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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.  (Read 20139 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #60 on: December 23, 2012, 03:10:42 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #61 on: December 23, 2012, 08:27:06 pm »
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Alright, I'm here, now what?
Bow to the wall! Hail the Croats!
No. DOWN WITH RAGUSA!
Down with what?
Been waiting HOURS to post this. Ragusa = Dubrovnik.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #62 on: December 23, 2012, 08:29:43 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #63 on: December 23, 2012, 08:40:05 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #64 on: December 23, 2012, 09:58:30 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2012, 10:21:14 pm »
The potential for flame war has just increased 300%. I'm not going to start it.
 
As such, my action, leading Team RED to victory, stands.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2012, 10:39:26 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 22, 2012, 05:48:23 pm
BUILD A MAGNIFICENT MANSION OUT OF THIS SINGLE BRICK.

(1) YOU BUILD A OUTHOUSE OUT OF THIS SINGLE BRICK. BASTARD. IT BEGGED YOU NOT TO.

Quote from: misko27 on December 22, 2012, 05:48:46 pm
LEAD RED TO VICTORY! DESTROY!

(6) VS (4) YOU CURBSTOMP BLU TEAM VERY WELL. SO WELL IN FACT THAT YOUR MEN HAVE BECOME OBSESSED WITH IT AND BRING BLU TEAM BACK TO FIGHT MORE.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 22, 2012, 05:51:36 pm
>Heal the wall completely (should harm it now!)

(3) YOU SHOOT IT. "BULLETS HEAL IT NOW. WAIT, OR DO THEY?"

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 22, 2012, 05:55:57 pm
Ask the wall what pictures it doesn't like.

(1) "I LOVE THEM ALL!"

Quote from: TopHat on December 22, 2012, 06:10:36 pm
Open fire at the hole. RAPID FIRE!

(5) THE BULLETS REGENERATE THE WALL.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 22, 2012, 06:16:03 pm
FIRE THE PIGEON MACHINE GUN!

(3) THE PIGEONS ARE INEFFECTIVE! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 22, 2012, 06:23:09 pm
> HEADSHOT THE WALL

> SUMMON THE WRAITH OF GENGHIS KHAN

(3) YOU SHOOT IT IN THE FOOT. MORE HEALING, YAY! (6) YOU SUMMON GENGHIS KHAN AND HIS MONGOLIAN HORDE! (4) VS (5) THEY GET BEATEN BACK BY BLU TEAM.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 22, 2012, 06:26:13 pm
Everyone read the accidental result of my action, right?

If you attempt to damage the wall, you heal it.

AT LEAST ONE PERSON NOTICED THAT.

Quote from: TopHat on December 22, 2012, 06:32:13 pm
Meh. Anyway, we can't destroy the wall if we've already destroyed it, can we?

NOPE.

Quote from: Persus13 on December 22, 2012, 08:13:02 pm
possess miauw. use him to kill blue team.

(5) VS (4) YOU CAN NOW USE HIS LEFT HAND. (2) YOU BITCHSLAP SOME GUY IN A BLUE SUIT.

Quote from: Montopolis on December 22, 2012, 10:16:58 pm
Obviously this wall is the wall of Dubrovnik.

SUMMON THE SERBS!

(5) SERBS SUMMONED.

Quote from: Thecard on December 22, 2012, 10:51:21 pm
Put band-aid on wall and kiss its boo-boo.

(6) A SMALL SECTION OF THE WALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on December 23, 2012, 02:23:38 am
Tell the wall that it should leave now and leave with you on a vacation.
If he doesn't want to leave propose marriage.

(2) "NO"
(2) "NO."

Quote from: miauw62 on December 23, 2012, 12:22:45 pm
USE AQUIRED MURDIZATION POWERS TO MURDERIZE WALL.

(4) YOU HEAL THE SMALL CRACKS ON THE WALL.


Quote from: da_nang on December 23, 2012, 03:05:31 pm
>SURROUND THE WALL WITH GRONDS
>COMMENCE THE BATTERING AND SMASHING

(3) YOU FAIL TO DO ANY LARGE REPAIRS TO THE WALL.

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Alright, I'm here, now what?
Bow to the wall! Hail the Croats!
No. DOWN WITH RAGUSA!
Down with what?
Been waiting HOURS to post this. Ragusa = Dubrovnik.
Who now?
SUMMON THE CROATIANS! WAGE WAR UPON SERBS!

(6) VS (GM) THEY REFUSE TO SPILL EACH OTHER'S BLOOD AND INSTEAD BATTLE IT OUT WITH A DANCING CONTEST.

Wall: 99% A-OKAY/Laughing at your foolishness
Allies: BLU team
« Last Edit: December 23, 2012, 10:47:24 pm by Corai »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2012, 10:42:21 pm »
>Be RED engineer.
>Fix wall. Whack at with wrench.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2012, 10:42:44 pm »
perform CPR on wall
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2012, 10:43:56 pm »
REVERSE WALL POLARITY SO HARMING IT HARMS IT AGAIN
BORROW CHUCK NORRIS' LEG
ROUNDHOUSE KICK WALL
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2012, 10:44:48 pm »
Threaten to remove all pictures from wall if it doesn't fall.
Order an a anti-picture liquid thingy to apply if it doesn't comply.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2012, 10:45:54 pm »
Use the combined Slavic powers of dance-off to topple the wall!
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2012, 10:56:22 pm »
Tell the wall that we have his daughter!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2012, 11:20:42 pm »
>Repair the wall completely.  (by rebuilding, not trying to harm)
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2012, 11:42:53 pm »
Quote from: Corai on December 23, 2012, 10:39:26 pm
(6) VS (GM) THEY REFUSE TO SPILL EACH OTHER'S BLOOD AND INSTEAD BATTLE IT OUT WITH A DANCING CONTEST.
Just beat it!
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