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[Weirdsound]

You put the dungeon EX on the slime mage sheet Nomad.

[PrivateNomad]

Uh game master I wish to register a complaint about my character info...

what

[PrivateNomad]

You put the dungeon EX on the slime mage sheet Nomad.

GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN

[PrivateNomad]

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Thingie looks through a convenient tourism book.
"Lets see... Ah, a fish mart. Thats a nice spot."
Thingie gently pitches the ship forward. He goes into some kind of aviation trance, because to him it is very XXFUNXX.
"Attitude set at 0-0 central indicator. Pitch, 20. Roll, 0. Yaw, 0..." He says, monotone.
"Hydrogen-A Class Thrusters are at 40% throttle. Left thruster nominal. Right thruster nominal. Fuel at 95%." He continues,
"Left and right ailerons nominal. Rear rudder nominal. Flight is a go." You say.
This is it. You know you can do it. This is where a few hours of microsoft flight simulator pay off!
YOU CAN DO IT!

You pitch forward, and the craft gently goes... forward. one small step, afterall.


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"...If you're going to rip off someone, rip off someone competent. Morina, Thunder Volt! Or whatever that thing was called."
"Right!" Morina says, casting a thunderbolt at Dan. He is hit, but the lighting bolt dissipates as it strikes his armor.
M'ber takes the Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» in hand! He pulls the string, firing an icy cold arrow towards the red mage! The red mage steps to the side, dodging it.

"Some reunion!" He says, as he raises his flaming pistol up.
"Phoenix Blaster, shotgun mode!" He says. He throws it into the air, and it morphs into a flaming shotgun. It catches it one-handed, aiming it at M'ber.
"THIS IS.... MY BOOM-STICK!" He yells, firing it.

M'ber is hit, being unable to dodge it. He gets knocked back by the blow, and is dealt 5 damage!

"Just how I like it!" Dan Straight yells out. He floats his two hammers up, morphing them into a large sickle. It takes aim towards Dirus. "Harvest moon!" He yells out! The sickle fling towards him.

The sickle strike Dirus. He yells out in pain as he falls to the ground, his leg bleeding.
"MAH' LEG!" He is dealt 6 damage.

Skasha creeps behind the red mage. She grabs his red cape, feeling it. It feels soft and velvety. You move towards his hat. You have to take it off, you must. He goes to scratch his ass, when he slightly elbows you.
The Red Mage jumps up, raising his shotgun! He fires towards Skhasha but she quickly dodges it.

"Opening!" Gordan yells out. He pulls his bow string back, firing an arrow towards the red mage. The arrow hits his shoulder, making him drop his shotgun! The red mage is dealt 3 damage!

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Maseau flicks his wand! A slime oozes from the walls of the lower deck. The slime oozes into the control room, grabbing one of Dan's feet!
"AH, WHAT THE HELL" He yells, whacking it with hammers.


♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (14) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (17) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  Phoenix Down

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
 Shampoo
 Lotion


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.

EQUIPMENT
 Kitten skin Robe
 Fur Boots
 ◄Hogwartz Wand►


ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [27]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [30]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (9) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[IronyOwl]

"MINE NOW EEEEHEHEHEHEHE!"

Grab his shotgun and scurry off with it!

[HissinhWalnuts]

Summon lubricant slime on the floor so I can have fun skating on it.

Oh also have my slime pull Dan in half.

[Aseaheru]

KEEP FLYING TO THE FISH! ALSO RELAY THE FOLLOWING ON THE INTERCOM, OR ELSE JUST SHOUT IT!
"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all."

[Weirdsound]

Smashy is caught off guard as the Red Mage begins picking a fight with the ogre's traveling companions. What was he supposed to do?

His mind is made up as the stranger strikes M'ber. The stranger is not Smashy's friend. Smashy can fight the stranger and catch up with the Red Mage later.

Drawing both his axes, Smashy turns to Dan and starts yelling. "You hurt Mr. Bossy Kobold! Nobody hurts Mr. Bossy Kobold! FE-FI-FO-FUM Smashy gonna chop ya into chum!"

Dual Wield Axe attack on Dan!

 

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Seems they copied someone competent."

"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all."

"Idiot."

Get up, get behind cover, snipe.

[Aseaheru]

"I heard that, and consider it highly offensive."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"We need to kill them because they're attacking us, you idiot!"

[HissinhWalnuts]

Glorp, shlorp, mlorp.(Keeeeeel him).

[PrivateNomad]

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"MINE NOW EEEEHEHEHEHEHE!" Skhasha says, grinning! She quickly grabs the shotgun and runs off with it.
But she drops it when it burns through her hands, dealing 4 damage!


A voice comes on the intercom.
"Everyone please buckle up. We will be at the fishmart soon, and there is no need to go killing things before then. That is all." The ship begins to fly at around 42 km/h eastward.


Smashy is caught off guard as the Red Mage begins picking a fight with the ogre's traveling companions.

Drawing both his axes, Smashy turns to Dan and starts yelling. "You hurt Mr. Bossy Kobold! Nobody hurts Mr. Bossy Kobold! FE-FI-FO-FUM Smashy gonna chop ya into chum!"

Smashy lunges at Dan, with his silver axe and his Axe of Fire in hand!
 Dan opens his eyes, dodging back!


M'ber fires a shot towards Red Mage, but misses! He dives behind cover.

The red mage summons a flame disk towards M'ber's back! M'ber is hit, being dealt 3 damage!
Dan swings towards Smashy, but misses!

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The slime mage skates upstairs with his lubricant slime!
He enters the control room, demanding "Glorp, shlorp, mlorp." towards his slime.
The slime wiggles around Dan, dealing 1 damage!




♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (11) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5



EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger
  1 Bomb

◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides
   History Book

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (17) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 3

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  ☼Arsonist's Joy☼
  Fire Suit
 50 Gold Pieces
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat
  Phoenix Down

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Thingy (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

EQUIPMENT
  Steel Boots
  Box of Food
  Pitchblende Box
  Trench Coat
  Gas mask
  Helm
  4 Cloth
  2 Iron Ingots

ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit

Spoiler: Shkasha (21) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  Silk Net

ABILITIES
Heal
Disable

Spoiler: Rillsim (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.


EQUIPMENT
 Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
 Elaborate but unmagical staff
 Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
 Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
 Shampoo
 Lotion


ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade

Spoiler: Maseau the Slime Wizard (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1

A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.

EQUIPMENT
 Kitten skin Robe
 Fur Boots
 ◄Hogwartz Wand►


ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
-
S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.

☼ENEMIES☼
Red Mage [27]
Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [29]

♥ALLIES♥
Scamps the Cat [10]
2 Cats [10]
Slime [5]

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

Spoiler: Dirus the Goblin Master (9) (click to show/hide)

A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.

EQUIPMENT
  Iron Armor
  5 Bombs
  Bomb Bag
  ◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►

ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer

Spoiler: Gordan the Elf Bard (25) (click to show/hide)

An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.

EQUIPMENT
  Green Silk Robes
  Bow
  Song book
  ◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►

ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
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[HissinhWalnuts]

Get slime in places he never thought he would find it!

Use adhesive slime.(This should stun him/suffocate him)((Also my slime will continue slowly digesting Dan.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

"F^$%ing mages! ...No offense, Morina!"

Shoot the red mage. Hit this time.