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Author Topic: ROLL TO GM  (Read 33862 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #165 on: December 30, 2012, 08:34:05 pm »

>Travel Elsewhere in the TARDIS.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #166 on: December 30, 2012, 08:37:55 pm »

I wasn't up either

where's your post?
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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #167 on: December 30, 2012, 09:11:09 pm »

But I don't have an attic.
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Thecard

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #168 on: December 30, 2012, 09:28:00 pm »

Err... stab Robama with Shiv, as he was clearly not born on American soil, so he must be a terrorist!
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #169 on: December 30, 2012, 11:35:08 pm »

Wait for Robama to defeat the Fiscal Cliff.
Congratulate him on his victory.
Kill Robama.
Run for president on the platform, "President of the Future."
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TCM

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #170 on: December 30, 2012, 11:41:56 pm »

Use gangsta' funds to buy weapons and equipment. Recruit thugs.
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Doomblade187

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #171 on: December 31, 2012, 07:19:57 am »

If someone succeeds in killing Robama, run against them on the 'The other Candidate Killed Robama' platform.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #172 on: December 31, 2012, 07:46:43 am »

Infect single cellar organisms with virus.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #173 on: December 31, 2012, 08:47:54 am »

If someone succeeds in killing Robama, run against them on the 'The other Candidate Killed Robama' platform.
So...we have Rebublican V. Democrat V. Bay12 V. Sane.
I'm the sane one in that group.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #174 on: December 31, 2012, 09:53:51 am »

I'm the sane one in that group.

Why do you keep saying that? You're insane by association at the very least.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #175 on: December 31, 2012, 10:12:19 am »

I'm the sane one in that group.
Why do you keep saying that? You're insane by association at the very least.
Why? I'm sane for a Bay12er. I haven't flooded my fortress with magma or butchered kittens "just because." I don't know any trajectories to send a large mass hurtling at supersonic speeds to Washington, DC. I might be insane on balance, but I'm sane compared to the locals. And politicians make us look reasonable.
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Harry Baldman

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« Reply #176 on: December 31, 2012, 10:19:40 am »

Why? I'm sane for a Bay12er. I haven't flooded my fortress with magma or butchered kittens "just because." I don't know any trajectories to send a large mass hurtling at supersonic speeds to Washington, DC. I might be insane on balance, but I'm sane compared to the locals. And politicians make us look reasonable.

You're insane because you're running for president against a guy who got elected Prez 4 Life. Meaning that there are no more actual presidential elections. At least Thecard had the good sense to try and shiv him while running for president, which meant he could potentially become president if he was successful.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #177 on: December 31, 2012, 10:46:00 am »

Why? I'm sane for a Bay12er. I haven't flooded my fortress with magma or butchered kittens "just because." I don't know any trajectories to send a large mass hurtling at supersonic speeds to Washington, DC. I might be insane on balance, but I'm sane compared to the locals. And politicians make us look reasonable.
You're insane because you're running for president against a guy who got elected Prez 4 Life. Meaning that there are no more actual presidential elections. At least Thecard had the good sense to try and shiv him while running for president, which meant he could potentially become president if he was successful.
Two things.
1. I'm in the past.
2. I'm going to kill Robama.
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Thecard

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #178 on: December 31, 2012, 12:26:29 pm »

Yo, GWG!  You forgot a platform!

So...we have Rebublican V. Democrat V. Bay12 V. Sane V. Shiv.
There you go.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #179 on: December 31, 2012, 01:35:10 pm »

Yo, GWG!  You forgot a platform!

So...we have Rebublican V. Democrat V. Bay12 V. Sane V. Shiv.
There you go.
Who's Shiv?
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