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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

If heal=damage
>Repair the wall completely.

If damage=damage
>Reverse polarity
>>Repair wall

[GreatWyrmGold]

Which reminds me.
GM, whacking things with the wrench is how Engie (and, by extension, misko) fix machines. Therefore, it could hurt the wall at this point.

[Persus13]

Heel Face Turn. nuke wall.

[NAV]

attack anyone who attacks the wall

[Thecard]

Corai, why did a 1 mean I succeeded in what I wanted to do?

[Corai]

((I thought you meant beat it as in win.

... You. Got. Lucky.))

[TheZoomZoll]

Go to the wall and ask for protection from GWG's attack coming for me.
If succeded go to dinner with the wall.

[Thecard]

Acquire red leather jacket.
Thrill her.
(The wall, that is.)

[da_nang]

>INFECT THE WALL WITH A SYNTHETIC, POLARITY-INVARIANT PARASITE. THE PARASITE INJECTS A POISON THAT DEALS DAMAGE. IF THE WALL IS HEALED BY THE POISON, THE PARASITE HIBERNATES AND RELEASES A HEALING RESIDUE. ONCE THAT STARTS TO HEAL THE WALL THE PARASITE AWAKENS AND INJECTS POISON. IT ALSO MULTIPLIES SO THE EFFECT INCREASES OVER TIME.

[PrivateNomad]

>Ask brother to attach computer to wall.
>Proceed to ask sister to hack computer.

[Corai]

Re-Reverse the ******* polarity.
Then shoot wall.

(1) YOU REVERSE THE ******* POLARITY. MEN ARE NOW ON THE BOTTOM.

If polarity is not reversed, build dispenser next to wall and call for a medic.
If is reversed, Find out whether Pyro is male or female.Then ask to burn it down.

(6) YOU CALL FOR MEDIC. BLU AND RED MEDIC BOTH ARRIVE.

SHRUG AND RESUME BURIAL.

(2+1) YOU GET BORED AND LET THE DUST DO IT FOR YOU. INSIDE, THE SOUNDS OF A HOBO RELIEVING HIMSELF IS HEARD. POOR BRICK.

Kill TheZoomZoll

(1)+(1) VS (1) YOU CHARGE AT EACH OTHER, SWORDS DRAWN AAAAND... BOTH OF YOU FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE DIRT. BUT THEZOOMZOLL CATCHES HIMSELF.

Raise wall From the dead while still alive.

(5) YOU DO SO. THE GM IS NOW CONFUSED.

If heal=damage
>Repair the wall completely.

If damage=damage
>Reverse polarity
>>Repair wall

(1) YOU REALIZE DAMAGE HEALS THE WALL, AND HEALING DAMAGES IT. THUS, YOU ATTEMPT TO REVERSE THE POLARITY AND (2) FAIL AND GIVE YOURSELF A HEADACHE.

Heel Face Turn. nuke wall.

(5) NUCLEAR BOMB DROPPED FROM ENOLA GAY. WALL HEALED. SUCCESS?

attack anyone who attacks the wall

(5) VS (5) + (5) + (1) YOU GET CURBSTOMPED.

Corai, why did a 1 mean I succeeded in what I wanted to do?

Because the GM is an idiot.

Go to the wall and ask for protection from GWG's attack coming for me.
If succeded go to dinner with the wall.

(5) The wall aids your defensive roll. (5) THE DINNER IS A SUCCESS! +2 ROMANCE POINTS!

Acquire red leather jacket.
Thrill her.
(The wall, that is.)

(5) YOU STEAL THE WALL AWAY FROM THEZOOMZOLL.

>INFECT THE WALL WITH A SYNTHETIC, POLARITY-INVARIANT PARASITE. THE PARASITE INJECTS A POISON THAT DEALS DAMAGE. IF THE WALL IS HEALED BY THE POISON, THE PARASITE HIBERNATES AND RELEASES A HEALING RESIDUE. ONCE THAT STARTS TO HEAL THE WALL THE PARASITE AWAKENS AND INJECTS POISON. IT ALSO MULTIPLIES SO THE EFFECT INCREASES OVER TIME.

(1) YOU THROW A PAPER FULL OF SCIENCE BLAHBLAH AT THE WALL. IT DOES NOTHING.

>Ask brother to attach computer to wall.
>Proceed to ask sister to hack computer.

(3) YOUR BROTHER PUTS A USB ON THE WALL. (1) YOUR SISTER IS BUSY ON A DATE. WOAH, WAIT, WHAT? SHE GOT A DATE?! WHAT?!?!?

Wall: Torn between two lovers/Fine
Allies: BLU team

[Xantalos]

Raising wall from the dead grants it life, therefore doing so while wall is still alive gives it super healing. This super kills it.

[Harry Baldman]

TEACH THE HOBO TO BE-LIEVE IN HIMSELF, NOT RE-LIEVE HIMSELF! NOT THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE, BUT STILL.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Raising wall from the dead grants it life, therefore doing so while wall is still alive gives it super healing. This super kills it.

Aid Xantalos's argument with supporting evidence.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Raising wall from the dead grants it life, therefore doing so while wall is still alive gives it super healing. This super kills it.

Aid Xantalos's argument with supporting evidence.

Cast Revive on wall.