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Author Topic: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure  (Read 4355 times)

anailater

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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #45 on: December 29, 2012, 10:50:37 am »
Add In some hummus and we have a deal.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #46 on: December 29, 2012, 11:11:08 am »
>Ask for more, saying that you need them to pay the electrical bills for your supercomputer that will search the leaker.
Then tell them that your supercomputer exploded and praise your enemy. Add In some hummus and we have a deal.



Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)



The lights turn back on. You can actually see something now.

Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)

You hope that the guy on the other end didn't realize you don't actually have ever had a supercomputer. Then you proceed to wonder why the telephone and the screens worked. You shrug and mutter something about wizards.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2012, 11:14:01 am »
Get out of the office, out of the building, and call a cab to go to Physiocorp. You need suspects.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #48 on: December 29, 2012, 11:34:23 am »
>Get out of the office, out of the building, and call a cab to go to Physiocorp. You need suspects.



You leave your OFFICE, and start to make your way outside, when suddenly you spot someone in the hallway. Could it be...?



Yeah. It's ROBERT RANSACKSBALLS in all his wobbly glory. You hate him so much. Him and his STRANGELY ELASTIC ARMS.

Do you proceed?
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #49 on: December 29, 2012, 12:41:08 pm »
>Protect own balls from ransacking.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #50 on: December 29, 2012, 01:22:19 pm »
> Tie him up with his elastic arms.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #51 on: December 29, 2012, 06:54:38 pm »
> Work on a chill monologue or REALLY WEIRD PICKUP LINES REFERRING TO YOUR COVERUP NAME.

Duke Nukem esque catchphrases would also be cool.

Otherwise GO IN A DRUG FUELLED RAGE AND TURN INTO A SANTACRAFTIAN HORROR
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #52 on: December 29, 2012, 07:00:21 pm »
>"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #53 on: December 29, 2012, 07:13:26 pm »
Form into Cthulu and drive him to insanity with your face
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #54 on: December 29, 2012, 07:41:13 pm »
Say "Here's lookin' at you kid." and quickly make your way to Physiocorp.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #55 on: December 29, 2012, 08:11:36 pm »
>WITTY REPLY:

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"Hey Bob, how's it bobbing?"

I don't know.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #56 on: December 29, 2012, 08:38:39 pm »
Tackle him and send him rolling down the streets.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2012, 12:46:10 pm »
>Find nearby sharp object
>Throw
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2012, 01:23:24 pm »
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2012, 01:25:28 pm »
Throw the gun, then?
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