Paint -12 onto ground with blood while apologizing to Scelly about wasting his blood the first time.
(6) You paint dem der -12 onto the ground. (4vs5+1) Hitler the painter, however, takes offense at your attempting to imitate him, and applies the -12 to you, labeling you a philistine.
Test world-tree abilities.
(3) It turns out that you can move your branches! By inches. Very slowly.
Alter time so I got a +2 bonus instead of just a +1 one.
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.
(2+1) You get a one-turn +2.
(n/a) You didn't time travel! You're still stuck back in the past...of pastness! I'm sure Robama misses you and stuff.
Became more crazed than Slayer is. I WILL BE CRAZY
(4) Your mental state is comparable to that of a roasted pickle.
Build a house using materials obtained from the dead hippy horde.
(3) You build a mediocre shack out of ass cheeks. Very fragile.
Refuse to die of old age. I'm a house, dammit!
Then deep strike onto some random house.
Hope the owner doesn't notice the difference.
(6) You reverse age, becoming a house fetus!
(4) You deep strike, whatever that means.
(2) You wail to the beat of an imaginary congo, alerting the owner, who begins to beat you with an accordion.
>Construct a fortress.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
(2) The foundation collapses before you begin.
(5) You transform (4) yourself into (2) a dirt clod.
Kill scelly with vaporizor ray.
(3vs1) You burn his little finger. That hurts, man!
Kill persus12 with a deflected vaporizor ray.
(1) You somehow laser yourself. You are DED.
NPC's:
Robama (5)
does some celebratory dancing.(5) Congratulations, Harry Baldman! You da next GM.
Players:
Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly. -12 to rolls next turn.
Doomblade: Tickling people
GWG: Stuck in the past. +2 to rolls next turn.
Thecard: Moderately crazy
Harry Baldman: In a house built out of ass cheeks.
TopHat: House fetus, being beaten with an accordion.
Zanzkuken: Dirt clod
Persus13: Gloating over burned finger.
Scelly9: Pile of ash, dead
Xantalos: Standing next to a picture, laughing at philistines, +1 to rolls.
NPC's:
Robama: Not caring about GWG, dancing