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[Harry Baldman]

Find a way to telepathically control triangle swarms.

[Tavik Toth]

Grow into adult and see if on lurra

[ShadowDragon]

Do Trigons bidding.

[Persus13]

Act in a play about how I have helped the universe.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Lead the rebellion. Rage against the heavens.

No one can even understand the cockroach.

Transform into The Thing
Search for something to assimilate

[5] You become a magical Thing. [6] You find YHWH, who turns you into a little girl and sends you home. You were a nice thing, so I made you the daughter of an important human family. Try not to screw up this time...

Forge a masterwork sword.

[3] You forge a crude sword. Not your best work. Well, it is, but still.

>Be anti-human jesus. Baby jesus.
>Imply this is regular RTD now.

[5] People believe you are the Son of their God. And no, still minimalist! Just very complicated minimalist.

Attempt to regain immortality via unholy alliance with pantaloons!

[2-1] They just eat you. YHWH puts you in the form of a dog.

Find a way to telepathically control triangle swarms.

[4-1] You can control them if they're nearby and you just want them to kill something.

Grow into adult and see if on lurra

[3] You grow into an adolescent. You're on Huma's moon, actually, which is being invaded by demons.

Do Trigons bidding.

I'M GLAD YOU ACCEPTED MY OFFER.

Act in a play about how I have helped the universe.

[3] It's a mediocre job at best.

GM TURN:
The Pantaloons rampage across Lurra, killing [2] a couple dozen people.
The demons send in 5,000 Filth Demons against Huma's moon, [2] causing a siege. They also try to corrupt the zombies; [3] 50 million are now Death Daemons. Oy vey, the demons have a new source of minions...They also head through the wormhole to Sanctuary, [4v1] corrupting the 28 Persean Devas there into Persean Devils, which are much the same but evil, and conquer the crustacean people.
Trigon gives missions to his most powerful servants. ShadowDragon is to [5] go to Mobius and stop the demons from corrupting the Osmites.
YHWH shakes His head. He also creates Heaven.

[Tavik Toth]

Become adult.
thank YHWH for..something good.
also, help defend against deamons.

[Harry Baldman]

Become leader of Mobius-Osmites through use of my limited swarm control. Murder lots and lots of demons in holy crusade afterwards.

[ShadowDragon]

Make antidemon field around Mobius.

[Doomblade187]

Forge a masterpiece sword. Sell/give to leader to curry favor.

[Vorthon]

Become catperson on the human homeworld. Become celebrity because of exotic nature.

[Furtuka]

Respawn as a human

[Persus13]

Pray to YHWH and ask him to stop the corruption of my greatest creation the Persean Devas because they were supposed to bring balance to the demons.

[misko27]

Wait, isn't YHWH Jehovah? STONE THEM. STONE THEM ALL.
>Preach the Word of our lord after getting a bit older of course.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Become adult.
thank YHWH for..something good.
also, help defend against deamons.

[6] You become an old man. [2] I don't buy it.[/color] [2] You don't help.

Become leader of Mobius-Osmites through use of my limited swarm control. Murder lots and lots of demons in holy crusade afterwards.

The Osmites aren't triangles. [5] You convince the triangles to kill a bunch of demons, though.

Make antidemon field around Mobius.

[3] You inscribe a spell of warding around both side of Mobius. That should keep the demons away. Except the weak or really string ones. And it won't help with the daemons and mortal servants. It's a start.

Forge a masterpiece sword. Sell/give to leader to curry favor.

[6] You unleash a laugh, fell and terrible! Your chief seems impressed. (Incidentally, I've decided you're an antihuman, because they're the ones most likely to use swords.)

Become catperson on the human homeworld. Become celebrity because of exotic nature.

You're already a catperson, but you [6] make it to Huma! Oh, wait, that's where the zombies and a bunch of daemons and demons are.

Respawn as a human

[1] You are now a mite.

Pray to YHWH and ask him to stop the corruption of my greatest creation the Persean Devas because they were supposed to bring balance to the demons.

What are you talking about?

Wait, isn't YHWH Jehovah? STONE THEM. STONE THEM ALL.
>Preach the Word of our lord after getting a bit older of course.

[2] You're not old enough to talk yet.

GM TURN:
The demons [3] convert about 50 million more zombies into Death Daemons, [3v1+1] start to retake Lurra from Trigon, and ship about 75 million Death Daemons to Sanctuary.
Trigon [5+1v3] beats back the demons and sends troops to guard Mobius.
The triangles [4] kill many demons and the like.
YHWH [1+3v5] fails to banish Trigon. He then banishes the triangles.

[Furtuka]

Respawn as a sentient creature