Ignore all MSPA references and carve your own path to kobold fame and kobold glory.
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