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Author Topic: ROLL TO GM  (Read 33933 times)

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2012, 03:33:42 pm »
Painten moren pikturs!
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2012, 03:45:59 pm »
Respawn as the world tree.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2012, 04:29:43 pm »
Eat wrecking crew.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2012, 04:37:46 pm »
Sing as off-key as a single person possibly can. Sing until space itself bends to make me sound better in an effort to stop the madness.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2012, 04:51:25 pm »
>Transform a random person into a random entity.
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Scelly9

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2012, 08:47:56 pm »
Eat cats.
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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2012, 08:53:17 pm »
Screw previous command! Kill Scelly for eating cats!
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2012, 10:15:44 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2012, 03:23:15 pm
Learn mad science and/or get a bonus.
(5) You get both.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 22, 2012, 03:33:42 pm
Painten moren pikturs!
(4) You paint a pretty picture of a field under a sun.

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 22, 2012, 03:45:59 pm
Respawn as the world tree.
(6) You are now Yggdrasil. You feel a pain as a snake bites your roots.

Quote from: TopHat on December 22, 2012, 04:29:43 pm
Eat wrecking crew.
OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
(3) You eat two of them before the others flee.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 22, 2012, 04:37:46 pm
Sing as off-key as a single person possibly can. Sing until space itself bends to make me sound better in an effort to stop the madness.
(4) You are off-key. (6) space bends to make you sound better than any other singer there is. Every pop-star and opera singer hates you now.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 22, 2012, 04:51:25 pm
>Transform a random person into a random entity.
(5) You transform the president of the united states into (3) a robot.

Quote from: Scelly9 on December 22, 2012, 08:47:56 pm
Eat cats.
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 22, 2012, 08:53:17 pm
Screw previous command! Kill Scelly for eating cats!
(5) Scelly barbecues and eats a cat.
(2vs4) Slayerhero picks up my mailbox and smashes scelly over the head with it.

(1d8) The next GM is (7) Zanzetkuken the Great.

Players:
Persus: Hanging out
Slayerhero: legless guy attacking scelly with mailbox
Scelly: eating cat
Zanzetkuken: GM
Harry Baldman: Best singer ever
tophat: sentient house
Doomblade: Yggdrasil
Xantalos: Hitler the painter
GWG: mad science guy. +1 to rolls

NPCs:
Robot Obama

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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2012, 10:23:58 pm »
Paint a picture of a +1 so well that I get a +1 to rolls.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2012, 10:25:59 pm »
Create time machine.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2012, 10:28:19 pm »
Heal slayerhero.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2012, 10:46:10 pm »
This time, just become regular nuts.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2012, 11:22:15 pm »
Draw +1 with Scelly's blood while thanking him for his generous, if involuntary, contribution. Samwe reason as Xanty.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2012, 11:49:44 pm »
Reverse blood drain.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2012, 03:19:26 am »
Obtain horde of followers through the power of song. Form song-chain.
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