Lead the rebellion. Rage against the heavens.
No one can even understand the cockroach.
Transform into The Thing
Search for something to assimilate
[5] You become a magical Thing. [6] You find YHWH, who turns you into a little girl and sends you home.
You were a nice thing, so I made you the daughter of an important human family. Try not to screw up this time...Forge a masterwork sword.
[3] You forge a crude sword. Not your best work. Well, it is, but still.
>Be anti-human jesus. Baby jesus.
>Imply this is regular RTD now.
[5] People believe you are the Son of their God. And no, still minimalist! Just very complicated minimalist.
Attempt to regain immortality via unholy alliance with pantaloons!
[2-1] They just eat you. YHWH puts you in the form of a dog.
Find a way to telepathically control triangle swarms.
[4-1] You can control them if they're nearby and you just want them to kill something.
Grow into adult and see if on lurra
[3] You grow into an adolescent. You're on Huma's moon, actually, which is being invaded by demons.
Do Trigons bidding.
I'M GLAD YOU ACCEPTED MY OFFER.Act in a play about how I have helped the universe.
[3] It's a mediocre job at best.
GM TURN:
The Pantaloons rampage across Lurra, killing [2] a couple dozen people.
The demons send in 5,000 Filth Demons against Huma's moon, [2] causing a siege. They also try to corrupt the zombies; [3] 50 million are now Death Daemons. Oy vey, the demons have a new source of minions...They also head through the wormhole to Sanctuary, [4v1] corrupting the 28 Persean Devas there into Persean Devils, which are much the same but evil, and conquer the crustacean people.
Trigon gives missions to his most powerful servants. ShadowDragon is to [5] go to Mobius and stop the demons from corrupting the Osmites.
YHWH shakes His head. He also creates Heaven.