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Author Topic: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.  (Read 20196 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2012, 09:07:39 am »

CHASE DOWN THE BRICK. HUG IT. HUG IT, DAMN YOU! TELL IT EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2012, 09:29:45 am »

Ask sister to help me stop wall from hacking the rolls. Also to give me a +1 to rolls.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2012, 09:49:04 am »

What is Wall composition?
> Throw Applicable acid on wall.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2012, 09:55:08 am »

MURDERIZE PERSUS!
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2012, 10:05:05 am »

...Threaten to hang lovely pictures on the wall if it doesn't fall!
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2012, 11:26:33 am »

Politely request that the Wall removes itself from the area..
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2012, 12:36:05 pm »

Politely request that the Wall removes itself from the area..
Like hanging a "No Loitering" sign?
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2012, 12:51:32 pm »

>CONTINUE RAMMING THE WALL WITH GROND
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2012, 03:20:28 pm »

Blow on my horn loud enough to knock down wall like it was the wall of Jericho
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #39 on: December 22, 2012, 05:01:16 pm »

>Invert the Laws of Physics acting upon the wall.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2012, 05:43:11 pm »

SUMMON DEMOMAN

(6) YOU SUMMON EVERY TF2 CLASS FROM SCOUT TO HEAVY. (1) BLU TEAM JOINS THE WALL'S SIDE! FILTHY TRAITORS!

Start trying to ineffectively destroy ANOTHER wall, to get first wall jealous.

(6) THE WALL GETS SO JEALOUS IT GRABS THE OTHER WALL AND DRAGS IT TO SELF, RIPS IT APART AND USES IT TO HEAL ITSELF.

Tell the wall that he should give you another chance.Do anything to make the wall love you.

(6) THE WALL DECIDES TO GIVE YOU TWO MORE CHANCES. BOTH TIMES YOU LEAVE SMILING.

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(6) OKAY. THE HELL. WHY SO MANY SIXES? ROLLING AGAIN. (5) YOU STEAL A SIEGE TANK FROM YOUR BROTHER'S POLITICAL RIVAL, WHO HAPPENS TO ALSO BE A WALL SUPPORTER. YOU OPEN FIRE AND SWEAR YOU CAN SEE THE OTHER SIDE THROUGH A SMALL CRACK.

CHASE DOWN THE BRICK. HUG IT. HUG IT, DAMN YOU! TELL IT EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT.

(1) IT CRIES EVEN MORE, BEGGING YOU NOT TO RA USE IT TO BUILD A OUTHOUSE.

Ask sister to help me stop wall from hacking the rolls. Also to give me a +1 to rolls.

(2-1) YOUR SISTER STOPS YOU FROM HACKING THE ROLLS. GIVING YOU A -1 THIS TURN. (It rolled a 2 this round)

What is Wall composition?
> Throw Applicable acid on wall.

(4) YOU SUCCEED IN MAKING A SMALL CRACK IN THE WALL.

MURDERIZE PERSUS!

(6) YOU MURDER HIM SO GOOD THAT HE IS SCARED TO RESPAWN. AND SO HE STAYS A GHOST AND FOLLOWS YOU AROUND.

...Threaten to hang lovely pictures on the wall if it doesn't fall!

(2) "OH, PUT THE ONE WITH THE PUPPY UP! I WUV PUPPIES!!!"

Politely request that the Wall removes itself from the area..

(5) "OKAY SIR. THANK YOU FOR ASKING NICELY. I WILL."

>CONTINUE RAMMING THE WALL WITH GROND

(6) GROND RIPS THE WALL PIECE FROM PIECE. THEN BUILDS THE WALL AGAIN JUST SO HE CAN BREAK IT AGAIN.

Blow on my horn loud enough to knock down wall like it was the wall of Jericho

(1) NICE WHISTLE.

>Invert the Laws of Physics acting upon the wall.

(5) THE WALL IS NOW HEALED BY ATTACKING IT.

-WALL'S TURN-

(2) THE BLU TEAM FAILS TO REBUILD THE WALL SO BADLY THEY CAUSE A BIT OF DAMAGE.

"GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE WE FAILED HORRIFICALLY."


Wall: Damaged/Leaving in THREE TURNS
Allies: BLU team.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2012, 05:50:34 pm by Corai »
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2012, 05:48:23 pm »

BUILD A MAGNIFICENT MANSION OUT OF THIS SINGLE BRICK.
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2012, 05:48:46 pm »

LEAD RED TO VICTORY! DESTROY!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2012, 05:51:36 pm »

>Heal the wall completely (should harm it now!)
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Re: ROLL TO DESTROY THE WALL.
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2012, 05:55:57 pm »

Ask the wall what pictures it doesn't like.
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